And the answer is Jessica Biel. God have mercy. I’ve been doing Barstool Sports for 7 or 8 years now. Lots of chicks have come and gone. Nobody and I mean nobody has been as dominant this entire decade as Jessica Biel. She was the #1 hottest chick on the planet in 2004 and she’s still the hottest chick on the planet in 2012. Everything about her is perfect from her face to that ass. She’s Jordan, Babe Ruth, and Jim Brown all rolled into one. I’m just glad when I’m old and grey I’ll be able to tell my grand kids I saw her play in her prime.