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Is The Banana Who Attacked The Gorilla Last Week Still At Large?
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If this story was already blogged last week I apologize, but I had to chime in quickly. I just can’t get over the fact that at the end of this video this Stiffler looking store manager really summed up this whole situation as “bizarre”. How the fuck do you not describe this as bananas? That’s impossible to me. Like I would have bet every penny I have that he was going to say Bananas there. Just mind boggling. You think you know a guy. Either way I’d love to meet the Banana who speared the gorilla. That guy can party with me any day.
By elpresidente posted July 11th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
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  by elpresisatool on July 11, 2011 at 5:22 pm
  first
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  by elpresisatool on July 11, 2011 at 5:25 pm
  peanut butter jelly time!
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  by elpresisatool on July 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm
  this takes the cake for the worst blog ever
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  by Kay Jewelers on July 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm
  Just think - the fat fuck that caught Jeter's HR works for someone like this stoner.
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  by BoStoneman on July 11, 2011 at 5:31 pm
  god that manager is terrible, just terrible.
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  by sinker on July 11, 2011 at 5:35 pm
  terrible blog day
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  by elpresisatool on July 11, 2011 at 5:44 pm
  you said it sinker, prez is trying to show us that hes back by blogging anything and everything. we need quality not quantity you big funny jew
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  by jackofspades on July 11, 2011 at 5:54 pm
  oh my god this woman should kill herself for uttering that fucking banana split line
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  by hortonhearsawoo on July 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm
  OHHHHHHHHH HERRRRROOOOOOOOOO I'RM FRUM QUINCY I R GOOK THE BANANA "SPRIT" GET IT HRARARARARARRARRAR CHING CHONG RICE
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  by JAYBIZZLE on July 11, 2011 at 9:52 pm
  So fake. So set up. Slow day indeed.
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  by ro0ga on July 11, 2011 at 11:14 pm
  I'd love to take that cute little reporter number to pound town.
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  by RC Cola on July 12, 2011 at 9:30 am
  That kid is the embodiment of all douches who sell cell phones and think they are professionals because they wear a shirt and tie to work even though they have no discernible skills, talent, or intelligence.
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  by klusk66 on July 12, 2011 at 3:39 pm
  Come on, you actually believe this was not staged. Please. Seems like easy GORILLA MARKETING if you ask me. They got on the news and everything. Someone is laughing all the way to the bank here. This story is just plain ape shit.
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