Yahoo – As Missouri prepares for its first season in the SEC, it’s all about minimizing distractions. So when two coeds were running the stadium steps while Mizzou was practicing at Faurot Field, the Tigers’ coaching staff had to put an end to that fitness regimen immediately. According to sports reporter Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV in Columbia, Mo., the two women were nicely asked to come back later to finish their exercise. Of course, Blumberg managed to get a photo of the coeds before they were ushered out of the stadium.
This was one of the absolute no brainers in the history of earth here by Gary Pinkel. There is literally zero percent chance to concentrate with this show going on in the bleachers. And I’m not talking about you orange shorts. I’m talking about your buddy there who is whipping the shit out of those spandex. Holy fuck that girl is hot! Dick wrecker to the max. Like how can you expect Missouri to concentrate on practice when I can’t concentrate on blogging anymore just based on this picture alone. Seriously I think I’m obsessed with this girl. Just leaking sex all over the place. Time for Missouri stoolies to come up huge. Who is this chick? Earn your keep Barstool U. Earn your keep.
Somebody do me a favor and cue the music. Never has a song fit more than this one. Spandex shorts is poison indeed.
UPDATE – I totally didn’t give Kmarko the respect he deserved. He already blogged this yesterday. Already smoked both girls. Well played sir. Automatic raise. Automatic. And by automatic I mean not really automatic.