Needed to be done.
best blog to date
First ballot…every new member should get an orange swim suit bottom as a member.
At first its kind of awkward jerking off with the master’s soundtrack playing in the back…but now I don’t think I ever will without it again
I wish I could be her wedgie
Alba in the bathroom if you need me. Hold my calls.
With KFC doing best of GTA, Kmarko doing a smoke bracket, and you starting a BSS Ass HOF, this is soon going to become like boxing. All champs becoming irrelevant. Unify the titles.
As of 4:06 p.m. I’ve officially renamed that the Mastersbator’s theme song
Perfect inner thigh gap. Diabolical.
You’re just not in any way getting laid tonight. Enjoy sleeping on the couch.
I’d love to crawl up in that ass and live there for awhile
Great idea with the Masters theme song.
It wouldn’t be a HOF without Alba.
the one in the white is anna kournikova… other than that bravo
Mildly shocked that Sophie Turner isn’t the first inductee considering Pres’ infatuation with her
swear to God I almost cried.
I legitimately love her. We’re soulmates. And holemates. Ba BAMM!
I’d eat that pussy from the back.
Paul Walker should of had his snorkel up that ass
looking at the string of photos literally made me realize how much my life sucks. just a swift kick to the stones! god bless her!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but as a child of 4 can plainly see from the orange bikini photo, she is about 2 twinkies away from developing saddle bags.
It’s nice to have a little thigh to go along with the ass, but enough of a gap so you have an all access pass from front and behind.
KMan is the type of douche that walks into parties and says “i hope everyone is of age..”
i need a few more pics to confirm.
Over / Under on the BSS Ass HoF members Jeter has fucked: 6.
Leanna Bartlett needs a bigger body of work, but she has the pure talent to make the Ass Hall of Fame. Just needs more of a track record.
hard as a diamond in an ice storm
I like tickling a chick’s asshole with my tongue as much as the next guy, but I’d be licking the back of this Alba’s teeth if I ever got near that ass.
Ive been jerking off to alba for years now, and i have to intentions to stop
she is so overrated. and by overrated i mean i would murder my whole family to taste her urine.
No doubt a phenomenal ass, however I’m a tit man and there needs to be more guess that rack
To repeat my comment from yesterday’s GTA:
I’d be willing to have my mouth sown to Alba’s ass for the next “Human Centipede” sequel.
came in my pants and I’m not even wearing any
Sweet Jesus. Top 3 all time for me.
Felt like I was watching her on the beach with that gentle music in the background. Unfortunately my boss came over and reminded me that looking on Barstool was not work. Then I reminded him that it’s 5pm and I don’t have to see his dumb face for 3 days.
Cranston for days….whatever that means.
I’d go ATM on myself to bury it into that shitter.
Given the opportunity, I wouldn’t even touch it, I would just look at it… there is no cock that is worthy enough to be inside that phenominal ass… it’s beautiful, art, whatever you want to call it
p.s. it kills me to know that shes (most likely) been stuffed before, it really kills me
The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.
totally booted that football
More than worthy initial inductee.
If she doesn’t, I would like to thank Mr & Mrs Alba for coming together to bring this amazing specimen of biological aesthetic excellence into the world during our lifetime.
Deserves a golf clap
I would premature nut twice if Jessica offered her ass to me.
No GIF for a HOF induction?
First time I ever cried and jerked off.
That ass is in a class of its own
I just did a standing ovation in my room while the Masters theme song was on. It was just something I had to do.
First and what should be only inductee. No need to make other asses feel bad. No one can live up to this. no one.
Her ass looks bruised as fuck in that shot of her laying down. Bad kitty, bad.
GAME SET MATCH ALBA. It’s just not fair. Had a top 5 ass, pops out a kid, and comes back with a certified, undisputed #1 ass. Plus has solid titties and an amazing face. Number 1 chick of all time, write that shit in stone.
my boner just punched itself in the face. Not sure what that means but it happend.
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