And the answer is Alex Morgan. Ah the under water ass shot. The rarest ass shot of them all. The White Whale of ass shots so to speak. Only discussed in hushed corners of bars. Sailors have dedicated their entire lives hunting for this mythological beast without success. Truly a wonder to behold when spotted in the wild.
PS – No titties, no problem. I don’t even care that I think Alex Morgan’s face is over rated because soccer player asses trump all other asses in the world. Top 10 ass right here boys and girls. Enjoy it.