Listen I can’t stand cigarettes. I hate girls who smoke. But having said that after seeing how smooth Leonardo Dicaprio looks here smoking this butt I’m smoking from now on. Just wearing a white tshirt and puffing smoke right in bitches faces while drinking my drinks with a girlie straw. I mean look at him! God damn savage! Hottest fucking chicks in the world fighting over each other to sit next to him. I almost want to suck his dick here he looks so fucking cool. Any girl who says he’s not the #1 fuck on the planet is a total asshole period.
PS – Clean it up Jonah Hill. You’re embarrassing yourself.