I know it’s real creepy for a 35 year old to talk about a 17 year old so I won’t. But if I didn’t care about being a total creep show I’d ask questions like where did Bitch Face’s tits come from and when did she turn into a full fledged sex pot?
Mother of god, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Oh my lord. I would do things to her that would make Satan blush.
If this chick doesn’t do Playboy it would be a true American travesty… Only gold medals on her body.
Where did those sweater cows come from?? Moooooooooooooo
I bet she could beat you up
Hey look, another chick that could kick Pres’s ass!
It’s like a competition between her and raisman for who can grow up and be the hottest
So she was born in 1995…feels weird
Only a matter of time before Seguin sees this…
I’d drag my dick through a mile of glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last…see cuz, it rhymes
yeah, where DID those tits come from? did she get them done? and she is hands down hotter than Aly Raisman…
Fuck, I’ve probably got food in my fridge from 1995
You dont want to creep? What’s the difference in posting Bieber’s ass, and the copious other freshman girls you call “smoke shows?”
In less than 5 years you’re going to be 40. You’re a loser.
i havent heard someone use sex pot since HS
is it just me or have you been 35 for like 4 years?
Think she’s a virgin? Thumbs Up for YES, thumbs down for NO
I just came in my pants and I’m not even wearing any.
Gandhi wouldn’t eat for months after the shit I’d do to her
do people really still use the “i’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass” joke? That being said I would fuck her and do 3 years if thats what it came down to.
Davey “Pageviews” Musbergerstein
She probably has no appreciation for the Pink Ranger. I don’t know if I could do it.
I use to wipe that ass
- Mr. Maroney
These chicks are pretty much anorexic when they’re in training. After the olympics they turn into full fledged smokes because they’re allowed to eat.
I just jizzed my pants and I wasnt even wearing any
I’d jizz all over those tits
and i can guatantee she takes a ton of 25-30 year old cock
wow. Holy Smokestacks
They’re not gonna be able to identify the body when I’m done with her
wow this chick can’t even wait until 18 to start being a whore? lol @ you fathers. good luck with that bro.
Wow!! From little girl to smokeshow in a few months. Bravo to her.
Holy Schnikees! Always knew she had a great ass but where did she get those tits? I love it. McKayla: If you’re reading this…I love you. That is all.
@dirty sanchez, say that sentence back to yourself and truthfully tell me it doesn’t sound seriously pedo.
I’d lick the dingleberries off of her asshole.
So much ATM would occur!
you morons are as bad as feits thinking Taylor Swift got a tit-job..it’s called a padded push-up bra boys..#1 false advertisement out there, got you thinking a chicks got nice C cups but when it comes off her titties are smaller than yours..
Pic makes me want to buy a motorboat for some reason
If I had internet dollars I would spend them on her. Even if I knew she wasn’t real, I’d take that fall.
guaranteed threesome with seguin and raisman
Shes 18 now. She will be 19 on May 25, 2013
Take her age and double it and you’re still older than she is …
@ snapbacks, like, pommelhorse pommel? or pummel as in pummel her doggystyle? …you know what, who gives a shit.
disgruntledvet: I think you’re right but she’s still a smokeshow!
Old enough to bleed…. Old enough for prez to creep.
Hottest American Jew in the game today.
Wait, did I screw up? Which one is the Jew?
I would pommel the shit out of her
Her face is a ringer for Seguin.
“Hi Dave, is your screen name BigPageviews69? Yes? Why don’t you have a seat, right over there…”
I would engage in sexual intercourse with that female.
I hope she likes dragons.. Cuz I’d be draggin my balls across her face
can bet that we’ll see her in a film with Johnny Sins on Brazzers in the near future
I would love to thoroughly disappoint her
stunner of a dress. she got slayed that night for sure
Good god almighty, I just need like 5 minutes with that, then the police can come and get me.
We gonna fuck eventually.
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