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Little Kid Rangers Fan Is Upset That Mike Napoli is Leaving
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Oh boo hoo, boo hoo. The Red Sox stole Mike Napoli. You think the One Eyed Bandit gives a shit about you? Newsflash. He is bathing in your tears right now. Bathing in them. Sucker.
By elpresidente posted December 4th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
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  by cantgetthestinkout on December 4, 2012 at 1:10 pm
  Jesus Christ, kid. Get a grip. Why don't you shit and piss your pants while you're at it, you little baby.
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  by macfunden on December 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm
  And its time to post the Mike Napoli's mom nipple slip pic from NYE. Get on that smut site...i shouldn't have to tell you this.
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  by benh336 on December 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm
  kid should be happy...3 yr/39 mil for .227/.343/.469 is fucking ridiculous
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  by willhunting on December 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm
  That is my reaction every-time I see a post about a Barstool Blackout Party.
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  by herbie versmells on December 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm
  prez can i have 4 tickets to the september 22nd foam party in worcester? oh fuck nevermind it's sold out
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  by randyrandall on December 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm
  Literally until this moment I had forgotten the Red Sox still existed.
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  by tex76107 on December 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm
  take Napoli he was terrible for us except for two months two years ago. You overpaid again.
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  by whorefrost on December 4, 2012 at 1:16 pm
  I'm a Sox fan and I'm crying because they signed him.
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  by jacobysucks on December 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm
  pres, i JUST got my stoolala password in my email. thats like a fuckin year too late to call jenna an annoying bitch.
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  by getatme23 on December 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm
  @herbie you can still snag that october 18th albany blackout. what a scheme pres is pulling on that sidebar
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  by 4guys1barstool on December 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm
  I heard marbles fucked the one eyed bandit's eye clean out off the socket
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  by kots on December 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm
  P.S., kid, there is no Santa.
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  by mississippi on December 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm
  Wait till Josh Hamilton leaves, you little pussy. Poor fathering here.
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  by olsonmr on December 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm
  He must be pissed because he loves watching people strike out.
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  by milesdavis on December 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm
  hey prez you fuckin boob, I signed up for this site months ago and I just got the confirmation password now. ps- make more videos of you pretending to be good at something, I need to feel better about myself.
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  by nawtymassarawty on December 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm
  http://www.chickenfriedbaseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/napoli_mom.jpg
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  by Ray Finkle on December 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm
  every single baseball player is overpaid. millions to play game? overpaid.barring injury, 2012 was an outlier for napoli. there's plenty to criticize little Ben about but this is no jonny gomes situation.
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  by wakeywakeyhandsoffsnakey on December 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm
  Jesus Christ, imagine if the guy hit above .230 last year? Kid would have immediately ran to his father's shotgun and blown his brains out.
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  by romramone on December 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm
  Who's his father, Richard Christie?
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  by nawtymassarawty on December 4, 2012 at 1:33 pm
  Also, http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mike-napoli-girls.jpgI think I like this guy.
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  by Ray Finkle on December 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm
  this is EXACTLY the kind of guy i want on my team:http://theoctopushamstring.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/mike-napoli-girls.jpg?w=620
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  by otwisted on December 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm
  Does that father sell propane and propane accesories?
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  by mh3124 on December 4, 2012 at 1:37 pm
  If this kid like Napoli so much, he clearly doesnt know shit about baseball. Hamilton I could understand, but being this butthurt over Mike Napoli is a little excessive
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  by whorefrost on December 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm
  presjr you're the same type of guy who says "pay him what you want, it's not my money". You understand this is a 3 yr deal, and while there's no one out there now there could be next year? Or you could make a midseason trade where you eat a bad contract to get something good.All that is compromised by signing this shitbird for $13mm per. You're not a pinkhat, you're a pink cigar smoker (no offense gaystoolie).
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  by benh336 on December 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm
  saying 2012 is the outlier is insane...http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/napolmi01.shtml. 2011 is the obvious outlier
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  by bcros003 on December 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm
  he shits all over fenway.. kind of excited about this signing
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  by thirteenfromthespleen on December 4, 2012 at 2:16 pm
  another key piece to the red sox not winning shit this year. thumbs down all u want. u dont have pitching means u dont have shit.
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  by ksmth80 on December 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm
  I don't think I'm going to watch a single game this year. Fuck Napoli. The sox love signing players that kill them. Only problem is they suck. Look at John Lackey for example, was a sox killer with the angels and he hasn't done a thing since. Theo Jr. needs to get his shit together.
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  by k1dd0 on December 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm
  good luck with that 39 million dollar .229 hitteri know you're trolling. FUCK IT. YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A TROLL
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  by pres_jr on December 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm
  People who are bitching about the Red Sox signing Napoli got to be pink hats. There is no salary cap and the Sox have oh, about 200 mil/yr to play with. Do you see someone better in this signing class? The fuck outta here...
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  by laxonlaxonlax23 on December 4, 2012 at 6:31 pm
  Mmmm, pepperoni nips
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  by yukon cornelius on December 4, 2012 at 6:40 pm
  Kid never utters a discernible word, never mind "Mike Napoli," zoom out and twenty bucks says this guy is nurpling the kid's grapes just to get a vid.
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  by Falcon Boy 4 President on December 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm
  Awesome, the sox just overpaying for a guy who almost exactly like salty.. Except he prob didn't marry his high school gym teacher
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  by valbroski on December 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm
  @raramone funny!
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  by dustman on December 4, 2012 at 8:09 pm
  kid must really like napoli..
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  by simonc17 on December 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm
  I almost cried as well...on the other hand have fun with a .225 avg and 30 (+5 for green monster), just make sure and chant...Na-Po-Li!
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  by Flat Eric on December 4, 2012 at 9:13 pm
  Does everyone in Texas sound like Hank Hill and have little blonde shaved head little children?
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  by nas34bnm on December 5, 2012 at 12:43 am
  I'd cry if I have to wear that shirt too.
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  by kingpin69 on December 5, 2012 at 7:48 am
  Gonna be my first season in a long time I don't go to one game. That kids a little pussy. Man the fuck up. He must've had a crush on Napoli cause it wouldn't make sense if he was gonna miss his baseball talent.
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  by kingpin69 on December 5, 2012 at 7:48 am
  Gonna be my first season in a long time I don't go to one game. That kids a little pussy. Man the fuck up. He must've had a crush on Napoli cause it wouldn't make sense if he was gonna miss his baseball talent.
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  by kingpin69 on December 5, 2012 at 7:49 am
  Gonna be my first season in a long time I don't go to one game. That kids a little pussy. Man the fuck up. He must've had a crush on Napoli cause it wouldn't make sense if he was gonna miss his baseball talent.
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  by kingpin69 on December 5, 2012 at 7:49 am
  Gonna be my first season in a long time I don't go to one game. That kids a little pussy. Man the fuck up. He must've had a crush on Napoli cause it wouldn't make sense if he was gonna miss his baseball talent.
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  by Mike Napoli's Biggist Fan! - Blowout Cards Forums on December 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm
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