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   by tr1d3nt on August 3, 2012 at 10:32 am

   Agree Pres.  Fucking brutal with the in-air comedy routine from the "Captains" of these flights.  Hey cheesedick, you're a PILOT.  I don't know who gave you the rank of Captain, Southwest Airlines?  That's awesome.  Then call me General from now on, my mistress gave me that rank.  Also you think someone would have taught this kid to read by age 18.

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   by QuietChris on August 3, 2012 at 10:37 am

   He...dont...read...gud

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   by civilianagency on August 3, 2012 at 10:38 am

   Fly the fucking plane.  I have yet to be amused by anything generated by the public. 

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   by cantgetthestinkout on August 3, 2012 at 10:40 am

   Southwest is notorious for having aspiring standup comedians as stewardesses.  Also, Southwest's seating system is an absolute abomination.  Spending the extra $40 for Business Select might be the best investment that any person could ever make.

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   by jacobys arm sleeve on August 3, 2012 at 10:40 am

   I am a pilot and this is in serious violation of FAA guidelines.  Section 109 paragraph B states that "under no circumstances should an illiterate spoiled douche hog take over the PA system and stammer like a 3 year old girl."

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   by tomcaronsgoatee on August 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

   hahahah that was hilarious!  fuckin brilliant.  good times had by all.

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   by dibiase on August 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

   ta..ta..taday junior!

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   by tr1d3nt on August 3, 2012 at 10:47 am

   @cage I won't fly Southwest because of their fucked up seating system.  It's letting the inmates run the asylum.

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   by k1dd0 on August 3, 2012 at 10:56 am

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUNA2nutbk

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    by wilburham on August 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

    southwest is for poor people

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    by leachbomb on August 3, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Owned bitch! Someone get that guy a glass of water.

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    by presidentcharley on August 3, 2012 at 11:02 am

    Couldn't agree more.  I was on a SW this past weekend that had to sit on the runway with engines off for over an hour due to weather.  The flight attendants took it as their cue to start playing quiz games over the intercom.  Just get me a water and leave me alone. George Carlin said it best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW6NHbWX0E

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    by tongdak on August 3, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Fucking kids these days can't even read...no wonder the Asian race will take over the world  

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    by Jesus Shuttlesworth20 on August 3, 2012 at 11:16 am

    kid can't even read

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    by dooper_scooper on August 3, 2012 at 11:20 am

    zoolander http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-8IuUkJJc&feature=player_detailpage#t=64s

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    by 21hardrock on August 3, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Jacoby I think that was paragraph C not B..

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    by ecu1205 on August 3, 2012 at 11:25 am

    I couldn't be happier that that was not a black kid...because the racist illiterate jokes would be flying. Since he was a white dumb jock, the only that was pointed out was his obvious 3rd grade reading level. If he'd been black, the first joke would have been "I bet he could read it if it said something about food stamps or oversized rims". Gotta love stoolies.

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    by ecu1205 on August 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

    @surferhair, I don't disagree with your comment. You're right and I would be extremely pissed if that were the case. As you have probably figured out, I'm black. I was just referring to the stoolie nation. Not real news outlets. No disrespect to the writers.

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    by surferhair on August 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    If he was black it would be picked up by every news outlet and media source calling it racist and unjust. CNN would be getting their panties in a wad covering it 24/7 blowing it out of proportion and Sharpton and Jackson would be protesting at Sourhwest headquarters.

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    by wolverinestoolie on August 3, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    @ecu1205, so we're racist if we don't make white jokes about this guy?

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    by ecu1205 on August 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    @wolverinestoolie, I'm not saying you're racist for not making white jokes. I'm just pointing out that if he were black, then black stereotypes would have been attached to his illiteracy. Basically "he would have been illiterate because he was black". Black stoolies didn't immediately say, "look at that non-reading hillbilly incest-bred fuck". I'm just pointing out the differences, that is all. I wasn't trying to rile anybody up, because unfortunately most black stereotypes are somewhat true. And what is the "trend" about whites @the larcenist? They're all little dick racists? I will be the first to admit and be embarrassed that most black athletes got coddled through school and should never be placed in front of a mic, but you also neglect to notice the standouts like Kobe and RGIII. Just saying...sorry for the damn essay entry.

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    by The Larcenist on August 3, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Ecu, obviously we didn't point it out, only worth pointing something out when it's a trend. Like black people not being able to read or do math, or asians not being able to drive. Listen to white pro athletes vs their black counterparts speak - if you can't hear the clear divide you're an apologist pussy. As Patrick Ewing said "period, P-E-R-I-D!"

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