Cleveland - A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston. The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County. At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston. Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination. The man’s identity is unknown at this time.
Well this is the least surprising story of the decade. Just your typical house cat attacking his owner with butcher knife causing him to get air lifted to a local hospital. Vintage cat move here. You give him shelter and a warm meal and how does he repay you? By trying to murder your ass. Like people think I’m joking with this cat shit, but this is what they do. They just wait and wait and wait until the moment is right and then they pounce. They see you holding a knife a little bit carelessly and next thing you know they’re trying to overpower you and plunge it into your heart. Why? Because cats hate people. They think they know more than we do and don’t need us. We’re a nuisance to them. Just constantly bothering them asking them to play and shit. Eventually they just snap. Seriously it’s not if a cat will eventually try to kill you it’s just a matter of when and this story just proves it.