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Cha Ching! Jew gold! Looks like I just paid for my trip to Nantucket.
I highly doubt these would even buy you a bagel.
another original idea! how do you keep coming up with these things?!?
Hooper, ya idiot! Starboard, ain’t'cha watchin?
You must be taking a day trip!
We need more NY shirts and less retarded shirts.
I’d rather buy a gift card to Hot Topic
we’re gonna need a bigger nose
Actually not a bad shirt….I’m guessing though I will google it and find 10 other companies selling the same thing. No way you just thought of this. Be back in a minute.
When you have to post a video clip with the line in it, it probably isn’t a memorable line and nobody will get it. Big Cat’s rookie of the year shirt is better. Nice try though.
I remember the first time I watched Jaws.
Wow these are pretty fucking stupid. Barstool T-shirt model: 1) Select random from random movie 2) Make color silhouette of actor’s face so there’s no lawsuit 3) print it on a tank top. Boom, sell shirts to 10 idiot college kids.
More unlicensed movie shirts? If you weren’t a jew you woulda already been sued.
if this tshirt is paying for nantucket for a month, youre not doing it right.
Wow, found a couple but design is completely different. I’m truly shocked.
Here’s to swimming with bow legged women
terrible, just terrible
Hot Ice eats this shit for breakfast
Kind of surprised this wasn’t a “Feel Like I Could Kick It To The Moon” kickball shirt. Too wordy but you could do like “Lunar Bomb” and a kickball or something. Whatever, jew gold it up.
Seems like the kinda shirt Jerry Thornton would wear
Delivered the bomb
Ever see a sharks eyes cheify?
Not like going down the pond chasin bluegills and tommycods.
You have the face only a Jew mother could love. You make shirts only Jew gays could love. I don’t like Jewish ppl.
next pimp my look winner is whoever buys this shirt
bradyanderson nailed it, wrong quote.
I’m waiting for the Jaws 3-D shirt
whoa, better make some room next to the ball don’t lie shirts.
Jesus fucking Christ all your T-shirts are absolutely horrible.
I’m not talkin’ ’bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout sharkin’!
or in Pres’ case he’s talkin’ ’bout scamming for a livin’ he’s talkin’ ’bout Jewin
I have lost the C.H. sized slice of respect I reluctantly had for you. Jerk.
Here’s to swimming with bow legged women.
Fuck em all Pres! Solid T!
You have city hands prez, you been counting money all your life.
Sorry, folks, but Jewbaca has done well here. Between “Utah! Get me two!” and this new one, I’d say pres is now batting .028 in lifetime t-shirt ideas average.
i’ve bought 3 shirts from you. every one of them has been un-wearable. massive neck hole, tiny sleeves, incredibly wide. hope you see this and make some changes.
and out of all the great Quint quotes you could have gone with you picked one of the less memorable ones…this site is all about the sluts right? as well as wholesome wifey material college chicks (those exist? potato sack I believe we call them) “Here’s to swimmin’ with bow legged women” is a much more “Stoolish” quote to go with
For 36 years pres has kept his virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity
do you even jaws bro? quint has much better lines than this
Just trash. Do a follow up blog with how many lunatics actually purchased this for $24.
If they don’t like you going out, they’ll love you comin’ in!
at least 5 better quotes in the movie than this
Way to put a stain on, quite possibly, the greatest movie ever. Every shirt you make sucks. They absolutely do crack me up though. Who can forget “These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty” or the immortal “Go! Falcon Go!”
Is that the movie about retards? no thanks pres I’m not 50 years old
The shirt should say “Put the fire out , Chief” and you fucking know it.
Christ, you must be staying in a fucking dump.
Don’t forget your rubbers Chief!
Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.
Will that fit on a tank top?
Hooper is kind of a tool. Farewell and adiue to you fare Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu ladies of Spain. Most memorable quote of the movie for me.
Like to prove that, wouldn’t you? Get your name into the National Geographic.
haters gonna hate
Shoulda been a Swimming With Bow Legged Woman shirt.
you can’t afford to go to Nantucket without making a lousy t-shirt…you’re a bad jew
Wasnt quite sure but i thought it was jaws. Maybe put “here’s johnny” on the back. Gold
What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
Who wakes up in the morning and puts on a shirt like this? Inconceivable!
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