JUNE 26--A Massachusetts man is facing a felony assault with a dangerous weapon charge after allegedly tossing a batch of “hot and oily” McDonald’s french fries at his stepdaughter during an dispute last Friday in the family car, police report.According to cops, James Hackett, 26, got into an argument about money with his wife after the couple–and the woman’s 11-year-old daughter–picked up food at the drive-thru window of a McDonald’s in Lowell.As the couple argued, the girl “began to interject into the argument in an attempt to get the two to stop fighting.” This allegedly upset Hackett, who “picked up the container of French fries he had just purchased, which were hot and oily, and threw it at [the girl], striking her in the face and chest area.”Hackett was subsequently arrested after his wife called police to report the incident. When Officer Richard Cesarz collared Hackett, he informed him that “he was being charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon to wit french fry.”
Do you Lowell! Do you! Seriously though when will chicks learn? Always have to have an opinion about everything. Butt out! This isn’t about you. Mommy and Daddy are having a fight. Keep your mouth fucking shut. Because you know what happens when girls start interjecting shit? You get a hot batch of French fries whipped off your face. And make no mistake about it. That shit burns. Hot French fries ain’t no joke. Never have been. Never will be.