Fucking Iphone people and their fucking Iphones playing Lazertag and shit. Think they are so fucking cool. Fuck that noise! I don’t have time to run around the Mashable offices like a 2 year old playing kids games with dorks. I’m doing business. That’s what the Blackberry is for. It’s for businessmen who like doing big business. Plus if Blackberrys are good enough for Usain Bolt it’s good enough for me.
PS – For all you Iphone dick suckers who always ask why we don’t have an Iphone app well the answer is that we made one and then Apple denied it. Yup apparently Apple hates freedom of speech and pretty girls. Keep riding their dick homos. #blackberry4life