Misstravel – MissTravel.com is the only online dating website for travelers, and more specifically, we match Generous travelers who hate to travel alone with Attractive travelers who would love the opportunity to travel the world for free. Traveling to exotic new places and experiencing new cultures can be so much fun especially when you have the money to travel, and you have someone attractive to travel with (especially when it is with someone you really like). MissTravel.com was built to solve the big travel dilemma, by matching Generous frequent flyers who have the money but lack company with Attractive travel lovers who don’t have the financial resources to do so.
Love it! Love it! Love it! I literally couldn’t sign up fast enough for this service when I found out about it. It’s fucking brilliant. Rich bitches just looking for some hot dick to travel the world with. Sign me the fuck up. Yeah I know I’m worth 2 million internet dollars and can probably afford to travel by myself, but who cares? If some chick wants to pay for me and get stuffed in the process who am I to say no? And the best part about this is I didn’t see any other “attractive males” on the site. Only attractive females. It’s like a got a monopoly on the attractive male market place or something. Seriously I think I’m the only hot guy on the whole fucking network. El Pres just playing absolute chess while everybody else is playing checkers. See you suckers in Bora Bora!
PS – Yes I really did sign up for this thing. And yes if some hot chick wants to go on vacation I’m game. First Lady who?