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Not even out of breathe. My only regret is that I wish I didn’t have gayball arms getting into the water. I’m sure that’s not going to go unnoticed.

UPDATE – A bunch of people are asking me what that last move I did was. Umm I was reaching for the finish line. Obv.
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By elpresidente posted July 9th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
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  by for_boston on July 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm
  
  wrong video pres
  
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  by rumred14 on July 9, 2012 at 2:27 pm
  
  shit doesn't go down like this on deadspin
  
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  by wilburham on July 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm
  
  hardo
  
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  by freddie mitchell on July 9, 2012 at 2:38 pm
  
  Black people swim better than you, and they can't even swim.
  
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  by johnnymanchuk on July 9, 2012 at 2:38 pm
  
  cancel the races. someone just give this man a medal now
  
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  by cantgetthestinkout on July 9, 2012 at 2:39 pm
  
  This is definitive proof that it is possible to swim in 6 inches of water.
  
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  by owenz on July 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm
  
  Nice love handles. They fit perfectly on your pink, puffy middle-aged torso.
  
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  by rcht2370 on July 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
  
  were you walking as you did that thing with your arms?
  
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  by Jiri Welsch on July 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
  
  Breath = noun. Breathe = verb. Fucking moron.
  
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  by rcht2370 on July 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
  
  pretty sure you were fighting off some jellyfish correct?
  
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  by hortonhearsawoo on July 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm
  
  "swimmers are a pussy"
  
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  by carlsweetchuck on July 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm
  
  "Not even out of breathe." - Some of us call it "breath," but whatever. You're the education major, not me.
  
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  by Jigs on July 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm
  
  Sooo - I'm not sure if pres like embarassing himself - thinks he's actually making a point - or just doesn't give a fuck. That was an embarassment.
  
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  by obliviousone on July 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm
  
  I assume you were referring to Michael Felps the special needs swimming champion. You would totally dominate at the Special Olympics, good luck this year fatty.
  
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  by otwisted on July 9, 2012 at 2:44 pm
  
  Nice mom hips you got there tubby.
  
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  by jackofspades on July 9, 2012 at 2:44 pm
  
  wow...I haven't laughed that hard in a while...you really did look like Tyrone in the kiddie pool out there
  
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  by jkl1677 on July 9, 2012 at 2:44 pm
  
  Pres stumbling at the 54 second mark, funniest part of the video
  
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  by cantgetthestinkout on July 9, 2012 at 2:45 pm
  
  Stick to having Sales Guy film you in the bath tub.
  
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  by tornopen on July 9, 2012 at 2:45 pm
  
  easy to spot the douche bag wearing the starfish shorts
  
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  by jackofspades on July 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm
  
  also why wear goggles if you're afraid to put your head under the water when you swim?
  
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  by corylidleflymehome on July 9, 2012 at 2:47 pm
  
  where are the fucking sharks when you need them?
  
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  by bmoney456 on July 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm
  
  You looked like a retard attempting to tread water some one should have called a life guard, how much brain damage did you sustain from your child hood?
  
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  by YoMikeyA on July 9, 2012 at 2:51 pm
  
  you have aids
  
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  by pirate on July 9, 2012 at 2:52 pm
  
  Goggles in the ocean. How did I not guess that?
  
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  by lloydbanks on July 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm
  
  Its pathetic how you were swimming in water up to your knees like a child.
  
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  by bdemps15 on July 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm
  
  Have you ever heard of sunscreen?
  
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  by mitchpavelis on July 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm
  
  Breathing on both sides so that nose doesn't spin you in circles?
  
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  by Will I am Not on July 9, 2012 at 2:59 pm
  
  i guess davey needs some page views, make a stupid vid of himself and let the worst commentors attempt to make jokes, so gay, follow me bitches @kingblackdude, or @goddy77
  
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  by cookie puss on July 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm
  
  I am just glad he didn't clear the beach by doing the backstroke.
  
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  by edjr on July 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm
  
  HA HA!! some of these posts are fucking hilarious. Some of these people should be writing blogs.
  
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  by QuietChris on July 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm
  
  Thought manatees knew how to swim at birth. Guess not.
  
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  by edjr on July 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm
  
  Portnose, you wouldn't even place at the special olympics. You swim like a retarded kid trying to fight off a nest of bees.
  
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  by asdasdasd on July 9, 2012 at 3:06 pm
  
  you're clearly walking along the bottom
  
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  by rgoat on July 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm
  
  Swim as well as Rodney King & Whitney Houston.
  
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  by andersmb on July 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm
  
  nice 'breast-stroke' clown ps- im pretty sure stephen lynch had you in mind when he wrote 'special olympics'
  
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  by quisutdios on July 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm
  
  Jesus, were you wearing a diaper? I though your arms were going to spontaneously generate water wings.
  
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  by chillnlax on July 9, 2012 at 3:11 pm
  
  Surprised you weren't wearing water wings. Would you please do that again with a tuna carcass tied around you neck.
  
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  by Finn McCool on July 9, 2012 at 3:15 pm
  
  I would pay money to see you race "The Eel": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqI8xwXVac He is quicker but lacks your powerful lunge for the line.
  
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  by Evil One on July 9, 2012 at 3:20 pm
  
  Are you pigeon toed or did your right foot have a stroke ?
  
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  by Mike Felger on July 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm
  
  Nice cap and man tits. Only thing missing was you saying, "We all know about you Chief. You don't go in the water at all do ya?"
  
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  by klusk66 on July 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm
  
  WTF, was that vasoline on your eyebrows, or did you shave them off? Walks with a turd in his shorts, swims like an epileptic. Classic.
  
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  by johnnybegood on July 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm
  
  Usually "swimming" involves kicking your feet.
  
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  by SlapHappy on July 9, 2012 at 3:47 pm
  
  I was half expecting to see an army of volunteers actually roll you back into the water you fat fuck.
  
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  by hocke4607 on July 9, 2012 at 3:50 pm
  
  you have a tremendous beak
  
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  by rfahey93 on July 9, 2012 at 3:54 pm
  
  swimmers are pussies? try to get ur fat ass working out 3 hours a day 7 days a week
  
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  by stevie2steps on July 9, 2012 at 3:56 pm
  
  leave it to those lil ACK surf gromits to not cheer on a local legend/smut publisher. Where the fuck are the trumpets? Where is the support? Where are the bouncing titties? ACK when you disappoint, you disappoint hard.
  
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  by BaddestDoodInRevere on July 9, 2012 at 4:05 pm
  
  I guess makes sense. Sharks everywhere on the cape... cant be too suprised you happend to jump one of them. You look old, you werent funny, and no one recognized you on the beach. Sorry fonzie, but its time to pack up the comb, buzz your balding head, and hand the reins over to someone else.
  
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  by boon on July 9, 2012 at 4:10 pm
  
  Swim Forest Swim!
  
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  by mickelsonsboobs on July 9, 2012 at 4:16 pm
  
  Other than hiding your bald spot, why do you wear a swim cap? Your head never goes in the water.
  
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  by bruinsin2009 on July 9, 2012 at 4:33 pm
  
  why do you run a blog if you can be in the olympics, nhl, and can sing like pearl jam?
  
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  by nawtymassarawty on July 9, 2012 at 4:35 pm
  
  I wish that kid drilled you with his surfboard
  
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  by vivalastool3 on July 9, 2012 at 4:43 pm
  
  Legit laugh out loud everytime you post videos like this....going for world records and shit and getting smoked 10 times out of 10...gotta admit tho they are pretty good.
  
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  by mattisawesome42 on July 9, 2012 at 4:48 pm
  
  1. that was 50 feet max. 2. you were walking the entire time. 3. my grandma could swim faster than you and she 80.
  
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  by staceylm1 on July 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm
  
  Just gave me DB Chills.
  
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  by dirtyhernandez on July 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm
  
  You waddled in there like a fat gay black dude
  
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  by woffel on July 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm
  
  That's not a breaststroke.
  
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  by NewYorkIsBetter on July 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm
  
  Forgot to take the condom off your head
  
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  by Crowe on July 9, 2012 at 6:01 pm
  
  This is why Moses had to part the Red Sea.
  
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  by pointgod on July 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm
  
  Why the fuck did I just watch a video on how to catch a foul ball? Amateur Hour.
  
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  by tony mazz on July 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm
  
  This might have been the gayest thing I ever saw.
  
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  by goddy77 on July 9, 2012 at 6:44 pm
  
  I think swimmers are a pussy. Hahha classic
  
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  by goddy77 on July 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm
  
  Not a beach guy, does it normally take two bros to carry one surfboard?
  
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  by koberapes on July 9, 2012 at 6:58 pm
  
  Nice swimming cap.
  
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  by eadizzle on July 9, 2012 at 7:07 pm
  
  Mitchpavelis keeps the streak alive!
  
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  by daddyrichard on July 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm
  
  Being that you literally did no kicking while swimming... Phelps teeth were not kicked in. All you accomplished was looking like a fucking retarded gay fish who somehow can't swim.
  
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  by throw the jew down the well on July 9, 2012 at 7:25 pm
  
  Ok I will post for u. Diebu fucking jew die slimy Jew die jew fucking Hebrew Jew fucking cunt
  
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  by vivalastool3 on July 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm
  
  Pres cant believe you dont fence. You have a 2 on 1 advantage all day every day. I think I just fiqured it out ..pres gonna win gold at the next special olympics..cause we all know you have scoliosis
  
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  by classless on July 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm
  
  What did i just watch?
  
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  by wayshegoes on July 9, 2012 at 9:12 pm
  
  No clue why I watched this
  
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  by dutchanfernee on July 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm
  
  Nice cankles
  
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  by ken noisewater on July 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm
  
  Comment section for this post = awesome
  
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  by donkey show on July 9, 2012 at 10:49 pm
  
  how did the shark miss your blubber filled manatee like body
  
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  by thekman on July 9, 2012 at 11:32 pm
  
  yea, you'd totally win the olympics in the shallow water races.
  
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  by malaka on July 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm
  
  HOW BOW-LEGGED ARE YOU? So awkward watching you walk never mind swim like your in the special Olympics.
  
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  by trustysandusky on July 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm
  
  6 to 10 foot waves? It's knee high you kook! Stick to typing on the keyboard. P.s. if you can't tell he's running on the sand bar your a complete moron, go slam your dick in the closest doorway.
  
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  by cawk gawd on July 10, 2012 at 10:07 pm
  
  nice baby bearing hips fatty
  
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  by simonc17 on July 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm
  
  fat ass
  
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