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Lochte Continues To Crush Interviews

I’m so over hating Ryan Lochte. Actually, I’m embarrassed I ever did. Maybe it’s because it has been brought to my attention that he and I are practically identical twins but I’m so Team Lochte now it’s crazy. What did we even hate him for? Because he’s a dumb jock. Because his mom says he has one night stands and not relationships. Because he wears Grillz on the podium like an asshole. Basically we hated him for being a loud mouthed stupid idiot. AKA an American. Hated him for being one of us. Yeah I guess he shit the bed when it counted but what did you expect? The guy literally just admitted to having trouble talking and moving at the same time. You really think he could perform on the big stage? If I was him I would have gone across the pond with the same goal: get the media talking about me. The Olympics come around once every 4 years. Enjoy all your gold medals worth pennies, Phelps. Lochte is doubling down into appearances on 90210 and possibly The Bachelor. It’s disgusting that I had blinders on for the last three weeks and hated this guy. He was the most American person in London. USA! USA! USA!

PS – he’d totally kick Phelps’ ass on that rope course.

By feitelberg posted August 17th, 2012 at 9:35 AM

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by cawk gawd on August 17, 2012 at 9:40 am
this guy is so fucking stupid he should not be allowed to ever have children, fucking dumb as a rock
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by cawk gawd on August 17, 2012 at 9:41 am
and really? your going to give a girl your whole heart? you sure you know where to find your heart dumbass
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by bdemps15 on August 17, 2012 at 9:44 am
Feitelberg - one of the worst blogs in the history of BS. You are a lot like Lochte - a dumb retard. Except he at least has athletic ability and all you have is a gigantic nose.
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by wilburham on August 17, 2012 at 9:46 am
F- wow comparing yourself to a celebrity saying you guys look alike. how original, pres has never done that before
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by leftlane39 on August 17, 2012 at 9:46 am
You like him now? Jerry rapes teenage girls less fickle than you, Pres.
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by leftlane39 on August 17, 2012 at 9:47 am
just realized it's feitelberg... f me right?
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by 4guys1barstool on August 17, 2012 at 9:52 am
Feits, you are starting to sound exactly like Pres-- scary shit. Any Lochte is a full-fledged retard but I respect his m.o.
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by tomcaronsgoatee on August 17, 2012 at 9:54 am
while this kid was blogging about absolutely nothing, i at least tracked down the NSFW view of that girl's tattooed asshole... http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/11788074173546742759.jpg
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by bilyho on August 17, 2012 at 9:55 am
This show is SO up his alley. No one will watch it, no one will care. Exactly like London. What a douche.
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by unregistered sex offender on August 17, 2012 at 9:59 am
lochte is a fucking butt pirate. Feitelberg you like D's in your B too
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by GayGayReddick on August 17, 2012 at 9:59 am
Way to sound exactly like Walter Whites retarded kid.
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by Evil One on August 17, 2012 at 10:04 am
If he ever hooked up with Grezky, their kids would need a life coach just to shit their pants
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by stro on August 17, 2012 at 10:08 am
@tomcaron I threw up and got a boner at the same time. That will literally haunt my dreams. "Fun Center" is just ridiculous.
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by herbie versmells on August 17, 2012 at 10:10 am
why does lochte look like he got a fucking C-section? i'm guessing that faggots mother made him get some type of surgery to look more jacked for all those one night stands he has with twinks
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by hectorrrrr on August 17, 2012 at 10:10 am
Thats because you both are douchy frat bro's
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by paul_el on August 17, 2012 at 10:14 am
Hes as intelligent as neil is funny.
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by paul_el on August 17, 2012 at 10:15 am
He literally said the hardest part was walking and talking.
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by Monkey Knife Fight on August 17, 2012 at 10:25 am
Feitelberg is the most consistantly funny writer on this site. Not sure where the commenter vitriol is coming from.
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by leachbomb on August 17, 2012 at 11:06 am
Is this all just an act or is he really this dumb?
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by hilamanwt on August 17, 2012 at 11:14 am
you mother fuckers dont know what the hell your talking about. this guy is a fucking genius with the retarded persona just crushing pussy left and right.
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by meowmixmeow on August 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm
im surprised no one has pointed out that his voice is identical to Walter Junior...except walter junior actually has cerbral palsy, this guy...no hope
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by goddy77 on August 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Not a big fan of Feeetelburg but this was solid. Big fan of Fightelburgs girlfriend tho.
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by goddy77 on August 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm
4guys, u should hear the way he talks. Listen to KFC radio podcast from yesterday. The dude even talks just like him. Kinda embarrassed for him.
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by Falcon Boy 4 President on August 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm
^ yea he sounds like a real genius in all these interviews
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by rusty tromboner on August 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm
@ Tom, that Fun Center just sent me off the road and I'm not even driving. She's the new mayor of Poundtown.
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by rusty tromboner on August 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm
@ Tom, that Fun Center just sent me off the road and I'm not even driving. She's the new mayor of Poundtown.
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by lwspaz on August 17, 2012 at 6:33 pm
I'm just glad Olympics are over and I will never see Phelp's fat Mom again. She was obnoxious
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by provcity1 on August 17, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Bitch eye-fucked the shit out of him at 1:20. Act or not, he is truly painful to listen to.
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