Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
You really need to pimp my friend Chris. His sense of fashion or lack there of is the worst. The majority of his wardrobe consists of athletic shorts and gray sports t-shirts he has accumulated over the years. He only dresses up when he goes to bars and by dressing up I mean wearing his one pair of jeans and a blue athletic polo. He needs your help El Pres. He has been my friend forever and I would hate to see him go through the rest of his college years in such a poor state of dress.
P.S.- His standard look is not helping his chances with the ladies…