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You prez last 3 shirts ive ordered I havent got in the mail wtf
It’s funny when a Habs fan talks about a team being soft when their entire team is bunch of diving whining pussies who need to cry to the league and the refs to perpetuate their inflated PP opportunities.
That’s the only way they can score is on the PP.
That’s why the Habs lose in the playoffs when they need to man up and just play.
They just don’t have the guys and more importantly THE CULTURE for that.
It’s been tough since the draft was instituted and you can just claim every player from mile around anymore.
How many fraudulent cups do you guys have from that era?
What a joke.
You’re gay you’re gay…you’re gay you’re gay
It’s pronounced Krooooog like Motley Fucking Krug
@crabs fan, I’ve been watching the Bruins since Middleton, McNab, & Cashman were lighting the lamp, O’Reilly and Johnathan handled the goons, and Brad Park and a 19 year old (27 goal scorer) by the name of Bourque were on D. Your act is old, you fraud.
absolutely pathetic that a Habs fan is here chirping when his team got smoked in the 1st round…what a joke
youre a real bruins fan if you remember nevin markwart? can you remember derek sanderson, stan johnathan, john wensink? i can, so can thousands of stoolies im sure.
I don’t know who is more of a clown, locked out habs fan or the people responding to his trolling. He’s talking about Dan Lacouture… Dan fucking Lacouture… Come… on…
You’re right habsfan- Colin Campbell stepped down but he’s still secretly controlling the NHL just so his son can have an upper hand. You should stop going on barstool… check out http://www.infowars.com. I think you’ll find it more interesting you fuck.
I hate pink hats too, habs fan, but you’re painting Bruins fans with a pretty broad brush. Boston is arguably the biggest hockey area in America, after Minnesota. Youth hockey is huge around here. For every pink hat there’s a plumber or an electrician who busts his ass to afford his kids an opportunity to play, and maybe take them to a B’s game if they can swing it. Those are the true fans, and they never left. Don’t judge a fan base by the bougie fucks who can afford tickets.
I’d call miller and byers the goons on those teams, and I guess markwart too. Leach was a tough guy, but not really a goon as I recall. LaCouture is around my age, not sure he belongs in the 1980s crew.
I stand corrected about the Moen fight, forgot that one. Another uneventful draw though, edge to Moen, but certainly no beatdown.
Shhhhhhh I’m holding you. You too can like the B’s just let it In.
@Tha_Dro_Man, If I know about Markwart,Leach, and Lacouture then I’m pretty sure I know about Miller and Byers. It’s too bad 95% of the Bruins fanbase has no clue who they were…all they know is “Nose Face” and “Dart Quaider” haha.
It’s not so much bragging about how much I know about the Bruins as it’s just illustrating how dimwits have no clue about the Bruins pre 2011.
@habsfan, ever heard of Lyndon byers and jay miller? They played in the Markwart era. Miller and Chris Nilan had some classic bouts. Figured a “true” hockey fan like yourself would know such things.
Locked out is Tyler Seguin
oleeee ole ole oleeeeeee oooooooooooleeeeeee ollllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. just trying to cheer you up locked out
Can you explain to me. If you hate the Bruins and us as fans so much. Then why did you just brag about knowing so much about them? You and I need to have a sit down chat about your life and how we need to get you the help you need. Don’t worry ill hold you
You only know about “Darth Quaider” “Nose Face” and all the player with the pink hat nicknames. I know more about the Bruins then any of you pink hats. Boston is nationally regarded as “Bandwagon City” for a reason. You clowns do a good job solidifying that reputation.
Hahaha, typical responses from a fraudulent fanbase. Moen beat Soupcan earlier this year for one, and he pounded Tom fucking Pyatt for his only win…maybe ever. To the dope that doesn’t think Colin still plays a hand in the league, is either naive or is a pink hat…considering you’re from Boston I’m taking the latter. Hell, you bandwagoners have no clue how pathetically soft your team was…when Steve Leach, Nevin Markwart, and Dan Lacouture were your teams “tough guys” and there is 0% chance any of you frauds have ever heard of them before.
maybe Krug will change how his name is pronounced to make this shirt make sense. Like a Theisman type thing.
Fact: if you email barstool a logo or an idea for a t shirt, you are a full blown lazy retard.
@locked out habs fan doesn’t remember that fight from February 2011 because he’s a pink hat habs fan and wasn’t following the team back then.
Typical insecure Softon fans, still calling out teams that aren’t in it anymore. What a faggy-retarded inbreed fan base.
@habsfan, Smitty beat me to it while I was doing some research that you obviously didn’t do. Last fight vs the Habs for Campbell was him abusing Tom Pyatt and splitting his cheek. Surprised no one in Montreal was calling for Campbell’s extradition and trial. Campbell has no other fights vs Montreal in a Bs uniform besides an uneventful draw with Paul Mara, so what are you talking about? As bad as Campbell’s record is, he still tees off on your soft ass squad.
Funniest thing that within no time after locked out habs got called out, he was on here trolling. Just kill yourself guy…
@habsfan remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCdntbwO5c
locked out habs fan you’re an idiot. we’ll just forget colin campbell stepped down… but I wouldn’t expect you to know about hockey, being a habs fan and all.
silly englewood. everyone knows ESPN wants nothing to do with hockey
Again I was at the game row one cause bean fans can’t step up, Rangers got whooped but “We Want the Cup” chant Round 2 game 2? Amateur Hour at its best! Boston Soft
Campbell is the worst fighter in the league, bar none. He’s the NHL’s and the Habs personal punching bag, he’s lucky his daddy oversees the NHL and gives the Booins special treatment.
Serious but unrelated question: is anyone worse at fighting than Greg Campbell? They need to staple his mitts to his sleeves. Don’t think I’ve seen him come out on the right end of a scrap all year. Always respect the guts to answer the bell, but it was pretty deflating when we’re up three goals and he gets in an ill-advised tilt and loses to boot.
You will sell 10 of these, max. Hey, at least you’ll have a ton of extras to pick up your horse’s shit.
not your best mogul move
@locked out habs whats the score of the Alouettes game???
Oh I get it, like thoog life
Gonna have to agree with the crowd here, Pres. The difference in pronunciation kills the joke. Do better.
Why can’t I buy a Ball Don’t Lie shirt in the store anymore?
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Free ball don’t lie shirt to whoever tells Portnose that Krug probably wont be in the lineup for game 3
pull these shirts and think of something better, portnoy
Kroog life! yea fuck you david. gayest fake pun ever
@redwhiteblue thank you, was waiting for someone to mention that. Doesn’t really work considering the name is pronounced Kroog…
do you even know how to pronounce Krug
You should give a free Balls Don’t Lie t-shirt to everyone who volunteers on your campaign.
Haha like Thug life but replaced with Krug, oh man great pun I love it!
I can’t wait until you lose the mayoral campaign race.
this is fucking pathetic…
So in 6 months it will be “free Krug life shirt to whoever…” instead of ball don’t lie shirts?
I’m sure you have the world record for slowest warehouse to consumer time too.
translation: I want krug to pound my asshole while gronk and the biebs watch.
can’t wait for him to be irrelevant before june. i’m sure your incredible hockey IQ knows a star when it sees one though
ESPN breaking news: Krug just tore his ACL.
you’re such a queerbag
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