Listen I’m on the record as saying if I have a daughter I’ll probably kill myself. But not anymore. Not after watching this video. I’ll just grab the first fucking plane to Thailand and train her to be a Muay Thai boxing champion. Be the first jewish Muay boxing champion of her kind.. Beats watching her play with dolls and talk about boys. And I’d give her a sick haircut too. Just random patches of hair all over the place. I may not know much about Muay Thai boxing, but I know that’s the whole key to being good at it. Have an intimidating as fuck haircut.
Ryan Raburn had the worst throw in the history of baseball and possibly all sports history http://t.co/qVFY6RvLKN http://t.co/jROYEt3sLO