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Maria “Anal” Menounos Likes Being Choked When She Orgasms….Yeah She Does
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I’ll tell you what. Maria Menounos may be the most annoying Celtics fan on the planet. She may be the most offensive tweeter in the history of mankind, but it doesn’t even matter. Because when you look like she does and you are on the record as loving anal and love getting choked out when you orgasm everything else just fades away. This is all that matters. This is all I will think about when I see her face. Bitch loves getting vilified in the sack. Yes fucking please.
PS – Somewhere Erin Andrews just pounded her fist on a table saying “I was supposed to leak then deny that first!”
By elpresidente posted June 11th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
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  by 4guys1barstool on June 11, 2012 at 10:46 am
  I lol'd hard at the first three words of the title. I guess you could say I spit out my coffee and I wasn't even drinking any.
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  by tr1d3nt on June 11, 2012 at 10:46 am
  I've already forgotten about the Celtics video. And the Celtics. All that matters now is Maria. How about giving it up to Howard Stern for breaking the story? Baba booey!
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  by buckwheat on June 11, 2012 at 10:49 am
  dude you got a uncircumcised cock.. who the fuck are you to rip someone?? reality check pls on on isle fuck nut
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  by thecoquettishhaberdasher on June 11, 2012 at 11:00 am
  All these chicks reading this 50 Shades of Gray shit are going nuts in the bedroom now. Choking, smacking, pulling hair, getting butt plugs rammed home left and right.....some wild shit going on out there....
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  by tornopen on June 11, 2012 at 11:06 am
  hot or not, you can't fix obnoxious.
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  by brilliantarrogance on June 11, 2012 at 11:07 am
  maria in a bikini @ http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/06/fme-ftl_08.html
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  by mbm gto on June 11, 2012 at 11:19 am
  I love this women even though she's a greek girl.
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  by mbm gto on June 11, 2012 at 11:24 am
  I love this woman even though she's a greek girl. Was married to one once and she didn't care for anal.
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  by hartfarts on June 11, 2012 at 11:26 am
  @buckwheat I'm going to go out on a limb and say elPres has a circumcised winky. Now if you refer back to the didactic fiction which is the Old Testament you would find that when Moses made a covenant with God he got a burning bush at Mt. Sinai and was forced to sprinkle the blood of a dead animal on the altar and his people. Meanwhile, Abraham and all his "children" were forced to snip their dick skin. As for how this relates to portnoy, I'll let you figure this out on your own...
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  by tornopen on June 11, 2012 at 11:31 am
  @hartfarts -- well the Bible is full of shit, fairty tales and myths. circumcision is done to prevent deadly infections from people who lives in arid dry sandy desert climates. Since people didn't bathe often (not enough water sources), sand and dirt and filth would build up. But the common peasants were too fucking stupid to listen to medical advice, so they made up a bullshit story, added a God element, and the morons listened. Same shit applies to pork. Eating undercooked pork that isn't prepared properly carried bacteria that would kill you. But the common folks don't understand science, so you tell them God demands it. In the end, my point is this, anybody who reads the Bible or Torah or Quaran or any other religious book, and follows the rule and believes the bullshit.......... is a fucking idiot.
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  by lifesox on June 11, 2012 at 11:41 am
  I just learned more about The Bible in 5 minutes on Barstool than I did in all those years of Sunday School. And that Maria Menounos likes anal and choking. Why go anywhere else?
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  by hartfarts on June 11, 2012 at 11:44 am
  @tornopen please reread my comment and tell me where in that do I imply that I follow the rules or actually believe that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. If in ten minutes you still don't understand why you're an idiot, I'll sneak away to the bathroom and enlighten you from my iPhone while I take a "shit".
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  by no_comment on June 11, 2012 at 11:58 am
  @Lifesox for the win.
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  by Donnie Baseball on June 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm
  uh, check please!
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  by buckwheat on June 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm
  moses also split the red sea- so that gives men the right to fuck chicks on their period, right?
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  by that_guy_ on June 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm
  I prefer chicks that while having an orgasm like to be choked and punched. What a prude.
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  by pedre123 on June 11, 2012 at 1:14 pm
  http://soundcloud.com/the-promusitist/at-at
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  by nyfan1 on June 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm
  haha. she is great now. she has to do one of those cleavage challenges http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
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  by Harry Johnson on June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm
  I'll bet her parents are proud. Great pic though.
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  by shameonme on June 11, 2012 at 2:47 pm
  Typical for Medford girls
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  by shameonme on June 11, 2012 at 2:47 pm
  Typical for Medford girls
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  by occupy my nutsack on June 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm
  Id let her anal me just to sniff her workout panties
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  by rexisfat on June 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm
  My friend from Medford dated her. Told me they averaged Greek-style at least 3 times a week. True story. That's very high, even for a Greek goddess. He also told me she'd have a Brazilian wax, (undercarriage included) every other week. Clean as a fucking whistle.
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  by Falcon Boy 4 President on June 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm
  Because she's clenching her hands in a fist I'm also going to guess she likes being fisted?
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  by koberapes on June 11, 2012 at 6:11 pm
  Wow the more I hear the more I like this chick. Hey Maria honey, I bet Kevin's not getting the job done. Come to daddy.
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