PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A Dighton, Mass., man is pressing charges against a well-known local massage parlor, saying he was sexually assaulted. The 30-year-old man told police on Saturday about an incident in April, when he went to the North Main Street Spa for a massage, according to a police report. The massage proceeded in ways that have gotten its proprietor and masseuses arrested in the past for prostitution — and ended the same way. The man said he told “Yo Yo” that he had a girlfriend, the report said, but she completed the sex act. The man said he wanted “Yo Yo” charged with sexual assault. (The Journal does not identify people who say they are victims of sexual assault.) The incident is under investigation, according to police.
Look, man, tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me you didn’t want to get your dick tugged. Like I don’t know how this guy got caught by his girlfriend, but that’s exactly what happened. Men aren’t “victims” of sexual assault, they pay extra for it. If a guy doesn’t want a handjob he doesn’t get hard. Or he pushes all 4’10 and 80 pounds of the Asian masseuse off him. Either way he doesn’t lay there with a stiff dick at a massage parlor notorious for happy endings and mumble about his girlfriend while Yo Yo sits there and walks the dog. Sorry bro but there’s just no way this accusation has legs. Any judge will dismiss this case faster than you dropped a load into your belly button.
PS – I have a friend who got kicked out of a Spa because he got mad when the masseuse started jerking him off before he felt he got his money’s worth on the actual massage. Swears it’s worth the trip for the rub down alone, getting a handy is just the icing on the cake. Hmm maybe that’s what happened here? Or maybe he was yelling NO! NO! and Yo Yo thought he was saying YO YO!
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