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   by jacobys arm sleeve on August 6, 2012 at 9:57 am

   This is complete bullshit.  Just because he's retarded he shouldn't get any special treatment.  He clearly has an advantage because he doesn't have a glove on the stump.  Fuck this.  Put a glove on the special kid's stump and he goes down in a millisecond.

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   by otwisted on August 6, 2012 at 9:59 am

   And his opponent, hailing from Jewville USA, weighing 200 bags of nickels, David "The Proboscis" Portnoy

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   by HsO1o16 on August 6, 2012 at 10:17 am

   FIRST.... Nick FIGHTS out of Springfield MA... But he's from Milford CT. Do your research Portnose... Jews should be good at that shit. SECOND, Jacobys arm sleeve... WHAT A FUCKING MORON you are!! How does a guy have an advantage? he can't grab the same or defend as well as most.. and his stump is NO different than an Elbow. he can throw different strikes with it that are legal where the elbow isn't. AND if you've seen any of his earlier fights he had it wrapped, it makes no difference. Talk your shit to his face, and see if it isn't quickly broken to pieces, compliments of a knee.. Perhaps a few stump jabs to the grill piece for good measure.

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   by jacobys arm sleeve on August 6, 2012 at 10:26 am

   Hs01o16.  First of all, STFU, you're gay.  Second, because your comment was so long, you're an idiot.  You should just curl up in the corner and rock back and forth to calm yourself down. And why would I want to talk shit in his face ?  If I was that close, I'd probably catch The 'Tard.

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   by edjr on August 6, 2012 at 10:30 am

   Why doesn't he have to wear protection on his nub?

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   by HsO1o16 on August 6, 2012 at 10:37 am

   Not at all... Nick is just a friend I knew from wrestling. He's a beast of an athlete, who deserves credit and respect, he's 3 times the man you are. I'll defend him when you fucks are trying talk shit when you know nothing apparently of the sport.

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   by jacobys arm sleeve on August 6, 2012 at 10:40 am

   Hs01o16... Nice story bro... Like I said, STFU.  Nobody wants to hear about your life.

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   by bomberharris on August 6, 2012 at 11:33 am

   So what's the dipshit that got knocked out do for his next fight? Fight a chick, or a toddler?

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   by devilszympathy on August 6, 2012 at 11:33 am

   jacoby youre a fucking idiot

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    by jacobys arm sleeve on August 6, 2012 at 11:36 am

    ^^^  Go hug Hs01 and you STFU as well

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    by assblo0d on August 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    really? uve never heard of him?   http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/this-one-armed-mma-fighter-is-cheating-like-a-motherfucker/

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    by assgrassorass on August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    i know a kid who fought with him...he said his stub has a fingernail-esque thing on his stump that he buries into his opponent and it literally is so aggravating you can't fight. call him the scorpion if you must.

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    by dongzilla on August 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    that stump is like a fucking club. Just swinging it like a mothafucker. I'd honestly be kinda freaked out if this dude was swinging that thing at me.

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    by goddy77 on August 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Jacoby, im just trying to visualize what a stump glove would look like and i love it.

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    by Harry Johnson on August 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Springfield=Hardo City. Go Falcons!

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    by goddy77 on August 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Hs01 relax buddy. The cube got u fucked up this morning eh?

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    by scottbaio on August 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    That's a pretty drastic way of dropping down a weight class. Portnoy could go from heavyweight to flyweight just with a nose job.

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    by 413sFinest on August 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear nick newell fart through a walkie talkie

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    by p00p00train on August 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    @HsO1o16, picturing stump jabs made me spit out my coffee, and now my shirt is wet.

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    by fucktheduckboats on August 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    the kid is from connecticut, we wrestled against him in high school and he would grind that stump into kids faces and eyes and shit. hes a scumbag.

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    by cattina on August 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    To all of you shit talking Mother fuckers, 8 fights ago people were saying that he wouldn't win at all and now that he is winning everyone is saying that it is unfair.  Make up your fucking mind you half wits.  Have Have you seen the size of his fingers on his smaller arm?  If he has nails they are microscopic and you are a fucking pussy for complaining about it.  @jacobys - If anyone is a "Tard" it is you, Nick is missing half of his arm just like you are missing half of your brain you mental midget.  Oh and by the way, my son has the same congenital amputation, you want to come and call my son a retard, DO IT! I dare you! To anyone that thinks that Nick should wrap his arm, should the opponent wrap his?  Nicks arm stops below his elbow, he isn't stabbing with his stump, that would hurt him.  He is hitting with his elbow just like his opponent is able to.

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    by bruinsin2009 on August 6, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    he would have that stump rammed up his own ass in the ufc or strikeforce

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