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Cha Ching! Jew gold! Looks like I just paid for my trip to Nantucket.
Who wakes up in the morning and puts on a shirt like this? Inconceivable!
What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
Wasnt quite sure but i thought it was jaws. Maybe put “here’s johnny” on the back. Gold
you can’t afford to go to Nantucket without making a lousy t-shirt…you’re a bad jew
Shoulda been a Swimming With Bow Legged Woman shirt.
haters gonna hate
Like to prove that, wouldn’t you? Get your name into the National Geographic.
Hooper is kind of a tool. Farewell and adiue to you fare Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu ladies of Spain. Most memorable quote of the movie for me.
Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.
Will that fit on a tank top?
Don’t forget your rubbers Chief!
Christ, you must be staying in a fucking dump.
The shirt should say “Put the fire out , Chief” and you fucking know it.
Is that the movie about retards? no thanks pres I’m not 50 years old
Way to put a stain on, quite possibly, the greatest movie ever. Every shirt you make sucks. They absolutely do crack me up though. Who can forget “These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty” or the immortal “Go! Falcon Go!”
at least 5 better quotes in the movie than this
If they don’t like you going out, they’ll love you comin’ in!
Just trash. Do a follow up blog with how many lunatics actually purchased this for $24.
do you even jaws bro? quint has much better lines than this
For 36 years pres has kept his virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity
and out of all the great Quint quotes you could have gone with you picked one of the less memorable ones…this site is all about the sluts right? as well as wholesome wifey material college chicks (those exist? potato sack I believe we call them) “Here’s to swimmin’ with bow legged women” is a much more “Stoolish” quote to go with
i’ve bought 3 shirts from you. every one of them has been un-wearable. massive neck hole, tiny sleeves, incredibly wide. hope you see this and make some changes.
Sorry, folks, but Jewbaca has done well here. Between “Utah! Get me two!” and this new one, I’d say pres is now batting .028 in lifetime t-shirt ideas average.
You have city hands prez, you been counting money all your life.
Fuck em all Pres! Solid T!
Here’s to swimming with bow legged women.
I have lost the C.H. sized slice of respect I reluctantly had for you. Jerk.
I’m not talkin’ ’bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout sharkin’!
or in Pres’ case he’s talkin’ ’bout scamming for a livin’ he’s talkin’ ’bout Jewin
Jesus fucking Christ all your T-shirts are absolutely horrible.
whoa, better make some room next to the ball don’t lie shirts.
I’m waiting for the Jaws 3-D shirt
bradyanderson nailed it, wrong quote.
next pimp my look winner is whoever buys this shirt
You have the face only a Jew mother could love. You make shirts only Jew gays could love. I don’t like Jewish ppl.
Not like going down the pond chasin bluegills and tommycods.
Ever see a sharks eyes cheify?
Delivered the bomb
Seems like the kinda shirt Jerry Thornton would wear
Kind of surprised this wasn’t a “Feel Like I Could Kick It To The Moon” kickball shirt. Too wordy but you could do like “Lunar Bomb” and a kickball or something. Whatever, jew gold it up.
Hot Ice eats this shit for breakfast
terrible, just terrible
Here’s to swimming with bow legged women
Wow, found a couple but design is completely different. I’m truly shocked.
if this tshirt is paying for nantucket for a month, youre not doing it right.
More unlicensed movie shirts? If you weren’t a jew you woulda already been sued.
Wow these are pretty fucking stupid. Barstool T-shirt model: 1) Select random from random movie 2) Make color silhouette of actor’s face so there’s no lawsuit 3) print it on a tank top. Boom, sell shirts to 10 idiot college kids.
I remember the first time I watched Jaws.
When you have to post a video clip with the line in it, it probably isn’t a memorable line and nobody will get it. Big Cat’s rookie of the year shirt is better. Nice try though.
Actually not a bad shirt….I’m guessing though I will google it and find 10 other companies selling the same thing. No way you just thought of this. Be back in a minute.
we’re gonna need a bigger nose
I’d rather buy a gift card to Hot Topic
We need more NY shirts and less retarded shirts.
You must be taking a day trip!
Hooper, ya idiot! Starboard, ain’t'cha watchin?
another original idea! how do you keep coming up with these things?!?
I highly doubt these would even buy you a bagel.
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