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And the answer is the dancing destroyer, the king of sting, the Count of Monte Cristo, the master of disaster…..Candice Swanepoel. Real talk for a minute. If you told me I could fuck Candice Swanepoel but I’d automatically get Aids I wouldn’t even hesitate. Biggest no brainer in the history of earth. I wouldn’t care what happened to me the rest of my life. I could die a happy, fulfilled man.
PS – I’m totally going to tweet at Candice that I love that little dent she has on her ass. I’m like 9,000% sure she’ll reply to that and we’ll twitter fuck again.
By elpresidente posted January 30th, 2013 at 12:20 PM
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  by phil leotardo on January 30, 2013 at 12:23 pm
  I thought Jews were supposed to be smart? Its "reply" you dirty penny pincher.
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  by dirtyfrank on January 30, 2013 at 12:24 pm
  wld love to fill that ASS dimple w/ my GOOO !!!!
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  by snailtrail291 on January 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm
  why is everybody always hating on the jews? I fucking hate all you who believe in fairy tales.
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  by ruletheaiir on January 30, 2013 at 12:30 pm
  outstanding
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  by jdarts85 on January 30, 2013 at 12:31 pm
  Lord have mercy.
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  by ande12333 on January 30, 2013 at 12:31 pm
  master of disASSter... dont know how you f'd that one up
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  by jdarts85 on January 30, 2013 at 12:32 pm
  Only thing missing was The Masters theme playing in the background. That, my friends, is perfection.
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  by go broons on January 30, 2013 at 12:34 pm
  Candice is a 10. Gorgeous.
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  by hawkeyenation23 on January 30, 2013 at 12:35 pm
  If she let me fuck her, I would let her keep my dick. Just lop it off and throw it away for all I care... I'm never going to use it again. She is perfection.
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  by jbruggs on January 30, 2013 at 12:36 pm
  That looks like the mark of a shot injection, like MMR shot. Or just an ugly birthmark.
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  by jdarts85 on January 30, 2013 at 12:39 pm
  jbruggs, you're an ugly birthmark on society.
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  by spghost on January 30, 2013 at 12:40 pm
  that's funny, I just texted renee to apologize for the dent I left on her ass...
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  by beanflicka on January 30, 2013 at 12:41 pm
  B grade face n ass. That is all
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  by 5MinuteMajor on January 30, 2013 at 12:41 pm
  Would love to see her dykeing-out with the ring girl from the Hillbilly Throw Down....
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  by massholio prime on January 30, 2013 at 12:43 pm
  If you told me I could fuck Candice Swanepoel but you'd automatically get Aids I wouldn%u2019t even hesitate.
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  by yankssux on January 30, 2013 at 12:46 pm
  nice hard on she has in one of the frontal pics.
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  by revolting blob69 on January 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
  didn't even make it half way through the pictures and I creamed my jeans
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  by funky pickle on January 30, 2013 at 12:50 pm
  All of her back hair could be black and I still would.....
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  by Brick Tamland on January 30, 2013 at 1:00 pm
  That pic with the cotton candy bathing suit looks like she's got some large labia. Love me some floppy curtains...
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  by mdb20 on January 30, 2013 at 1:18 pm
  Bet her puss tastes like strawberriea
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  by imtough on January 30, 2013 at 1:42 pm
  wow, someone else mentions back hair so when I try to I am told that it's a duplicate post, this site is really engineered by geniuses...
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  by the gilz nilz on January 30, 2013 at 1:45 pm
  i'd like to eat a bowl of frosted mini wheats out of that ass dimple
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  by nickgerdik on January 30, 2013 at 1:47 pm
  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY EYES ARE MELTING!
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  by kickthepuppy on January 30, 2013 at 1:54 pm
  Nice to see you've taken GTA over again pres. Now I have a game for you: Guess That Faggot Barstool Writer.And the answer is the dancing dicksucker, the king of cock-gobbling, the Count of Taking It In The Ass, the Master of Pride Parades%u2026..Feitelberg.
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  by chickmagnet11 on January 30, 2013 at 2:03 pm
  i'm not even an ass guy, but i'm in heaven
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  by romramone on January 30, 2013 at 2:08 pm
  I'd eat my cereal out of that ass dimple daily....once the restraining order was lifted.
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  by barrylird on January 30, 2013 at 2:15 pm
  Next thing you know chicks will be gouging a chunk out of their left ass cheek so they can be more like Candice.
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  by Andrew DiCerbo on January 30, 2013 at 3:13 pm
  holy cameltoe
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  by jimmydistoolio on January 30, 2013 at 3:28 pm
  Her ass dimple is a telltale sign
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  by asshole617 on January 30, 2013 at 3:56 pm
  i want to stick my nose up her butthole
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  by Chuck Norrises Dick on January 30, 2013 at 4:40 pm
  Got.to.love the staff infection scar on her ass, or she hada boil removed
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  by bumfights69 on January 30, 2013 at 5:03 pm
  I'd suck that dimple out
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  by gus watab on January 30, 2013 at 5:46 pm
  This is unreal!! http://hollywoodreservoir.com/angelcandice You're welcome!
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  by davidwhite on January 30, 2013 at 8:08 pm
  nice ass , but what about the package in front
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  by fucknuts on January 30, 2013 at 9:52 pm
  The peach fuzz on her ass makes my dick quiver
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  by TheGuy on January 30, 2013 at 10:26 pm
  there are 50 girls hotter than her at the whiskey priest every friday and saturday night in the summer
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  by mrmurphy8 on January 31, 2013 at 1:00 am
  and.....i need a new keyboard
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  by BallbagSkillet on January 31, 2013 at 8:52 am
  Luscious. And her labia majora are significant.
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  by litchester on January 31, 2013 at 10:22 am
  Who's the lucky bastard tossing that salad? We know Prez isn't.
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  by dustman on January 31, 2013 at 1:14 pm
  holy tolito!!
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  by sbbeerguy on January 31, 2013 at 8:28 pm
  perfection....period
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