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And the answer is Jessica Biel. God have mercy. I’ve been doing Barstool Sports for 7 or 8 years now. Lots of chicks have come and gone. Nobody and I mean nobody has been as dominant this entire decade as Jessica Biel. She was the #1 hottest chick on the planet in 2004 and she’s still the hottest chick on the planet in 2012. Everything about her is perfect from her face to that ass. She’s Jordan, Babe Ruth, and Jim Brown all rolled into one. I’m just glad when I’m old and grey I’ll be able to tell my grand kids I saw her play in her prime.
By elpresidente posted June 25th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
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  by cantgetthestinkout on June 25, 2012 at 12:58 pm
  11/10
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  by romramone on June 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm
  I saw the pic & literally said "Holy shit!" out loud. That is amazing. Still looks as good as she did in "Summer Catch".
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  by dougfunnie on June 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm
  Poetry in pictures.
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  by Pete In NC on June 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
  O'Neill should be calling her any day now for an endorsement deal...would be in their best interest.
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  by G-Dub on June 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
  Fuck you Timberlake...fuck you!
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  by andyrooneyisagod on June 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
  speechless.
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  by Dino Bravo on June 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm
  No mas. GTA for the week is wrapped up.
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  by tornopen on June 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm
  I. Am. In. Love.
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  by hardwhite on June 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm
  I'd let her fart in my dinner
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  by kurt russell on June 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm
  i just came in my cereal and i wasn't even drinking any
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  by thelarrymullenband on June 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm
  Sweet baby jesus. Also, BoStonema, hilarious.
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  by supergrover on June 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm
  yes, that ass is ridiculous...Biel is strange because as soon as i forget about her, and oh, Biel just did some other sappy movie, or some other chicks come around who might be knocking on the door, but then BAM, here come these pics and you're like, maybe she still has the best ass out there....
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  by mr. poon on June 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm
  Greatest GTA in the history of mankind.
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  by afitzgerald955 on June 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
  Hey pres, you need to have kids before you have grandkids. I don't think you know how reproduction works.
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  by liguy10 on June 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm
  Sweet fancy Moses!
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  by klusk66 on June 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm
  Holy Mother of God, HELL YES! Simply amazing.
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  by yougotrondod on June 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
  Id suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
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  by darklighter on June 25, 2012 at 2:06 pm
  I remember Pedro in 99 Classless and in no way was his ass as nice as Biel's dumper.
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  by nyfan1 on June 25, 2012 at 2:09 pm
  that ass is great, but imagine if she did one of those cleavage challenge things http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
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  by fasulo612@yahoo.com on June 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm
  Good goll miss molly, Let me give it a tickle wit my pickle
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  by Martin Blank on June 25, 2012 at 2:14 pm
  Thank a lineman,..."no, you don't"
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  by ClarenceWhorley on June 25, 2012 at 2:27 pm
  How can anyone forget how ugly she really looks, great ass but like ScarJo she is soooo overated. Click the link and tell me she is hot? http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Biel/Jessica-Biel-No-Makeup.jpg
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  by mandozameatmarket on June 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm
  She can soft serve right in my mouth
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  by bababooey7 on June 25, 2012 at 2:55 pm
  I'd send five 10 year old boys to Sandusky's football camp, then to a Catholic priests weekend church camp and then to a boy scout retreat in the mountains just to have her sit on my face for 10 minutes.
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  by newenglandfan on June 25, 2012 at 2:56 pm
  well, now every GTA the rest of the week is going to be a let down
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  by Mike Felger on June 25, 2012 at 3:26 pm
  Chipwrecks, Think you've had a touch of cock in the ass.
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  by Mike Felger on June 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm
  In that case, you really don't know from experience now, do you?
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  by BaconStrip on June 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm
  Mike Felger...don't know movie quotes, eh?
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  by budderall on June 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm
  Taking all three of the sites that do GTA into consideration, I think today was the best overall GTA on the stool in quite some time. Well done.
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  by BoStoneman on June 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm
  Glad I'm on lunch for this one, don't wanna be knocking my keyboard halfway across the office
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  by mccish13 on June 25, 2012 at 5:02 pm
  Mmmm daddy like
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  by kickthepuppy on June 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm
  Would you LOOK at the shitter on that critter!!!
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  by Chubbs Peterson on June 25, 2012 at 5:29 pm
  My peterson has a chubby
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  by hurricanehutch on June 25, 2012 at 5:35 pm
  And everyone always told me no one is perfect.
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  by classless on June 25, 2012 at 5:43 pm
  Pedro in 1999 = Biel's ass
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  by thank_a_lineman on June 25, 2012 at 5:56 pm
  That Jessica Biel is one fine piece of ass. I know from experience.
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  by traumanyc on June 25, 2012 at 5:56 pm
  Lord Jezuz its a fire!
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  by nychupacabra on June 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm
  Hall of Famer. First ballot.
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  by chipwrecks on June 25, 2012 at 6:49 pm
  She looks to have a touch of Down Syndrome in the face
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  by fucknuts on June 25, 2012 at 6:59 pm
  oh my lawd
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  by thank_a_lineman on June 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm
  @martin. No, no, no i dont but a guy i know he and her got it on.
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  by thank_a_lineman on June 25, 2012 at 8:28 pm
  @allthenomoviequoteknowingdildointheasslovingdouches No, no, no they didnt but you can imagine what it would be like. Farley would so motor boat Dat Ass! For days
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  by dubsfan on June 25, 2012 at 8:46 pm
  I'm a HUGE SF Giants fan. I was lucky enough to be at Matt Cain's perfect game a week and a half ago. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Now it has been topped. Holy shit in my pants this is fuckin hot. I wanna jerk off to these pics and then never touch my dick again.
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  by rexisfat on June 25, 2012 at 10:46 pm
  I mean she's obviously hot, but waaaaaaaay over-fuckin-rated!!!! Not even in my top 50. I know, I must have the gheys.
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  by koberapes on June 25, 2012 at 11:19 pm
  Amazing
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  by ilovebarstoolsports on June 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm
  O-VER-RAT-ED [clap, clap, clapclapclap], O-VER-RAT-ED [clap, clap, clapclapclap], O-VER-RAT-ED [clap, clap, clapclapclap].... this chick's face is GROSS. possibly the worst face in hollywood of "hot chicks." the body is right all day, but i'm just astonished that anyone finds her face attractive. some days she looks like a dog, some days she looks like a man...but NEVER a pretty woman. like it's to the point where i feel like i'm taking crazy pills when no one else sees that.
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  by hookerhaymaker on June 27, 2012 at 10:41 am
  you could literally have her as GTA 3x a week and I wouldn't get sick of her. DEFCON 1 Smoke
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  by provcity1 on June 27, 2012 at 5:48 pm
  If Beil looks like she has down syndrome, then I want to fuck a retard.
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  by terroristical on June 29, 2012 at 2:20 am
  Not my type but can't deny she gets better and better with every year.
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