Source – Do not read pornography in public and do not slurp your food is just some of hilarious advice offered in a new guide book on dating Western women for Japanese men. Love With A Western Woman claims Japanese men have average or smaller than average-sized penises, but stresses 90 per cent of Western women think size does not matter. It adds some women do not like ‘bigger penises’ because it can make ‘sex painful’, and advises men against calling their friends after intercourse to brag about having sex with a foriegn woman. The book highlights that in western culture it is ‘very rare’ for a child to share a bed with their parents and explains it can make the ‘practicalities of when and where to have sex difficult’. It continues that many western women are willing to follow the Japanese tradition of sleeping together as a family. But it says this means men must be more creative about having sex instead of ‘using sleeping arrangements as an excuse not to have it’. It adds: ‘You have love hotels! Use them!’ It is also cautions that ‘fantastic sex is nothing like Japanese porn’ because most women ‘want or will be fulfilled’, and suggests that men stop watching it.
This book is a must have for any Japanese man who wants to know exactly how to score some white pussy. You got a small dick? No problem. 90% of western women don’t care about size anyway. Totally true fact. And calling your friends immediately after sex to brag about getting laid? Yes, that’s frowned upon in America. We use text messages to disseminate that information. Oh and you shouldn’t have kids in the bed with you during sex. I know it sounds weird, but over here we’re kinda odd and don’t sleep with our entire family in one bed like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say, we’re strange. And finally, forget everything you’ve learned from your porno, because western women actually don’t like getting raped. Most want sex to feel good and not involve eels.
Yup, study the lessons in this book and you’ll be drowning in American women before you know it.