Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Roy my boy from Plymouth State is your more than average bro. He always has the “bros before hoes” motto in his mind, and it ends up being his downfall most of the time. Badass, he pregames to Mario Kart, and his pickup lines are always movie related as he is one of the biggest movie nerds you will ever meet.
Never to be seen without his Zhenka or a Natty Daddy in hand; it is also very rare that you will ever see Roy Power swagged out. Kids got a rotation of t-shirts and jeans that needs to go. Please help him out on his upcoming senior year endeavors; so much pussy so little time!
Viva la stool,