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Larry The Cable Guy Dips Berry Blend Skoal?!

(TSG) – Looks like the comedian Larry the Cable Guy may actually use that heartburn treatment he pitches in those ubiquitous TV commercials. The 49-year-old performer (real name: Daniel Lawrence Whitney) has a tour rider that calls out for some Prilosec OTC. The “Cable Guy Dressing Room” needs to be stocked with:

* 50 “Hooters style” chicken wings with blue cheese dressing

* “4 cans of Skoal/Berry Blend Long Cut Tobacco (purple can)

*Deli tray with turkey, ham, roast beef, salami, and various cheeses

* “(6) grilled chicken breasts”

* 12 bottles of beer

* 4 cans of Red Bull

* Peanut butter and jelly

* “(1) one loaf of wheat bread (or rolls, croissants, etc.)”

This really fires me up. I didn’t like Larry the Cable Guy before but now I straight up hate him. Like an alcoholic drinking Smirnoff. The poser of posers. If you claim to be a redneck you absolutely cannot dip Berry Blend. That shit is exclusively reserved for the sophmores in the hockey locker room. I honestly had no idea any 18 year olds actually chewed it, much less the world’s most famous “redneck.” I mean everything else on that list is trashy as fuck. Hooters wings, PB&J, energy drinks, a loaf of bread. All that goes with the redneck persona. But Berry Blend?! Jesus Christ man, have some self-respect. Rednecks dip Grizzly Wintergreen. That’s it. If you’re from the south and dip anything else you’re essentially a high class plantation owner.

By feitelberg posted October 12th, 2012 at 11:00 AM

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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on October 12, 2012 at 11:05 am
Berry Blend is the balls.
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by ebert on October 12, 2012 at 11:07 am
There's Grizz straight and then there's everything else.
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by wilburham on October 12, 2012 at 11:08 am
got this one all wrong fieghtburger, if berry is your flavor berry is your flavor. all that matters is he is dipping 4 tins per show
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by stro on October 12, 2012 at 11:11 am
Skoal straight longcut for the win, runner up Copenhagen straight.. People who think dippings gross obviously don't understand the fact you can sit at your desk dipping all day. This is no longer the days of Mad Men when you can rip butts in your office. Dip is the best nicotine patch you can buy.
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by lookatmystool on October 12, 2012 at 11:13 am
love the unwritten rules of dipping. i side with wilburham though, everyone has their "go-to" flavor. B/c he'd still be a bitch if the griz wint was pouches. We're all in this brotherhood together!
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by whitesoxdave on October 12, 2012 at 11:13 am
skoal is for pussies. Grizz straight sucks cuz its always too dry. Grizz wintergreen FTW
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by elbaldspot on October 12, 2012 at 11:17 am
There is no dip worth doing.
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by StanSitwell on October 12, 2012 at 11:18 am
He most likely isn't doing the dipping anyways, and his team probably released this tour rider, because he's not a hick and he just started playing one because he's a comedy hack and he isn't funny. He is smart with marketing though because he's made millions on a completely fucking stupid shtick
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by finalword8 on October 12, 2012 at 11:18 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqm-vKWEkoUguys a hack! lol
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by boston_sports on October 12, 2012 at 11:19 am
"Hey Dad look, it's the good stuff, none of that pussy Skoal." - Joe Dirt, the biggest redneck of them all
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by whorefrost on October 12, 2012 at 11:28 am
Wilburham by your rationale he's eating 6 chicken breasts per day, along with 50 wings. But berry is for fags no doubt. You Grizz people have me thinking on my skoal choice though, probably is overpriced.
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by jennasex on October 12, 2012 at 11:30 am
The fact that he dips at all disproves your premise.
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by whorefrost on October 12, 2012 at 11:31 am
BTW, are any stronger than others? I'm at the point where i barely get a reaction from my body no matter how big the lipper i pop, i need something with extra jolt.
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by boomhauer on October 12, 2012 at 11:34 am
grizz wintergreen dippers that rag on skoal wintergreen dippers are the hipsters of the dipping community
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by crosbysbrain on October 12, 2012 at 11:35 am
He is clearly making peanut butter, jelly, and berry blend sandwiches on wheat bread. Duh!
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by wilburham on October 12, 2012 at 11:35 am
whorefrost you really think he isnt eating 6 chicken breasts per day and 50 wings?
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by Mike Felger on October 12, 2012 at 11:35 am
How the fuck does this redneck only request 12 beers?
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by bojangles on October 12, 2012 at 11:45 am
You are 100% dead on with the sophomore hockey player dipping berry blend. I have seen this firsthand. Also, Copenhagen long cut FTW. Grizzly long cut if you are homeless and can't afford anything else (grizzly is owned by skoal and is the bottom of the barrel and scraps, hence tree branches in the can).
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by nawtymassarawty on October 12, 2012 at 11:46 am
Pouches
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by whitesoxdave on October 12, 2012 at 11:51 am
Not a problem valbroski.
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by There are no Black People in Brockton on October 12, 2012 at 11:52 am
Dipping is for fucking losers. I'm willing to bet 98% of people who dip are unsuccessful at life.
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by pointbreak on October 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm
The hockey analogy only works for fair weather fairies like you. Guys who dip all the time need to switch it up, flavors and brands.
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by crash1600 on October 12, 2012 at 12:02 pm
All you hardos saying i only dip copenhagen blah blah everyone else is a pussy can suck a dick. True dippers know that you need to respect another man's tin... there's nothing wrong with a little variety now and then... unless you were a skoal vanilla guy... then you are either a child molestor or a serial killer
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by pointbreak on October 12, 2012 at 12:07 pm
@crash.. did you ever buy cherry and vanilla and mix them? Unbelieveably good
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by crash1600 on October 12, 2012 at 12:10 pm
@point - nope, there was something about the smell of vanilla that made me cringe. Went through a long cherry phase at once point tho.
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by stooltothechi on October 12, 2012 at 12:17 pm
@pointbreak is on to something, I think peach and vanilla is even better though
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by squanto on October 12, 2012 at 12:21 pm
skoal berry? next joke i dipped that shit in 7th grade for a month then that was that. shits gross. FEEL THE GRIZZ BURN BABY. grizz mint or skaol mint or you aint doin it right
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by jlandi521 on October 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm
only way to go is Copenhagen Straight... a true American dip
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by tuffnutz on October 12, 2012 at 12:51 pm
if you are dipping grizzly, you need a better job, only premium chew touches the 'nutz lips.. its a shame kodiak got rid of the ice brand, but kodiak is the real winner in the clubhouse. Kodiak, the only bear you'll ever pinch
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by tuffnutz on October 12, 2012 at 12:54 pm
as an aside, i also hear hes not even a cable guy but a health inspector
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by simonc17 on October 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Levi Garrett.
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by bobcabbit on October 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm
How no one mentioned Kodiak Wintergreen is beyond me. It has all the power of Grizzly but does bore holes in your lip. Grizzly is great don't get me wrong but you definitely need to change it up every once in a while. I normally drink Bud Light but every now and then I feel the need for a nice Steel Reserve. Basically how I explain switching from Kodiak to Grizzly. Never really dipped Skoal or Cope - Red Man though is a different monster usually reserved for camping trips in the middle of no where
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by noonecares on October 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm
I'd love to compare W-2's with 'There are no black people in brockton'
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by tuffnutz on October 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm
having a dip while jerking off is more American than voting
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by zambohne on October 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Red Man straight in a can is clearly the winner. Same price as Grizzly but the quality of Skoal. Trust me on this. And anyone that chews any other flavor than straight spent at least 3 of their 4 years of HS sports playing JV.
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by laxbrah on October 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I am going to go ahead and assume elbaldspot is a female. Cope long cut, brahs.
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by bobcabbit on October 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Was in NC last week and almost shit myself in the gas station to see a tin was $2.35 - Here in NY after tax its at least $6.50
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by elbaldspot on October 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Hahaha Laxbrah with a name like that I wouldn't go around calling anyone a female. Considering you know your sport of "Lax" is queer as fuck. I'm sure you have plenty of time to dip riding the pine playing that non-sport.
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by himminy on October 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm
i'd rather watch larry the guy who works for the department of water and power
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by idabble on October 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm
rednecks dip copenhaegan straight fine cut and dont spit
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by 2chainz on October 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Kodiak is the Miller High Life of dip, it is horrible. Grizzly is the only way to go. I'm a mint guy myself. Then again, any flavor dip with a little liquor poured in after sitting in the freezer for about an hour works for me too.
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by Evil One on October 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm
This blog needs banjo's
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by Harry Johnson on October 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Skoal sucks and is overpriced. Grizz straight all day every day.
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by peytonsucksballs on October 12, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Only Skoal ever worth doing was Cherry.
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by valbroski on October 12, 2012 at 3:27 pm
@whitesoxdave, would like some insight from a real major leaguer but thanks for the fast pitch softball update
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by starbool on October 12, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Wether its a "pussy' dip or not, skoal berry tastes fucking awful. Every time I get a whiff of that stuff it makes me gag. If you're going with one of those fruity flavors (aka the 'umbrella drinks' of dip) at least go with one that tastes good like peach. I myself am a wintergreen guy: Copenhagen > Kodiak > Grizzly > Skoal > Rest of the pack. However when I'm in the mood for a little change I buy a tin of skoal peach and a tin of skoal apple, dump them both out, mix the two and replace them in the tins for two tins of "papple." That shit tastes like fucking heaven, but theres little to no nicotine kick seeing its skoal.
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by Harry Johnson on October 12, 2012 at 4:02 pm
^ That's a bet you'd lose. And @stro is dead-on. Dipping at your desk is the tits. Makes work more bearable.
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by Clyde Frog on October 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm
"True dippers know that you need to respect another man's tin"Wow.
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by Clyde Frog on October 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm
"True dippers know that you need to respect another man's tin"Wow.
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by dustman on October 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I havent whacked off without a lipper in since I was 16 years old
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by anonbrah34 on October 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm
1 can of grizzly mint mixed with 1 can of skoal berry/apple/citrus/whatever is my personal favorite. But I only dip when I'm watching sports. Or drinking. Or when I'm in class. Or when I'm driving. Other than these situations I don't really dip...
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by Harry Johnson on October 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm
@zambohne: Red Man makes dip now? Gonna have to try that.
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by beerhunter on October 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm
skoal spearmint, any brand mint or straight or any cope. fruity flavors just aint right
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by kickthepuppy on October 12, 2012 at 8:03 pm
How is it that Feitleberg is even writing this blog. Feits ill support your efforts even when they suck, but for the love of god please tell me what the fuck you know about being a redneck? I bet you've never even shot a gun, let alone keep a gun rack in your house or truck. By the way, do you even have a truck? Didn't think so
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by Wade Garrett on October 13, 2012 at 2:51 am
These posts have given me so much to think about. I'm still pretty green to the lippin game. Mostly Mint Grizz and SKOAL. Haven't dabbled into the exotic flavored yet but some of the gnaw recipes on this board have piqued my interest. I will say there is no better pleasure than a morning session on the bowl shitting out last nights bud mud with a mouth full of juicy American long cut. It also makes days at the office fucking relaxing as shit. Wish I gave up the Cowboy Killers years ago for dip. Need an honest answer though. What packs the most nicotine? Starting to lose the kick I need. Switch it up, what? Also dipping while golfing is the nads.
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by Wade Garrett on October 13, 2012 at 2:52 am
These posts have given me so much to think about. I'm still pretty green to the lippin game. Mostly Mint Grizz and SKOAL. Haven't dabbled into the exotic flavored yet but some of the gnaw recipes on this board have piqued my interest. I will say there is no better pleasure than a morning session on the bowl shitting out last nights bud mud with a mouth full of juicy American long cut. It also makes days at the office fucking relaxing as shit. Wish I gave up the Cowboy Killers years ago for dip. Need an honest answer though. What packs the most nicotine? Starting to lose the kick I need. Switch it up, what? Also dipping while golfing is the nads.
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by BostonFan67 on October 13, 2012 at 8:42 am
Copenhagen Straight. If you can get your hands on Southern Blend it's good too.
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by disgruntledvet on October 13, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Copenhagen straight if you're serious. Copenhagen WG is my after dinner mint.
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by corsair86 on October 13, 2012 at 7:19 pm
shocked skoal xtra hasnt been mentioned
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