Listen I’m on the record as saying if I have a daughter I’ll probably kill myself. But not anymore. Not after watching this video. I’ll just grab the first fucking plane to Thailand and train her to be a Muay Thai boxing champion. Be the first jewish Muay boxing champion of her kind.. Beats watching her play with dolls and talk about boys. And I’d give her a sick haircut too. Just random patches of hair all over the place. I may not know much about Muay Thai boxing, but I know that’s the whole key to being good at it. Have an intimidating as fuck haircut.
Laugh at this golfer who got attacked by hornets and then jumped into a lake to get away http://t.co/mLEXjOtZy3