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Missouri Coach Gary Pinkel Kicks Two Smokes Out Of Stadium During Practice For Being Too Distracting

Yahoo – As Missouri prepares for its first season in the SEC, it’s all about minimizing distractions. So when two coeds were running the stadium steps while Mizzou was practicing at Faurot Field, the Tigers’ coaching staff had to put an end to that fitness regimen immediately. According to sports reporter Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV in Columbia, Mo., the two women were nicely asked to come back later to finish their exercise. Of course, Blumberg managed to get a photo of the coeds before they were ushered out of the stadium.

This was one of the absolute no brainers in the history of earth here by Gary Pinkel. There is literally zero percent chance to concentrate with this show going on in the bleachers. And I’m not talking about you orange shorts. I’m talking about your buddy there who is whipping the shit out of those spandex. Holy fuck that girl is hot! Dick wrecker to the max. Like how can you expect Missouri to concentrate on practice when I can’t concentrate on blogging anymore just based on this picture alone. Seriously I think I’m obsessed with this girl. Just leaking sex all over the place. Time for Missouri stoolies to come up huge. Who is this chick? Earn your keep Barstool U. Earn your keep.

Somebody do me a favor and cue the music. Never has a song fit more than this one. Spandex shorts is poison indeed.

UPDATE – I totally didn’t give Kmarko the respect he deserved. He already blogged this yesterday. Already smoked both girls. Well played sir. Automatic raise. Automatic. And by automatic I mean not really automatic.

Click for entire gallery from Barstool U of both Missouri Smokes

By elpresidente posted August 10th, 2012 at 11:33 AM

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by BossHogg on August 10, 2012 at 11:35 am

Here's a link David should have thought to include: http://www.barstoolu.com/#random-thoughts/barstool-u-smokeshows-of-the-day-geony-and-kristin-the-missouri-stair-girls/
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by whorefrost on August 10, 2012 at 11:36 am

Who (besides Jerry) still refers to college chicks as coeds?
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by manzoswife on August 10, 2012 at 11:36 am

The U already beat you by a day. Losing a grip on the fort old man.
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by MacGyver on August 10, 2012 at 11:38 am

Are you retarded Portnose? "Earn your keep Barstool U. Earn your keep."... As your other followers have pointed out, the U has earned their keep... God you suck
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by whorefrost on August 10, 2012 at 11:39 am

goddamn that was disappointing, wish I never saw those pics. I thought green shorts was a goddess instead of meh. Like when the curtain got pulled back on Oz.
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by hardooo on August 10, 2012 at 11:43 am

were these photos taken on a blackberry?
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by suckitninetyninepercent on August 10, 2012 at 11:43 am

Wow, you don't read the U either? If this isn't a wake-up call to shut that site down immediately, I don't know what is. Put kmarko back on NYC jewface.
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by broseidon on August 10, 2012 at 11:49 am

even though you absolutely shit the bed on this one, were unfunny in the update and got called out by KFC on twitter, the song selection was on point.
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by tornopen on August 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm

I should have gone to college to a big school in the South. I could have easily got in, I mean their admission standards can't be any higher than BC, BU, Tufts or UMASS Amherst right? What the hell was I thinking?
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by borgesucks on August 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Why don't YOU walk to Gunnard?!?!
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by Cool HHHWhip on August 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm

You should ask kmarko to move the Chicago...get him out of barstoolu purgatory and retire Neil.
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by otwisted on August 10, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Thats why you need to move Kmarko to one of the city pages instead of that page nobody reads.
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by Jeff_Bagwell_is_da_man on August 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm

In the words of the Iron Sheik.. " You're a cheap Jew Bastard ! "
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by you_mad_bro on August 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

damn jew face killa.... just dropping the ball left and right... BOO THIS MAN!!! BOO THIS MAN!
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by fuckyoueastcoast on August 10, 2012 at 2:51 pm

This site uses the word 'smoke' too much, these too shrek faces are in no way super hot.
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by bdemps15 on August 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm

The "r" word has to make your ears bleed. No chance you pay someone more for excelling at their job.
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by slutnuts4 on August 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm

i am beginning to think this was just an ad for barstool u. trying to push people over there. you must read the other sites. i refuse to believe you have your head in the sand regarding the other cities and the u sites.
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by nicktuation on August 10, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Orange shorts is lucky to be such a smoke, literal one of the dumbest person Ive ever talked to. MIZ!
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by m1zzouguy11 on August 11, 2012 at 1:35 am

ZOU!
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by sizzlindeals on August 12, 2012 at 10:05 am

^ cute "MIZZOU" chant
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