DM – A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him. In fact, the attention is so proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn’t taken him up on the offer. He only wanted, he said six months ago, to urinate like a normal man and have a romantic relationship with a woman. ’I don’t like being a freak, who would?’ he told the Review-Journal. Fast-forward six months after Mr Warren’s story spread across the globe. ‘It was fun going to Los Angeles in the big van they sent for me,’ he said.
Hey I ain’t mad at this motherfucker. He knows where his bread is buttered. That 100 pound scrotum pays the bills. You get rid of that scrotum and you got nothing. You’re not on Stern. You’re not on the Stool. You’re just a guy who pisses normal again. Listen everybody needs to feel special. That they are the best at something. Something that separates them from every other human on the planet. This guy has it. That 100 pound scrotum is fresh to death. You keep that shit 100 out of 100 times. Big balls 4 life.
PS – How can that surgery or any surgery cost 1 million dollars? I’m calling bullshit on that.