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   by Numero Two on May 18, 2012 at 9:11 am

   Screamers are awesome. Almost as awesome as Screaming Spinners.  They sound like they are talking into a fan.

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   by captain_smitty on May 18, 2012 at 9:33 am

   "the huge D in apartment C..." well played sir, well played indeed.

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   by truth9924 on May 18, 2012 at 10:12 am

   that sounds like your mom

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   by stro on May 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

   I hate when my neighbor records my action. I'd prefer he would just get video.

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   by Will I am Not on May 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

   Numero Two, we need to hang out more   PS i bet that chick is a fucking animal , i would love to feed her some blackdude dick, balls and some yummy cum

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   by StanSitwell on May 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

   this is great shaming, but he should put the sign all around her building so all the neighbors will go and listen to her oscar caliber acting

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   by kris10 on May 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

   This is what the tenants upstairs sound like when they exercise above my office

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   by why is it red and swolen on May 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

   Wilburham, nice story.  STFU.

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   by EZBreezey2222 on May 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

   theyre on the internets? theres more than 1???? i can only imagine how much shit ive missed!

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    by bostonworm on May 18, 2012 at 10:33 am

    sounds like me back in the day when I actually gave a shit about my fucking ability, now the quicker I come the better for me = more sleep and less energy spent, gimme that nut!  

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    by whitneyhoustonswimteam on May 18, 2012 at 10:36 am

    She sounds like a fatty.

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    by mctrippy on May 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

    "Hey if I could fuck like this guy I’d never shut the windows either"   So you can't fuck for 23 seconds?...haha...zap.

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    by macfunden on May 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

    A lil while back I had 3 girls living below me. I used to hear one of them getting stuffed all the time. Once a different one came up to use my printer for something and while she was in the office, which was above the  bedroom she heard her roommate getting punished as usual. They weren't so friendly after that...like if i did something wrong. Friggin' whores   Yeah I kno... "cool story bro" ...save it.

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    by why is it red and swolen on May 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

    One time in college back in 1986, my roommate got laid and I almost didn't watch.

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    by otwisted on May 18, 2012 at 10:42 am

    What are the odds this guy's neighbor was really just beating off and the noise was from his computer speakers being too loud while he was watching YouJizz?

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    by whitneyhoustonswimteam on May 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

    You know what, otwisted might be dead on. That definitely does sound like a pornstar moan and it's coming in pretty clear too.

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    by StanSitwell on May 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

    It is definitely over-acting.  Like yes, its possible for a chick to just be in that much ecstasy, but more than likely, her ex is the guy who lives upstairs and recorded it and she just wanted to stick it to him

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    by klusk66 on May 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

    The best part of this is gonna be when the dude who recorded this audio gets a knock on the door from the cops and they arrest him for recording audio without permission.  That's gonna be hilarious.

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    by Harry Johnson on May 18, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    I need to do this to my parents next time I'm home.

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    by wilburham on May 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I college I shared a wall with a group if hit chicks so I would play porn over the speakers to make sure they heard and thought I fucked like a champ. Ended up banging 2 of them they were defiantly disappointed

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    by davemacinnh on May 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    If anything this guy isn't getting laid. I had neighbors like this before and you k ow what I did? I beat off imagining I was the one fucking the chick. If you can't think on the fly then what's the point in living right?

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    by koberapes on May 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Lay down the hammer and make 'em squeal Stoolies! It's the weekend!

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    by peopleschamp8 on May 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Agree it's prob some fat white chick

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on May 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    @macfunden Tell us another story bro!!!

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    by occupy my nutsack on May 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    23 seconds, that guy is a champ.

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    by classless on May 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    Sounds like a definite doggy style pounding.

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    by 5MinuteMajor on May 21, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Just once I'd like a chick to respond like that. . . faking or real, I don't care.

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