“Hey, what were Seguin and Marchand’s records for beers drank and girls fucked? K, gonna go break those. Brb.”
- Mike Napoli
Update - Still standing!
world series champ shitfaced drunk walking around ripping bogues shirtless….. golf clap
I’ve been wearing my Blood Sweat Beards shirt for like 4 days straight now…you win this one Pres.
hands down the biggest badass on the team
I’m legitimately scared of what will happen to him
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He’s looking for Rachel Starr’s hotel room.
i cant even fathom how much blow this dude has probably already done
Naps ready to slay some college chick
Must be awesome being an MLB player, don’t really have to train that hard, just gotta do some BP and shag some grounders, can get shitfaced every night and go through a pack of cigs, and oh yeah they make 8 figures a year
Naps puffin smokes looking for his wingman. There will be some drunk shots of him passed out on some northeastern girls dorm by midnight
If they don’t resign him I’m gunna hunt cherington down bad punch him in the face
Now how can I make a t-shirt about being shirtless. -el pres
Shirtless in the street, smoking (probably dope), (probably) drunk, tattoos…. Mets will sign him for 5/90. That’s why they’re the Mets and I’m a miserable fucking baseball fan of my home team.
Was ’86 really 27 years ago?? sweet jesus
Naps the fuxkin man
Re-sign this man now. NAO!
Do you even lift bro?
This pretty much sums up every celebration I’ve ever had for any reason. Well done.
Roid gut and gyno from roids seriously is the MLB even testing anymore
I’ve had a nice little Saturday myself. I went to a kid birthday party and then raked some leaves even though I know there are still a ton of leaves on the trees and I will for sure be raking again. In the next hour or so, I fully expect my wife to rebuff my requests for sex. So Mike Napoli vs me? A toss up really.
This chick said I look like Nap then she cleared her throat and was actually saying crap
feitelbergesque manboobs. At least you’re not alone…
Logged in just to agree with homeslice
Homeslice that was great. FTW
@Homeslice only difference I painted a window. …Wife is snoring away like a Mack Truck right now….WTF..
dude has a hall pass from life right now
A Napoli/Gronk new englang tag team would slay puss
True ball players drink, gamble and duck whores during the regular season – Pete Rose
@homeslice, but today… Hold your head high my friend… As Im sure your yard looks fucking amazing!
Skyn condom ads pres? Get a fucking real job.
Fat fuck. Tits like feits and his ball playing ability is on par with his blogging ability
Fuck Gronk until he actually wins something, he party’s when we lose games and destroys his back…he’s just a clown
Fat? I’d love to see the bro who said that.
Napoli’s celebrating the right way, shots, surrounding himself with sluts, just letting loose without a care in the world.
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