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I’m Pretty Sure This Is Tom Brady’s Worst Look Ever

That not only doesn’t look like a star QB, but I’m not even sure that’s a dude? Kind of looks like a couple MILF’s coming home from shopping at Whole Foods and gossiping about shit while their husbands work.

By elpresidente posted June 21st, 2011 at 9:30 AM

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by kmbruinsfan on June 21, 2011 at 9:32 am
first comment: *headdesk*
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by domenic512 on June 21, 2011 at 9:36 am
a piece of me dies every time i see a picture of brady like this
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by surfpunk on June 21, 2011 at 9:37 am
Looks like Johnny Depp
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by carlsweetchuck on June 21, 2011 at 9:38 am
Wow. What a hipster. Where's his can of PBR? When is he going to stuff a can of Spaghettios in his vag?
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by jimnasium on June 21, 2011 at 9:38 am
I'm pretty sure this is Dave Portnoy's worst look ever.http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/purple-starfish-swag-for-days/
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by wildmanpete on June 21, 2011 at 9:39 am
complete with the kid decked out in the hipster Beatles shirt. Wayfarers are cool, I'll give him that, but this guy is the worst. I almost look forward to the day when he finishes his career trying to recapture the glory with the Browns or some other destitute squad. Usually I feel bad for guys when they don't know when to call it quits, but I think I'll enjoy the twilight of his career.
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by bschicago on June 21, 2011 at 9:40 am
Someone tell Roy Munson that brother Ishmael and Gloria are headed to Reno without him! What a chooch.
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by DooBAH on June 21, 2011 at 9:42 am
Jesus H. Sweetchuck, where do you come up with this chit, mang? . Looks like Brady and Jizzelle just finished doing bong hits out behind Costco in the ol' Toyota Sienna.
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by BostonFan67 on June 21, 2011 at 9:43 am
Christ...did Giselle marry a dyke?
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by Ward7 on June 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
The jacket and hat are stupid, but the dude is just going food shopping with his wife. He is an everyman superhero with a terrible hat. But, Wildmanpete, since when was Beatles stuff hipster? I have a Beatles shirt I've had since high school and I'm the furthest thing from hipster.
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by tee24 on June 21, 2011 at 9:48 am
Looks like an old lady headed to the beach. Fuckin Brazilian pussy must rot the brain.
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by carlsweetchuck on June 21, 2011 at 9:50 am
@DooBAHhttp://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-end-of-the-internet-part-4-queefing-spaghettios/
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by actlikelittlekids on June 21, 2011 at 9:57 am
the kid looks just like Brady...tough life
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by wooderson on June 21, 2011 at 9:58 am
why didn't we see pictures like this on The Brady Six?
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by dana bibles midget penis on June 21, 2011 at 9:59 am
WTF? I just queefed a can of spagetti O's out of my vajajay, and I don't even have one! Someone get Giesel a ham sandwich, stat.
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by jimbo39 on June 21, 2011 at 10:04 am
Totally. Pussified.
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by sinker on June 21, 2011 at 10:05 am
God that stupid fucking haircut....Either leave it real long or cut the the thing....he looks like one of those monks with the top head shaved ... but sides long... or when it is short it looks like he just walked out from getting a perm..
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by sj39 on June 21, 2011 at 10:13 am
And the pussyfication of Tom Brady continues. Think his team mates don't see it? Think again.
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by wildmanpete on June 21, 2011 at 10:19 am
Ward7 I agree, that's my point. For an adult who was a Beatles fan it makes sense, dressing a 3 year old up in a Beatles shirt is just a little too "I'm the cool parent". I'd just like for once the guy to look like he put something on because it was comfortable, not making a fucking fashion statement at all times.
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by wildmanpete on June 21, 2011 at 10:21 am
cantgetthestinkout I think we both know that's exactly how Brady's career will end. Belichick is cold blooded, he'll cut Brady when he slips, and Brady will try to get revenge with a "fuck you" comeback attempt with some shit team.
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by birds of war on June 21, 2011 at 10:24 am
Why is he such a fag? The Bruins are the new coolest team in New England.
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by Hipneck on June 21, 2011 at 10:25 am
Man, I just shake my head everytime I see this dude now. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him?He's starting to look like a middle-aged lesbian.It's a cryin' shame, I tell ya, a cryin' shame!
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by Hipneck on June 21, 2011 at 10:26 am
I want Matt Cassel back.
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by tee24 on June 21, 2011 at 10:35 am
We have ducky from 16 candles as our QB, pissa.
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by mattsh20 on June 21, 2011 at 10:39 am
Hes such a little whipped bitch.
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by edreedsbrothercantswim on June 21, 2011 at 11:03 am
Somebody get Rohan Davey on the phone
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by CleanDirties on June 21, 2011 at 11:09 am
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times...dude is a boss and he can do whatever he wants and get away with it. Guy just doesn't give a fuck. That gay as all hell hat is probably worth the equivalent of about 8 Stoolie cubicle monkey paychecks. Hysterical, I'm guessing the Massholes that write on this message board have a closet full of Ecko and Sean John.
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by stuntcok on June 21, 2011 at 11:33 am
Gaggle of dumbasses. Do you guys have cards for your club? Who gives a shit what he looks like if he throws another 40 touchdowns? Oh yeah, the chick he's banging is a supermodel. What did you fuck today?
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by army-strong on June 21, 2011 at 11:39 am
Ive been behind Brady thru his uggs-phase, moynahan-baby-phase, and his sellout-ad-dancing-Carnival-phase. And every fucking title he has led the Pats too. This may be pushing it, but seriously the dude's just living his life.
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by bledsoebradybill on June 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm
You can't call a guy gay and then go on and on about how bad his hair and his hat look, it's hypocritical. Oh and BREAKING NEWS: Famous people sometimes wear a hat and sunglasses when out in public with their families in order to conceal their identity, and not put their young children in any sort of harm.
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by 5MinuteMajor on June 21, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Gisele Bündchen = the Patriot's Yoko OnoI can't believe she dresses him like that...MAN CARD....GONE!
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by NickManning on June 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I hope Gronkowski doesn't marry a spent supermodel who will put his balls in her purse, rendering him with no desire to win, and a bad haircut.
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by 3wolfmoontee on June 21, 2011 at 12:47 pm
mr. brady,please Stop this stupid shit and go back to winning superbowlssincerely,everyone
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by go broons on June 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Say whatever you want prez, but Brady gets to go home and bang Gisele. That ain't too shabby.
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by classless on June 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Over 40 comments and barely a rational one to be seen. He's the greatest football player New England has and ever will see, yet Sully and Murph laying brick want to deport him because of a hat. I guess you idiots think 37 year old Tim Thomas is going to be around forever or something. And to the dude who wanted Cassel back...just watch film of his crash and burn last year in the playoffs.
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by Tha_Dro_Man on June 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
just try to think about the rings...
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by jc99 on June 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
he better throw for 50 td. he looks like mary carrillo
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by Articsnake69 on June 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I dont like Tom Brady anymore. He can win as many rings as he wants. Im not gonna like him again. Im sure allston is going crazy over this look right now, but i dont like dudes who dress like veagans.
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by Iron Eagle on June 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm
3wolfmoontee, well said.Can someone please burn that hat ASAP before he wears it again in public?
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by bobbykid on June 21, 2011 at 1:48 pm
brady is so young he himself cant name 2 beatles tunes. is giselle holding a leash?
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by bradymancrush on June 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
I'm reconsidering my name.....
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by jonnycapp on June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
If Donald Sutherland had two babies; one with Michael Jackson, and one with gilligan, and those two babies meet, fucked, and had another baby, this is what you'd have.
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by jonnycapp on June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
If Donald Sutherland had two babies; one with Michael Jackson, and one with gilligan, and those two babies meet, fucked, and had another baby, this is what you'd have.
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by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on June 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm
When did Woody Allen and Barbara Streisand have a kid?
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by sj39 on June 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
classless, "He’s the greatest football player New England has and ever will see"? Really? How old are you?
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by cantgetthestinkout on June 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm
@wildmanpete Dont hold your breath pal.
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by 5MinuteMajor on June 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Yeah, I saw Aaron Rodgers at Gillette last fall...and that's in New England.
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by beast on June 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Man, I really can only take so much of this shit. When does this lockout end, I can only hope that will be our salvation.
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by 363839 on June 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
who cares what Brady wears or how long his hair is? Its what he does on the field check the numbers last year he had one of if not the greatest season by a QB EVER!!! oh and did you forget the 3 RINGS? The guy can wear a dress for all i care when he puts on the Jeresey he is all about winning. Just like the rest of New England WINNING at everything.
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by love buttcheeks on June 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
bradys a squid
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by bobbobbob1991 on June 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Never thought I'd say this but bring back Bledsoe
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by oface18 on June 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Dude looks miserable. So does she. Im telling you its a staged marriage. Hes gayer than aids.
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by Hipneck on June 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
You guys who say "it's what he does on the field that counts" are right....and he ain't done much lately when it counts. Sure, they went 14-2 last year but the bowed out in their first round, at home, to the Jets.That's what we're pissed about. Sure, the past was great in the Bill/Tom era but it's over now. Brady's gone ghey and can't win a single playoff game.Win ONE playoff game this year and I'll leave him alone. Until then, he's whipped & castrated.
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by tornopen on June 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Giselle is a whore.
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by amx on June 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Relax guys. The guy's trying to buy some groceries incognito. The only part of his look that throws me off is the hat anyway. Replace that with a baseball cap and boom, respectable-looking man.
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by Poncho on June 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
UNANIMOUS MVP. Fuck all of you faggots. You are the "gay" ones for talking about what he's wearing. THAT'S what's gay, not the clothes themselves, but all of you obsessing over that bullshit is. It's about football you idiots, nothing else. Why don't you talk about his fucking interception in the last Jets game instead and grow a sac.
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by dewittt on June 21, 2011 at 6:31 pm
He looks like a lesbian
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by klm213 on June 22, 2011 at 5:16 pm
tom brady?? looks more like carol brady from the brady bunch.
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by Fanshawe on June 22, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Anyone else see the chick next to him he gets to bang whenever he pleases? I'd get made fun of all day by stoolies if that's how I got my dick wet
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by rxb on June 22, 2011 at 8:42 pm
"Got a fireplace?" .. "Yeah" .. "Throw that in there, man"
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