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   by SlapHappy on September 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

   Wouldn't you need to learn how to surf before you could "shred the gnar"?

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   by terror-on-broad29 on September 26, 2012 at 1:16 pm

   Sit on my face and never get up

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   by rubberfister9 on September 26, 2012 at 1:19 pm

   I'd be the Monica to her Bill anyday!

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   by donkey show on September 26, 2012 at 1:19 pm

   such an odd existence, married 35 year old saxophone nose that daydreams in a public journal and 19yr old broskys lap it up. i much prefer anonymous internet poster life

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   by edjr on September 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm

   wow

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   by 4guys1barstool on September 26, 2012 at 1:22 pm

   I'd like to wax her board

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   by bdemps15 on September 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

   After you shred the gnar, she could help pick the seaweed out of your nose. 

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   by nawtymassarawty on September 26, 2012 at 1:27 pm

   I'd hit it.

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   by philsh33 on September 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

   No idea what gnar is but if she has one i'd shred it

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    by jeah on September 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Prez, you honestly could not be more of a hardo when it comes to surfing. We get it, you've surfed before. Good for you, really. I was actually very impressed the first time you posted about surfing. Surfing is something everyone who doesn't have a retarded irrational fear of the ocean should do. But jesus h fuck dude, stop telling everyone about it. Just shred the gnar on your own time and post videos of the pros/classic interview fails. PS she is so far out of any of our leagues

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    by nickesaskyskid on September 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    wait, you surf?  and no, sitting on a board 100 feet off lynn beach during a squall doesn't count.

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    by corylidleflymehome on September 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Shred the gnar = suck adam lambert's cock

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    by roadbuilding on September 26, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I think her butt is nice

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    by RTBIGD on September 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Might be the best set of legs these eyes have seen

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    by Monsterzero on September 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Dear God, Please send more heart attacks. Thanks, everybody on earth.

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    by lookoutcookout on September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    I'd dip my fries in her urine.

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    by cantgetthestinkout on September 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Oh my God. If I were in death row my last meal request would be those bikini bottoms.

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    by piratesalsa on September 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    It's Alana and while she's definitely in the top three of hottest surfers there are others. Google Monyca byrne-Wickey, Laura Enever, Bruna Schmitz, and Coco Ho and go from there. Enjoy.

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    by piratesalsa on September 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Oh and gnar is a snow term not a surf term. C'mon ep if you're trying not to be a poseur use the correct vernacular.

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    by nyfan1 on September 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    damn, she is hot as hell. she would be great for some morning would http://cubetitans.com/morning-would/

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    by cbr00ksie on September 26, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    jesus can you fucking read, pres? even if you could, you wouldn't be able to read the text in this post.

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on September 26, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Nailed It!

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    by valbroski on September 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    I'd let her stand there while I spanked it on her surfboard

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    by Chuck Norrises Dick on September 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    I would pull every grain of samd out of her ass with my tongue 1 grain of sand at a time!

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    by dustman on September 26, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    This girl is fuckign hot

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    by realnews on September 26, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Hilarious > http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/players-distraught-by-abundant-opportunities-in-lovely-europe/

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    by micheal on September 26, 2012 at 8:27 pm

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    by 4fingermunson on September 26, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    Eric, if you're in here: We're all going to Marty's after the movie.

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    by dante scarnecchia on September 27, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I would untie her balloon knot with my tongue

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