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Is Bitch Face 18 Yet?
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I know it’s real creepy for a 35 year old to talk about a 17 year old so I won’t. But if I didn’t care about being a total creep show I’d ask questions like where did Bitch Face’s tits come from and when did she turn into a full fledged sex pot?
By elpresidente posted January 22nd, 2013 at 10:41 AM
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  by rolltizzle on January 22, 2013 at 10:44 am
  Mother of god, I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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  by namedtheman on January 22, 2013 at 10:44 am
  Oh my lord. I would do things to her that would make Satan blush.
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  by carlsweetchuck on January 22, 2013 at 10:45 am
  Holy Christ.
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  by apesackstew on January 22, 2013 at 10:45 am
  If this chick doesn't do Playboy it would be a true American travesty... Only gold medals on her body.
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  by marsh-mont on January 22, 2013 at 10:46 am
  Where did those sweater cows come from?? Moooooooooooooo
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  by bobcatscratch on January 22, 2013 at 10:46 am
  I bet she could beat you up
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  by revnathanhortonheat on January 22, 2013 at 10:47 am
  Hey look, another chick that could kick Pres's ass!
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  by kentuckyfriedlackey on January 22, 2013 at 10:48 am
  It's like a competition between her and raisman for who can grow up and be the hottest
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  by tomcaronsgoatee on January 22, 2013 at 10:49 am
  manhands
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  by smishsmorshin on January 22, 2013 at 10:49 am
  So she was born in 1995...feels weird
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  by bostonmassstool on January 22, 2013 at 10:52 am
  Only a matter of time before Seguin sees this...
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  by jackofspades on January 22, 2013 at 10:54 am
  I'd drag my dick through a mile of glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last...see cuz, it rhymes
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  by supergrover on January 22, 2013 at 10:55 am
  yeah, where DID those tits come from? did she get them done? and she is hands down hotter than Aly Raisman...
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  by Evil One on January 22, 2013 at 10:55 am
  Fuck, I've probably got food in my fridge from 1995
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  by renee_portnoy on January 22, 2013 at 10:56 am
  You dont want to creep? What's the difference in posting Bieber's ass, and the copious other freshman girls you call "smoke shows?"In less than 5 years you're going to be 40. You're a loser.
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  by indira ghandis thong on January 22, 2013 at 11:00 am
  i havent heard someone use sex pot since HS
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  by The Kingston Sound on January 22, 2013 at 11:00 am
  is it just me or have you been 35 for like 4 years?
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  by barrylird on January 22, 2013 at 11:00 am
  Think she's a virgin? Thumbs Up for YES, thumbs down for NO
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  by jackofspades on January 22, 2013 at 11:02 am
  barry...absolutely not
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  by eatdickmanning on January 22, 2013 at 11:04 am
  I just came in my pants and I'm not even wearing any.
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  by snapshot on January 22, 2013 at 11:06 am
  Gandhi wouldn't eat for months after the shit I'd do to her
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  by cashinout on January 22, 2013 at 11:07 am
  do people really still use the "i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass" joke? That being said I would fuck her and do 3 years if thats what it came down to.
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  by jennasex on January 22, 2013 at 11:10 am
  Davey "Pageviews" Musbergerstein
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  by Numero Two on January 22, 2013 at 11:10 am
  She probably has no appreciation for the Pink Ranger. I don't know if I could do it.
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  by tr1d3nt on January 22, 2013 at 11:11 am
  Wow
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  by bababooey7 on January 22, 2013 at 11:11 am
  I use to wipe that ass- Mr. Maroney
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  by lookaliveasshole on January 22, 2013 at 11:13 am
  These chicks are pretty much anorexic when they're in training. After the olympics they turn into full fledged smokes because they're allowed to eat.
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  by wilburham on January 22, 2013 at 11:20 am
  I just jizzed my pants and I wasnt even wearing any
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  by mrgrundle on January 22, 2013 at 11:22 am
  I'd jizz all over those tits
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  by wilburham on January 22, 2013 at 11:22 am
  and i can guatantee she takes a ton of 25-30 year old cock
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  by jtessin434 on January 22, 2013 at 11:24 am
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBP62QdNIps
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  by bpb41 on January 22, 2013 at 11:37 am
  wow. Holy Smokestacks
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  by steviepopo on January 22, 2013 at 11:47 am
  They're not gonna be able to identify the body when I'm done with her
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  by pappelsmear on January 22, 2013 at 11:55 am
  wow this chick can't even wait until 18 to start being a whore? lol @ you fathers. good luck with that bro.
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  by dirty sanchez on January 22, 2013 at 12:20 pm
  Wow!! From little girl to smokeshow in a few months. Bravo to her.
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  by GodsAdvised on January 22, 2013 at 12:35 pm
  Holy Schnikees! Always knew she had a great ass but where did she get those tits? I love it. McKayla: If you're reading this...I love you. That is all.
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  by disgruntledvet on January 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm
  @dirty sanchez, say that sentence back to yourself and truthfully tell me it doesn't sound seriously pedo.
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  by Dat Niqqa Rawn! on January 22, 2013 at 12:52 pm
  I'd lick the dingleberries off of her asshole.
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  by roblax on January 22, 2013 at 1:07 pm
  So much ATM would occur!
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  by andersmb on January 22, 2013 at 1:08 pm
  you morons are as bad as feits thinking Taylor Swift got a tit-job..it's called a padded push-up bra boys..#1 false advertisement out there, got you thinking a chicks got nice C cups but when it comes off her titties are smaller than yours..
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  by shovelhead on January 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm
  Pic makes me want to buy a motorboat for some reason
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  by streamer49 on January 22, 2013 at 1:33 pm
  If I had internet dollars I would spend them on her. Even if I knew she wasn't real, I'd take that fall.
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  by twig like on January 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm
  guaranteed threesome with seguin and raisman
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  by jbruggs on January 22, 2013 at 2:21 pm
  Shes 18 now. She will be 19 on May 25, 2013
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  by islayrenee on January 22, 2013 at 2:43 pm
  Take her age and double it and you're still older than she is ...
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  by disgruntledvet on January 22, 2013 at 3:12 pm
  @ snapbacks, like, pommelhorse pommel? or pummel as in pummel her doggystyle? ...you know what, who gives a shit.
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  by dirty sanchez on January 22, 2013 at 3:44 pm
  disgruntledvet: I think you're right but she's still a smokeshow!
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  by elportnose on January 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm
  Old enough to bleed.... Old enough for prez to creep.
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  by valbroski on January 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm
  Hottest American Jew in the game today.
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  by valbroski on January 22, 2013 at 3:47 pm
  Wait, did I screw up? Which one is the Jew?
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  by snapbacks and chin straps on January 22, 2013 at 3:53 pm
  I would pommel the shit out of her
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  by joesomebody on January 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm
  Her face is a ringer for Seguin.
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  by Harry Johnson on January 22, 2013 at 4:06 pm
  "Hi Dave, is your screen name BigPageviews69? Yes? Why don't you have a seat, right over there..."
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  by jimmydistoolio on January 22, 2013 at 4:21 pm
  I would engage in sexual intercourse with that female.
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  by Falcon Boy 4 President on January 22, 2013 at 4:27 pm
  I hope she likes dragons.. Cuz I'd be draggin my balls across her face
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  by grandtheftrondo13 on January 22, 2013 at 4:35 pm
  can bet that we'll see her in a film with Johnny Sins on Brazzers in the near future
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  by shadow on January 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm
  I would love to thoroughly disappoint her
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  by shadow on January 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm
  I would love to thoroughly disappoint her
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  by shadow on January 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm
  I would love to thoroughly disappoint her
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  by shadow on January 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm
  I would love to thoroughly disappoint her
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  by old school chevy guy on January 22, 2013 at 6:44 pm
  stunner of a dress. she got slayed that night for sure
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  by BdayUmich on January 22, 2013 at 8:10 pm
  Good god almighty, I just need like 5 minutes with that, then the police can come and get me.
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  by dwyanewadesherpes on January 22, 2013 at 9:23 pm
  We gonna fuck eventually.
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