Two words. Power move. Like even though I don’t wear glasses my life will be a complete failure if I never have a guy whose sole responsibility in life is to clean my glasses. Frankly I don’t how I’ve even survived this long without one. I’m obsessed. I need a personal glasses cleaner as much as I need air right now. That’s how important it’s become to me. I mean how can I be taken seriously as a mogul without a glasses butler? I can’t. It’s impossible. I might as well be homeless.

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