Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
So I have a fucking plethora of style as you will see below. So technically yes, I don’t actually need to be pimped. However, I am graduating next semester and I am going to be a sports reporter (TV) so I would love to get a ton of nice suits on Miltons dime. I will break down the pics for you.
BELOW: Red pants. Douche as fuck, funny as fuck. Boat shoes with socks??? Yep my fucking feet sweat get off my back bro. I was wearing pants you couldn’t even tell I had socks on. Genius and intuitive. Last one. Do I need to describe it really? its fucking swagtastic . GQ esque!
P.S. On the last one I know the tag was still on the GQ pic I had to model it before I was positive i was going to keep them. PPS. is this the douchest thing ever? sending pictures of myself to try and pimp my own look?