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   by jonnycapp on July 25, 2011 at 12:32 pm

   If I'm not the guy for Chicago, then I don't know who is......consider the blog in the mail, brew. I know everything there is to know in Chicago - plus many of the Jonnycapp Fan Club will support the fact I fuckin live on the stool.

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   by illegal characters on July 25, 2011 at 12:35 pm

   So Your telling me a NHL player that won a Cup and has millions dates a smoke?  Dude show me A Athlete W/ugly Chick, Then i'll be impressed.

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   by botoxedballs on July 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm

   shes a gross jessica simpson. jonnycapp, gay troll, 1

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   by ....... on July 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm

   this bronzer monster looks like a retarded midget in the first picture. in the rest she aint too bad. def takes it up the pooper

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   by ....... on July 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm

   P.S. she is absolutely laughing at her own fart in the first picture. look at the woman behind her

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   by Evil One on July 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

   plus many of the Jonnycapp Fan Club will support the fact I fuckin live on the stool. I guess when you have no friends, talent  or life,  your options are pretty limited

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   by Edzo on July 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm

   How much did young master Toews pay for the girlfriend experience?

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   by classless on July 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm

   Who is Jonny Towers?

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   by pedrofartinez on July 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm

   hey pres, you socially awkward loser, how about you stop sealing the "plums" line from will ferrell and sell your fucking website.  You do realize you could have made some money of it, but thought you could expand it to make a real big payday.  Except you held on too long and possible buyers or investors have been watching the site jump the shark quick as shit.  You don't have a single writer who impresses anyone, KFC is alright, but just that.  This website has failed in Philadelphia and will only fail if you try to expand all the way out to Chicago.  Sell the fucking site now if you know whats good for ya, because as the site is actually being analyzed, its a bunch of frat boys without writing skills or a good sense of humor that run it.  And the money you could have earned is flying out the window because you simply just do not have what it takes.

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    by bdemps15 on July 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Secure enough in your gayhood.  Cum everywhere with a set of chin nuts. 

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    by frunkis on July 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    epic fail on the peter griffin comment.

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    by anomaly on July 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    you want people to set up a sample blog and keep it updated with funny stuff in order to even be considered for the chicago job, yet somehow manzo works for barstool?

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    by otwisted on July 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Chicago? When are you gonna find someone to blog the Philly site? That site is a ghost town, tumbleweeds and all.

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    by help me tom cruise on July 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    umad pedro?

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    by scrappy on July 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    when your TV is in pause mode if you hit exit then the timeline will disappear and it won't block the cleavage of the girl who's picture your are taking.

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    by betheljohnsonshands on July 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    I just felt it in my plums.

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    by illinimark on July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Toews better watch out!  Dude in the green hat looks like a Red Wings fan!

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    by fuckstickfreddy on July 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Would stick, but, not even close to a smokebomb.  I expected better things out of a captain and Stanley Cup champ.  Wake up and got to sleep Toews.

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    by Wicked Mr Pickett on July 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Amazing face, I could do without the big fake tits.

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    by Tha_Dro_Man on July 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    attaboy, toews! nothing better in the world than latina heat...NOTHING.

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    by hotbodybattles.com on July 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    See now.. I think her face ruins the body..  

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    by CharlieBaileygates on July 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    get these guys to do chicago http://windycitizensports.wordpress.com/

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    by Buddy Revel on July 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Love those chicks that will do dirty shit for a green card. Nice job Captain Why So Serious.

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    by BallbagSkillet on July 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    She makes my balls tingle.

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    by El Cunado on July 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    i thought tazer was going out with kaners sister

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    by whatyouknow on July 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Woooww what a disgusting bimbo. Disgrace he actually goes for skanks like these

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    by 120IQ on July 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    I hate to admit it but I agree with ...... Ty Rex arms indeed. Also, I didn't know Peter Griffin was a Cubs fan (sitting two rows behind her).

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    by jahask on July 25, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Sarah Connor in the first couple pics

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    by beast on July 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    So should we consider this the GTA then?

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    by dogballs mcgillicuddy on July 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Athlete with an ugly chick, Vince Wilfork- Bianca Wilfork. BOOM

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    by gohabsgo ole on July 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Boston has no clue who Jonathan Toews is.......

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    by 120IQ on July 25, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    Fartinez, it's too late to sell this shitty website and he knows it? Who's going to buy it? KFC? Jonnycapp aka blackdude? It has to be someone who's willing to be a slave (as the Press is) someone funny, someone who doesn't have a life and blogs even on vacation. Do you know anyone rich enough and stupid enough to do that? Cause I don't.... Pres knows it and that's why he has to sell shitty t-shirts and organize sausage fests I mean events that will bring some $$ in to pay his overrated writers. And now cue the fucking Portnoy's cockholders

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    by Chet Guntslatherer on July 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    yeah, I'd spray the Hawaiian islands all over her stomach

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    by Pictures: Jonathan Toews' Girlfriend Gabrielle Velasquez is Insanely Hot | Larry Brown Sports on July 25, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    [...] left by Rory McIlroy’s girlfriend Holly Sweeney saying goodbye.  A Barstool Sports reader sent in some pictures of Velasquez after she and Toews were spotted enjoying a Cubs game over the weekend and they must [...]

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    by TechStar13 on July 25, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    fartinez playing checkers, prez playing chess.   fartinez go back to college and learn something you moron.

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    by JC2 on July 26, 2011 at 12:04 am

    ahahah 120IQ cremated pedrofartinez

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    by JC2 on July 26, 2011 at 12:09 am

    and are you guys fucking serious? if she's all natural she's madddd hot

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    by Deedle64 on July 26, 2011 at 5:50 am

    The fourth pic...I would love to see those 2 go at it!

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    by lobshots on July 26, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    pres - you're not suggesting I'm "some bro from Chicago" right? or that i emailed you? neither of those are true. thanks for linking up the site though. good talk.

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    by Jonathan Toews’ Girlfriend Gabrielle Velasquez Is A Smokeshow (Gallery) | Total Pro Sports on July 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    [...] Now we have more, thanks to some incredible bikini pics of Velasquez, which we found via Barstool Sports.  You can check them out below.#gallery-1{margin:auto}#gallery-1 [...]

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    by Today's Hot List - July 26th | HEAVY on July 26, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    [...] Jonathan Toews Girlfriend Is Smokin' Hot - BarstoolSports [...]

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    by OZDADDY on July 26, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    Hey retards who take photos of paused tv. Get rid of the pause graphic before you take the pic, then we can see her tits.

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    by jbergeron25 on July 29, 2011 at 4:41 am

    Fartinez, barstool is the most popular website in boston of 16 - 30 (the guys who use the internet the most) and its gaining popularity country wide, so take a deep breath, and kill yourself. ALSO this chick is a 10 so anyone hating it kidding themselves.

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    by Jonathan Toews spots, takes Bigfoot to Cubs game | Rude 'Tude Sports on July 29, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    [...] Toews, captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, was spotted at a Cubs game recently with a special someone who was thought to be folklore. What is that thing on his arm, you [...]

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    by eamus catuli on July 19, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Oh captain my captain

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    by Whit Eboy on July 20, 2012 at 2:23 am

    looks like that chick chanel that blows rob dyrdek

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    by genericjohnny on July 21, 2012 at 9:40 am

    She looks like a fucking retarded Ninja Turtle. Get your shit together.

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    by Women Attract Aquarius Man on November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    [...] http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/jonathans-toews-girlfriend-is-kind-of-hot http://davespickupadvice.com/pick-up-advice/flirty-girl-sayings/ [...]

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