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If you didn’t bet HEAVY on this kid to win then you just don’t know read Miltons contestants. Kid had it all working for him, and by that I mean he had nothing working for him.

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

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Hey pres, this is my friend Woody he’s a senior here at Eastern Connecticut State. This guy is one of the nicest kids I have ever met, would drop anything at anytime if you needed him. Everybody at the school knows him and his catchy “what upp” phrase he replies with when you see him. He has had his long curly hair since ‘nam and the fiercest beard i’ve ever seen. In addition, he is an absolute sports wiz, could tell you anything you wanted to know about any player or team no joke. Pres, help my good friend out here and pimp out his look.

(112 votes, average: 9.60 out of 10)

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By feitelberg posted November 30th, 2012 at 3:00 PM

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by rpw50222 on November 30, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Bet this kid wears cargo shorts all the time
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by pussymonster on November 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Impressive how he goes from looking like Afa from the Wild Samoans in the first picture to Jonah Hill in the second. And by impressive, I mean duly disgusting.
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by bobcabbit on November 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm
CAPTAAAAINNNNN CAVVVVVVEEEEEMMMMMANANNNNNNNN!!!!
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by why is it red and swolen on November 30, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Woody is a slob. I'm sure he's an absolute sports wiz, but I'm also sure he's never thrown a football or a baseball in his life. A frizbee, yes. A hacky sack, yes. And by looking at him, I'm almost certain that he only showers once a week. End this contest, please.
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by Prezs Nose on November 30, 2012 at 3:23 pm
what the fuck is eastern connecticut state?
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by why is it red and swolen on November 30, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Forgot to comment on the neck "beard". Fat people always try to grow hair on their necks to hide the fat on their necks. Fat people suck and we all know you're fat even with the neck beard. Woody, here's what you need to do. in this order... Get a hair cut, take a shit, take a shower, shave your neck, shave your face, ditch the shower shoes, and get your act together. After you do all of the above, you will still be an ugly loser, but at least you won't stink.
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by Evil One on November 30, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Not Shown - Toenail/Cock Fungus
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by youkilising on November 30, 2012 at 3:39 pm
When did Sammy Hagar and the kid from SuperBad have a lovechild?
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by smokee on November 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm
What type of bullshit is this? "Has the fiercest beard I've ever seen" "Has had his long curly hair since nam" Hey queer, get it over with and blow Woody already.
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by pacostacos on November 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Those bears aren't props folks, that's his wife and 2 kids on the hunt for a couple picAnic baskets!!!!!
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by scmass on November 30, 2012 at 6:53 pm
WTF does he major in at Eastern Connecticut State, Bong Science?
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by pedroiahasaids on November 30, 2012 at 8:26 pm
"woody" has come into contact with pussy exactly once- when he was birthed.
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by meowmix on November 30, 2012 at 8:29 pm
"If you didn%u2019t bet HEAVY on this kid to win then you just don%u2019t know read Miltons contestants."Or we just don't give a fuck
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by yukon cornelius on November 30, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Didn't we just see this kid in the same bear pic photo or am I a psychopath?
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by skyhigh on November 30, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Jewish Hippy. Pretty funny if you think about it. "ewwwww,oooowwwww,ewwwwww,owwwww,jewwww."
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by revnathanhortonheat on November 30, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Who is the poor fuck at Milton's making $8 an hour that has to put a measuring tape near this orangutan's junk?
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