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It takes a lot for me to admit that I’m not good at something. But I must admit I can’t throw a Frisbee. Can’t do it. Never have been able to. Don’t know why. I think it’s because god knows only squids play Frisbee and he didn’t want me to be a squid so he blessed me with anti squid/anti frisbee jeans. Anyway this is the long way of me saying I’m marrying Cornhole. Probably top 5 cornhole players on the planet. This 4^th of July I’ll bet a night with the First Lady vs. any of the young sluts at Nobadeer. That’s how confident I am. I’m going to fuck Kan Jam because this seems like the new it game and relies less on a perfect Frisbee throw and more on intangibles. That means I’m murdering polish horseshoes because I think I could throw a Frisbee 100 straight times and not hit the bottle.

Marry – Cornhole

Fuck – Kan Jam

Kill – Polish Horseshoes

By elpresidente posted June 18th, 2012 at 3:54 PM

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by mpin3 on June 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm
so i stopped wearing underwear when i go out now. its too much of a hassle. you know when you're trying to piss at a urinal but your underwear seam and your zipper on your pants go in opposite directions. you gotta snake your dick out and do a weird shuffle to make sure you dont lacerate your cock on the zipper. Alot of people ask, isn't that abrasive on your privates? Ya, but I already had a rash on my junk and now I have a explanation.
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by whorefrost on June 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Who has played polish horshoes or kan jam? Should have been bocce and volleyball, in which case I'm marrying cornhole, fucking bocce, and killing volleyball. btw, cornhole with sandbags as opposed to bean bags is gay.
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by rukid1988 on June 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm
1000% percent chance you put "jeans" instead of "genes" on purpose. Right? RIGHT?!
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by torch on June 18, 2012 at 4:03 pm
i would absolutely crush you in corn hole
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by zwilson36 on June 18, 2012 at 4:05 pm
@Rukid1988 just beat me to that one... I'm going to go with Pres did that by mistake
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by boss truth on June 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm
torch would absolutely love to crush your corn hole.
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by buckwheat on June 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm
stick to the north shore bro, balding blogger on nobadeer is beyond creepy. you'd scare all the kids.
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by stevenglandsberg on June 18, 2012 at 4:12 pm
if you write a blog and nobody reads it....was the blog ever written?
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by above_the_clouds on June 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm
What about ladder golf?
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by gordonbombay69 on June 18, 2012 at 4:22 pm
i agree with the comments above, bocce would be a better choice than kan jam (whatever the fuck that is). and you can't throw a frisbee, not because you don't have "squid jeans", but rather because you're Jewish and lack athletic ability.
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by DooBAH on June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Too bad your dad, the squid that he is, didn't squirt his genes inside his jeans, instead of inside his old lady Jeanne.
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by marsh-mont on June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Prez you forgot your all time fav game to play....Lambert Leap Frog.. I hear your an assassin at it
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by Kay Jewelers on June 18, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Cornhole rules. Any game for that matter that doesnt make me run. And who the fuck plays volleyball? Volleyball is gay. And here is proof: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/playerkyle14/topgun1.jpg
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by crosbysbrain on June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I'd go with Marrying Cornhole because it just kind of stands there holding your beer not saying anything, Fuck can jam because Im imagining fucking can jam hard because its hole shaped different and could be fun. And I would have to kill cornhole I guess because its got a pretty big hole already and who wants a big loose hole that balls just sink right through?
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by crosbysbrain on June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Marrying polish horseshoes...my bad by bad
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by bdemps15 on June 18, 2012 at 4:57 pm
I really like how that cornhole board exentuates how fat and ugly you are.
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by haleyingonmyface on June 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm
KAN JAM all day, errday.
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by boggsie on June 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm
If you're on a beach, Spikeball beats all of those. A cross between four-square and volleyball (and handball?). And you can dive and make sweet plays that make bitches wet. Try turning a broad on by throwing a bean bag or frisbee while standing still, limp dicks. http://www.spikeball.com/
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by woodhead on June 18, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Pres, I will you play you for the rights to BSS in cornhole. Make it happen.
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by guestbutt on June 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I love how El Pres gets to be a complete retard and play it off as sarcasm. It's even funnier when he writes an idiotic post about sports and people defend it as "sarcastic" when it clearly isn't trying to be. Of course, he meant to spell it jeans! (I really hope he did though) Anybody see the irony here btw?
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by notharrypotter on June 18, 2012 at 7:07 pm
ladder golf is fire. that spikeball game looks pretty legit boggsie, good looking out, however, while you're diving and making sweet plays I'll be playing with those wet chicks' cornholes.
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by peopleschamp8 on June 18, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Bocce ball is fire. And whoever took to time to make those el pres cornhole boards should kill themselves
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by scottbaio on June 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Jesus Christ, Pres. MFK is a stupid game anyway, but if you're going to play it, goddamnit you need to stop with the inanimate objects. It should be played with hot pussy or not at all. What a fucking terrible day at the stool. Todays smokeshow better be unbelievable. And oh yeah, I told you those Good Effort shirts were a disaster. How'd that work out for you, Ugly Fuck? You selling a lot of those? You wonder why your not rich meanwhile you're asking guys if they'd fuck a game of horseshoes. Quality entertainment there jackass
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by spilchuk on June 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Rung ho is the best...
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by spilchuk on June 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Rung ho is the best...
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by Prison Mike on June 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm
Is polish horseshoes the same as beer ski?
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by JSB on June 18, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Washerboards tops them all...although baggo/corn hole is decent..only meant to be played in drunken coed teams.
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by goddy77 on June 18, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Scottbaio, i couldnt have said it better myself.
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by fisty mcfisterson on June 18, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Ill beast anyone in bags. Straight cash.Polish horseshoes I'm easily top 15.
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by peopleschamp8 on June 19, 2012 at 12:12 am
Pres I didnt know you could spin a dradle in the sand
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by kickthepuppy on June 19, 2012 at 2:38 am
You've really gotta stop saying squid. It makes you sound like your about to don a fuckin sailor outfit and jump in board the Titanic just to suck as many dicks as you can while goin under
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by bojangles on June 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm
The ONLY reason that Kan-Jam is rated so low is because only 5% of the commenters have ever played it. It is the ultimate game of teamwork and you don't even have to be a Ultimate Frisbee loser to play it because your partner can just make up for yuor bad aim. Kan-Jam FTW
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by bojangles on June 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Prison Mike- yes, it is, and is also known as Skisbee
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by bojangles on June 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm
we need to get a BSS Boston Cornhole bracket challenge going, set it up Pres!
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