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Groom Gets Caught Fucking A Waitress At His Own Wedding

Austriantimes – A boozed up groom, 27, was caught having sex with a waitress in the kitchen at his wedding reception just hours after tying the knot in Feldkirch, Austria. The groom was caught by the father of the bride when he went looking for him in the kitchen. After seeing what the young man was doing he stopped the party, and told all the guests to go home. The bride now wants a quick divorce – but has been told she will have to wait six months under Austrian law.

Listen people can say whatever they want about this guy. Yeah it’s probably not a great idea to bang a waitress at your own wedding, blah, blah, blah. But god damn if I don’t respect it. I mean how the fuck did this guy find the time to do this? Seriously I don’t think I had 5 seconds to myself at my own wedding. If the First Lady wasn’t bossing me around, my mother was. If my mother wasn’t telling me what to do my nana was. You just got to be on at all times. Kissing babies and smiling for cameras. So for this bro to find the time to sneak out and stick his dick in a waitress is pretty fucking impressive. Haters gonna hate. Slaters gonna slate.

PS – I bet 95% of waitresses at weddings would be down to fuck the groom. Big time power move. Like if I worked at a wedding place I’d spit game at the bride 100 out of 100 times. Taboo sex for FTW

By elpresidente posted June 18th, 2012 at 9:30 AM

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by hardwhite on June 18, 2012 at 10:01 am
not only did he have time to get it on but he had time to spit enough game at the bitch to get her to come with him... that's some next level shit. just lettin the whole party know, he's here to fuck and that's it.
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by Kenny Tyler on June 18, 2012 at 10:06 am
Keep posting pictures of baby dick and you can live your dream of being a waiter in no time
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by Evil One on June 18, 2012 at 10:13 am
Nothing worse than Nana's wanting to play "tickle the clam" when your buddies are around
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by shmaaa on June 18, 2012 at 10:22 am
So for this bro to find the time to sneak out and stick his dick in a waitress is pretty fucking impressive. Getting immediately caught by the BRIDE'S FATHER is not impressive.
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by torch on June 18, 2012 at 11:01 am
taboo sex for for the win? ok press
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by bedlambikes on June 18, 2012 at 11:03 am
Bro should have offered up the waitresses mouth to the brides father. Both men unload and call it a draw. No harm, no foul.
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by tornopen on June 18, 2012 at 11:36 am
at my wedding, my wife's big titty cougar twice-married-but-now-single aunt got shitfaced, and slow danced with me... had those delicious freckled 50 year old over sized melons rubbing all over me... I popped wood on the dance floor.... I think she may have fucked one of my cousins later that night, but he apparently has some class and he won't fucking confirm or talk about it. This story doesn't really apply to this article, but I just wish I fucked her in the coatroom that night; I think I had a shot.
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by icculusisdead on June 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Haha bedlam, you're so right. Nothing helps cooler heads prevail like an offer at a good ole fashioned wobbly H.
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by thatnikkuh010 on June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm
BOSS MOVE
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by cookie puss on June 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Must have been a little awkward when his new father-in-law walked in. The guy just spent probably $50,000 on the wedding and he walks in on you plowing the waitress. Should be a Southwest Airlines "Want to get a way" commercial.
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by bruinsin2009 on June 18, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Hey Jew the f in ftw is for...
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by andersmb on June 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm
too bad for you it took you losing your virginity on your wedding night to find out you only need 3 seconds
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by notharrypotter on June 18, 2012 at 9:11 pm
cookie puss i smell a youtube vid in the making
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by redredwine99 on June 19, 2012 at 2:40 am
A+++++ jew, im impressed, what else can u pull out of that big fuckin beak of yours. if you have more A+ material fuckin pull'er out. nice job pres
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