The constant pursuit of perfection….
trying to figure out whats bigger… her rack or your nose
Best picture in the history of Portnoy
i hope you copped a feel at least and didnt just squeeze her stomach the whole time
“Da fuck is this guy doing?” – that chick
No hover-arm like you had with Sophie Turner? Nice work.
everybody! do the vinegar strokes!
Renee is about to go Tonya Harding on this bitch
@milehigh303 her rack isnt even that big you faggot
Now that’s a Mayor!
New prof pic
Classic portnoy “O” face
“Um, can I get one gefilte fish to go, please?”
Funny how you’re dressed like James Bond, considering you’re probably the direct opposite when it comes to scoring with chicks.
Jenna Marbles is pursuing a LFL career?
Lookin’ pretty downs-y there, pres
PerSUIT. HAHAHAHAH pres puns
How long until somebody photoshops a dick in your mouth?
how sweet? too sweet.
mogul style form tackle
“one hot dog please”
All I know is that I’m not doing shit at work tomorrow until I see this footage.
how hard are you poking her as ass in this pick
i need the video of this NOW
What a jackass
Geeze…what a fool.
this has to be photo-shopped right?
Trying to figure out if this is photoshopped not…gotta be fake this picture is too perfect
You look like the retarded kid that just won the egg toss…..Nicely done David
How many Internet dollars is the First Lady going to get in the divorce settlement?
Fucking GOLD hahahahaha
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I want to sniff your pinky finger.
I bet you had to roll over and lay on your stomach for a while.
I might set that picture as my background, screen saver, and make it a poster on my wall. Hilarious, I need a backstory/video and I needed it 2 weeks ago.
She must have had a terrible cone drill/40 time if you were able to catch her.
Of course this is photo shopped it looks like he is wearing stockings. Damn good job though
WHY AREN’T YOU PROMOTING THE FACT THAT YOU ARE RUNNING FOR MAYOR, EVERY SINGLE DAY. NO ONE KNOW’S WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!
Nicely done. If you wore eye black with tux = hero status. Speaking of black, fire Mo
Is this the precise moment where her arm snapped like a twig? Women are fragile
We need video evidence of this ASAP.
Real or fake, fantastic picture.
I’m assuming its fake btw
Good ole Davo. Pounding out a football player on the side, Letterman style
needed footage of this yesterday
I’d say add this to the 25 Most Unflattering Celebrity Photo ad but I have to admit, I’m flattered at this picture.
looks like she broke the plane to me…maybe next time less mugging for the cameras more time concentrating on stuffing the ball carrier before the goal line
I can’t hate this. God that’s awesome. Video? Gif minimally?
I don’t understand it, but I respect the hell out of it.
Renee won’t be happy
No tit grab on the way down? Corec flag football in college it was almost automatic “oops I grabbed your shorts too” when going for the flag.. Rookie move.
There’s a Lingerie Bowl?
We need thousands of El Pres for El Mayor posters with this pic on it and we needed them yesterday.
Viva la rape culture t shirts get on it Jew boy
you brains got a think candy shell
I see you’re going in for the finger blast! Good move
I also wear spandex tights with a tuxedo
you look like a fat pauly shore
The tux. From chat roulette to red neck boxing to the lingerie bowl…the tux had seen some shit
are you wearing black pantyhose?
@jackburton don’t forget pres’ wedding.
What in the FUCK is going on
That picture screams lesbians and special olympics
Pretty dope picture. I’m surprised you figured out away to produce something cool with all your bullshit produced videos .
Horrible form on the rape…i mean tackle
I just commented the other day how pathetic it was how awful the pics were on here when photoshop was called for. Somebody from the outside did a decent job.
I need a Fathead of that shit — stat!
The Baltimore crab grab
ps…def photoshop…no wedding ring on tackling hand…you know he wouldn’t give up that gold
Lets talk more about how long ago we needed things. That joke never gets old….
Rape culture FTW
Commenters: if you say things like “we need it yesterday” “everyday of the week and twice on Sunday” “if so and so is wrong than I don’t want to be right” KILL YOURSELVES.
the word is “yes”
I need Philthisdick to shut the fuck up, and I needed it yesterday.
Otwisted, you’re probably a cool dude.
I forget. Is dry humping a 10 or a 15 yard penalty.
Is Jeff Ross your brother ?
That is a great Robert De Niro impersonation face, Pres.
@Philthisdick, I’m cool every day and twice on Sunday.
Tv reinforces your hideous features, face, hair, etc
double nose seven
does anybody know her name or did i miss that somewhere.
What just happened?
Nice coverage McCourty….Touchdown Bimbo!!
IS it me or does she have a huge fucking leg? Look at the size of that hambone!
here we go: http://itsalwayssunnyindetroit.com/2011/11/mtv-lingerie-football-league-to-give-fan-chance-to-tackle-player-at-lingerie-bowl-ix-halftime/.html
wow what a month for you! Everythings coming up Portnoy!
Whole lotta thigh.
Did you end up having to buy your rental pants after this?
BRAVO, Absolutely think this is fuckn awesome. This is some “most interesting man in the world” level shit.
have to say it’s real – from LFL official pics:
Did you teabag her after the tackle? Style points on or off for that move?
and @ bitchesbeingbitches confirmed with the youtube post above mine. But any good article needs 2 sources..
rape culture at its finest
I was sure that was fake until I watched the video. Still don’t know how you managed to strike that pose but I’m impressed.
@booradley where is the video?
n/m: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iX2OzgV0q0. priceless! can’t wait for the BSS video.
PurSUIT of ELECTION.
i cannot wait for this
Its El Prez’s World and we’re just living in it.. 1st the Bar Stool Combine. then metting his boy hood man crush , shutting down JVR.. now groping the stars of the Lingerie league.. next stop Mayor City
haha he booty clapped over top of her also
That picture right there sums you up pretty good
face of a mogul right there
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