my boner just punched itself in the face. Not sure what that means but it happend.
GAME SET MATCH ALBA. It’s just not fair. Had a top 5 ass, pops out a kid, and comes back with a certified, undisputed #1 ass. Plus has solid titties and an amazing face. Number 1 chick of all time, write that shit in stone.
Her ass looks bruised as fuck in that shot of her laying down. Bad kitty, bad.
First and what should be only inductee. No need to make other asses feel bad. No one can live up to this. no one.
I just did a standing ovation in my room while the Masters theme song was on. It was just something I had to do.
That ass is in a class of its own
First time I ever cried and jerked off.
No GIF for a HOF induction?
I would premature nut twice if Jessica offered her ass to me.
Deserves a golf clap
More than worthy initial inductee.
If she doesn’t, I would like to thank Mr & Mrs Alba for coming together to bring this amazing specimen of biological aesthetic excellence into the world during our lifetime.
totally booted that football
The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.
Given the opportunity, I wouldn’t even touch it, I would just look at it… there is no cock that is worthy enough to be inside that phenominal ass… it’s beautiful, art, whatever you want to call it
p.s. it kills me to know that shes (most likely) been stuffed before, it really kills me
I’d go ATM on myself to bury it into that shitter.
Cranston for days….whatever that means.
Felt like I was watching her on the beach with that gentle music in the background. Unfortunately my boss came over and reminded me that looking on Barstool was not work. Then I reminded him that it’s 5pm and I don’t have to see his dumb face for 3 days.
Sweet Jesus. Top 3 all time for me.
came in my pants and I’m not even wearing any
To repeat my comment from yesterday’s GTA:
I’d be willing to have my mouth sown to Alba’s ass for the next “Human Centipede” sequel.
No doubt a phenomenal ass, however I’m a tit man and there needs to be more guess that rack
she is so overrated. and by overrated i mean i would murder my whole family to taste her urine.
Ive been jerking off to alba for years now, and i have to intentions to stop
I like tickling a chick’s asshole with my tongue as much as the next guy, but I’d be licking the back of this Alba’s teeth if I ever got near that ass.
hard as a diamond in an ice storm
Leanna Bartlett needs a bigger body of work, but she has the pure talent to make the Ass Hall of Fame. Just needs more of a track record.
Over / Under on the BSS Ass HoF members Jeter has fucked: 6.
i need a few more pics to confirm.
KMan is the type of douche that walks into parties and says “i hope everyone is of age..”
It’s nice to have a little thigh to go along with the ass, but enough of a gap so you have an all access pass from front and behind.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but as a child of 4 can plainly see from the orange bikini photo, she is about 2 twinkies away from developing saddle bags.
looking at the string of photos literally made me realize how much my life sucks. just a swift kick to the stones! god bless her!
Paul Walker should of had his snorkel up that ass
I’d eat that pussy from the back.
I legitimately love her. We’re soulmates. And holemates. Ba BAMM!
swear to God I almost cried.
Mildly shocked that Sophie Turner isn’t the first inductee considering Pres’ infatuation with her
the one in the white is anna kournikova… other than that bravo
It wouldn’t be a HOF without Alba.
Great idea with the Masters theme song.
I’d love to crawl up in that ass and live there for awhile
You’re just not in any way getting laid tonight. Enjoy sleeping on the couch.
Perfect inner thigh gap. Diabolical.
As of 4:06 p.m. I’ve officially renamed that the Mastersbator’s theme song
With KFC doing best of GTA, Kmarko doing a smoke bracket, and you starting a BSS Ass HOF, this is soon going to become like boxing. All champs becoming irrelevant. Unify the titles.
Alba in the bathroom if you need me. Hold my calls.
I wish I could be her wedgie
At first its kind of awkward jerking off with the master’s soundtrack playing in the back…but now I don’t think I ever will without it again
First ballot…every new member should get an orange swim suit bottom as a member.
best blog to date
Needed to be done.
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