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I Can’t Wait To Start Travelling The World For Free On Rich Chick’s Dime

Misstravel – MissTravel.com is the only online dating website for travelers, and more specifically, we match Generous travelers who hate to travel alone with Attractive travelers who would love the opportunity to travel the world for free. Traveling to exotic new places and experiencing new cultures can be so much fun especially when you have the money to travel, and you have someone attractive to travel with (especially when it is with someone you really like). MissTravel.com was built to solve the big travel dilemma, by matching Generous frequent flyers who have the money but lack company with Attractive travel lovers who don’t have the financial resources to do so.

Love it! Love it! Love it! I literally couldn’t sign up fast enough for this service when I found out about it. It’s fucking brilliant. Rich bitches just looking for some hot dick to travel the world with. Sign me the fuck up. Yeah I know I’m worth 2 million internet dollars and can probably afford to travel by myself, but who cares? If some chick wants to pay for me and get stuffed in the process who am I to say no? And the best part about this is I didn’t see any other “attractive males” on the site. Only attractive females. It’s like a got a monopoly on the attractive male market place or something. Seriously I think I’m the only hot guy on the whole fucking network. El Pres just playing absolute chess while everybody else is playing checkers. See you suckers in Bora Bora!

PS – Yes I really did sign up for this thing. And yes if some hot chick wants to go on vacation I’m game. First Lady who?

By elpresidente posted July 20th, 2012 at 10:18 AM

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by paul the pot eater on July 20, 2012 at 10:21 am

Everything about this is funny. Wait a minute....is it opposite day and no one told me?
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by vaginade on July 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

"Athletic", really? i must be a fucking Olympian then!
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by edjr on July 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

Hopefully she will bring you to America to learn English, you stupid motherfucker.
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by cantgetthestinkout on July 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

Those tits don't lie.
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by cmpride16 on July 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

i think this is for attractive woman looking to be spoiled by men
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by thewetbandits on July 20, 2012 at 10:30 am

I wonder what the over/under is on time it takes for this site to become an online milk carton of missing people. Have you never seen The Perfect Getaway?
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by StanSitwell on July 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

Yeah, everyone is right, nowhere does this site say it works the other way, Pres is just confused because it doesnt say its for female golddiggers looking for rich pathetic fat guys to shower them with cristal so they can take hot pics for their facebook profile.
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by TheDudeAbides on July 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

Pres is just hoping Adam Lambert becomes a member.
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by pawts on July 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

I'm sure you will make some rich guy a very good travel companion. Just hope you like it in the butt.
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by checkthisout on July 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

Pres you aren't really this stupid are you? PS - Nice tits
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by brickkilledaguy on July 20, 2012 at 10:42 am

ha pretty funny.
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by tr1d3nt on July 20, 2012 at 10:44 am

Profile looks great. Safe travels!
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by briar on July 20, 2012 at 10:45 am

Hahahaha! "I love watermelon, pizza, and pistachios"! That nails it!
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by simonc17 on July 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

get a fucking treadmill with a computer attached to it. whats your blood pressure?
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by Iron Eagle on July 20, 2012 at 10:50 am

Body type: Athletic. Way to steal a page right out of every fat girl's playbook.
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by wilburham on July 20, 2012 at 10:55 am

5 months from now pres will be sold as a sex slave, the good news lambert is the buyer
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by RageCall on July 20, 2012 at 10:59 am

Best online profile ever. Well done.
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by edjr on July 20, 2012 at 10:59 am

isn't everyone that is married, married but looking? fuck have you seen the divorce rates.
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by nepats1001 on July 20, 2012 at 11:01 am

hahahahahahha this is good. love it when i acutally LOL in my cubby. makes my friday much easier
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by reps30 on July 20, 2012 at 11:08 am

You fucking retard...did you miss the part on the website that says "Join now it's free and 100% for WOMEN". Fail!
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by Medways Finest on July 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

moobs for days!!!!!
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by EZBreezey2222 on July 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

basically this is a website for johns and hookers who want to skip the whole 'pulling up to a girl on a street conrer and negotiating' step. got to love the internet
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by tripp_mcneely on July 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

hilarious profile, nice job jew.
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by jkl1677 on July 20, 2012 at 11:30 am

Hilarious but did anyone else notice he left out his weight
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by Kenny Tyler on July 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

You wife must be the biggest joke in the world
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by Evil One on July 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

If your idea of a good time is removing sand and 72 year old sperm from your ass than Bora Bora should be a blast
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by JW Pepper on July 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

you afraid to cross the pond?? I don't see you wanting to visit palastine! i think you'd enjoy it there. typical fucking jew looking for free shit.
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by elcunado on July 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

this is one of the funniest things you've done in a while. i actually laughed out loud
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by thekid29 on July 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Didn't have a spot to put your bra size huh?
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by Frank The Tank on July 20, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Straight fire pres, laughed out loud at the profile pic then the married but looking line -- A+
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by meowmix on July 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

A+ blog
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by patsfan26 on July 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Why would you expect any attractive males on that site anyways? They say they match generous people with attractive people. Obviously the generous people are dudes and the attractive people are chicks
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by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on July 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I could be wrong, but I think by "attractive" they meant "attractive."
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by phallus on July 20, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Married but looking - A
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by Harry Johnson on July 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

This is hilarious and a great idea. Says alot about our society that "Married but Looking" is an option for relationship status.
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by koberapes on July 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Solid gold. And right edjr. This is actually natural for non- homosexual men. Monogamy is not a natural state of existence for men. The old adage about how you get sick of prime rib if you eat it every day applies. If I hit the lottery I want 12 woman - one for each month of the year. Other than that I can't afford the one I have.
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by terroristical on July 20, 2012 at 4:34 pm

How much did you get paid to advertise this site?
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by classless on July 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Do you hate Europe or something?
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by cantgetthestinkout on July 20, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Guess That Rack
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by sbritton20 on July 21, 2012 at 1:09 am

Only attractive male till this guy signs up, monopoly my ass
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