(This fucking guy is making a mockery of my existence)
WSJ – Snapchat, a rapidly growing messaging service, recently spurned an all-cash acquisition offer from Facebook for $3 billion or more, according to people briefed on the matter. The offer, and rebuff, came as Snapchat is being wooed by other investors and potential acquirers. Chinese e-commerce giant Tencent Holdings had offered to lead an investment that would value two-year-old Snapchat at $4 billion. Evan Spiegel, Snapchat’s 23-year-old co-founder and CEO, will not likely consider an acquisition or an investment at least until early next year, the people briefed on the matter said. They said Spiegel is hoping Snapchat’s numbers – of users and messages – will grow enough by then to justify an even larger valuation, the people said.
Fuck you Snapchat. Fuck you. How was Instagram sold for 1 billion dollars last year and Snapchat is worth 3 billioin? What am I missing? Snapchat fucking sucks. Like I actually used Snapchat for the first time this week. Some chick said she wanted to snapchat me. Fine. I’m game to see something freaky deaky. By the time I could focus the freaking picture disappeared. I thought the thing was broken or something. Seriously what in the hell is that point of that? 3 billion dollars for disappearing pictures and videos? What world am I living in? Ladies if you want to finger yourself for me, I don’t want some kindergarten disappearing playground bullshit. Make a video on your phone and send it so it to me so I can watch it for as long as I need to watch it. None of this 10 seconds crap. It’s like technology is going backwards. Fuck snapchat.
PS – Why would you ever turn down 3 billion dollars? What type of absolute cocksucker does that? I don’t care if it’s worth 500 billion one day. Take the 3 and enjoy the fuck out of life you dickface.
Maybe you can score snapchat for 4 billion bit coins you Jew
oh the jew jealousy is strong in this one…. calm your temper prez we don’t want your horns to grow back
Not everyone here’s a Jew now Davey
@dpcastelli why would you want to stay on as an employee when you’re a billionaire…
@onelook, you win this comment section
Snapchats the shit. I’ve seen more chicks tits than….wait no I haven’t
Don’t put nose in the title of your blog. Just setting yourself up.
hey i got an idea for your next tee shirt design. Your fat head and mountain nose making a frown face with this dudes balls on your forehead. stop envying other people’s success because your a fat fuck who plays with his tits and sits on reddit all day.
lots of haters hating here, but I think this was one of your better blogs to date. Laughed all the way through. ‘A’ Blog material Portnoy.
screenshot Davey, screenshot
This was pretty funny I’ll give it to you
did you fire blacky yet?
And what broad is sending you pics? What happened to the wife?
I would of taken 3 billion in seconds. Snapchat is a fad waiting to die. Take what you can.
Amen, prez. Also, thanks for the Kristina Rose vid that shit was GOLD.
No surprise he’s one of your tribe.
Snapchat has to be a tease to you pres…we know you’re probably just getting tons of smokes just sending you dirty pics and then gone in 3 seconds literally…that’s not fair to any man
Dear Whoever Wrote this Article:
If the writer is indeed David Portnoy, then I cannot believe you wouldn’t get this: http://allthingsd.com/20131114/heres-why-one-snapchat-investor-thinks-the-app-is-worth-billions/comment-page-1/
Essentially, the reason why snapchat is worth billions is because during that moment when a user is viewing a snapchat, he has to hold button on screen down the whole time otherwise the snapchat disappears, meaning that, at that time, that user is guaranteed to have not only seen whatever advertisement would be put within the snapchat, but the user is also super-focused during that period meaning that this is the greatest advertising platform that could possibly exist at this time, not to mention a dream come true for subliminal messages. The click and hold feature is the reason why this is worth billions.
If it still doesn’t make sense to people, I’ll type slower next time.
3 billion is more than generous too. The company makes 0 dollars. I would have taken the deal with the caveat that I stay on as an employee. Collect salary, w/ 3 billion in my pocket sounds like a nice pay day
Portnoy… So jealous….. Portnoy
try inventing something other than a t-shirt design. patentable ideas and new businesses create wealth – that is a fact. t-shirts and retreaded stories that other content providers carry are worth nothing other than the advertising dollars you have all over your smutty, virus-ridden site.
davey you cant even get the piece of shit website to function properly, worry about getting it then maybe it will be worth something
Now, if they made a version of snapchat that lasted 30 seconds, then I’d be all set.
the fuck is snapchat
Feels good to laugh at a Pres blog..Been a while
It’s called taking a screenshot of the pic if it’s a nude. Dude 101 and these assholes are smarter than you. Deal with it
some chick did not say she wanted to snapchat you
Maybe he was hoping to be paid in Bitcoin instead
Pres, let’s be honest. If a girl send you a nude snapchat you wouldn’t last more than the 10 second time limit anyway.
If I have a chance to tell Zuckerberg and his millions to go pound sand you bet your ass I’m taking it.
You run an average local smut website, you have much more then you Deserve
Walt Jr. + El Pres = That Guy
A pre-revenue company during down a 3 billion dollar valuation is almost as insane as not paying Smitty
If you read the whole article, like a mogul should, you’d understand that the avg number of snapchats a day is 350,000,000. It’s the exposure they’re after, dick face. Dude turned down $1B earlier this year and now it’s tripled or quadrupled. Smart move. Mogul 101
Who wouldn’t pay $3 billion for a company that has produced $0 in revenue?
why u so blue pres? u sold 40 Pay smitty shirts
800 bucks in the Ashtray
How is the Snapchat app on the iBerry?
I now understand what they mean when they say the Jews are responsible for every war
Stop comparing yourself with technology start-ups that actually created shit. Your business model for wealth is the same one as Bleacher Report ($175M), HuffPo ($315M), or Drudge Report (est. $750M). The expansion is helping except for LA’s content. Just gotta invest in better technology, hire more talented people, find a real revenue stream from your older-non-Blackout audience that isn’t tee-shirts, and keep doing what you’re doing. Then when you get bought out we can all say we knew Pageviews pre-heart attack.
You’re so old pres. An Internet mogul who doesn’t even use basic sexting tactics
Be prepared for more advertisements and more censorship meant gentlemen, his money jealous is about to explode.
Get rid of Nick and mo, then pay Smitty and you’ll be worth way more.
WHOA IM NOT NICE HELL YEA
http://tinyurl.com/95wd7a9 bigcat is scared of me LOLOL..you all should be.
Goes to show the value of the nudes this guy is in possession of
v-neck tee with blazer = makes anal videos that delete themselves
Am I still banned?
thats what being old does to you
its alright you cum that fast anyways
I don’t care how worthy Barstool is,,, you’re still a DICK!
so by “some chick” you mean feiteltits?
I’d like to drive my car into your nose but my insurance premium is too high.
Probably because they can spell “billion” correctly. Jesus…
I hate you
nice ads on the site you fuckin sellout
He’s holding out for more to make all his employees full time
I want to punch you in the nose you cheap fucking jew.
pres, so envious that his mogul status is being squandered right now, pres
I want to punch you in the nose
ha, you said nose
You’re so jewish it hurts.
I want to punch you in the nose Portnoy. And I think I can pull that off while sitting in my cube in New York
… and they don’t know they’ve been saved like a screenshot
“Some chick said she wanted to snapchat me” I see you’re trying to phase out knowledge of Renee
I actually agree with you
its the kids these days, there all queers. just look at fieghltberg
titty pics gone in a flash
you can get an app that saves the pictures. called snapchat savepics. look it up. it works. bitches aren’t gonna know what hits em.
Nice V-neck, Dickhead.
^^Looks like you’re not banned retard.
You don’t need any help making a mockery of yourself. Your doing just fine.
He’s holding out for 2 million internet dollars. Nothing more valuable then that
Can you unban me please?