Florida – No criminal charges will be filed against Arnold High School’s Athletic Director. Bay District Schools Superintendent Bill Husfelt has suspended Karisa Wesley for what the school district calls an inappropriate relationship with a student. The Bay County Sheriff’s Office says there is no proof that relationship included sex before the student was 18. Karisa Wesley’s career started to unravel two weeks ago when a former Arnold High School teacher sent a letter to the school district. The e-mail contained a letter from a former student, identified as student #1, that says he and his best friend, student #2, smoked with Wesley and another teacher on multiple occasions, stayed the night and drank with them. He also says he heard student #2 “pound (Wesley) more than 10 times.” This alleged relationship began in 2011, when the two teenagers were students at Arnold High and before Wesley was named the Athletic Director.
Is there no honor among thieves any more? I mean, I can see Whitey Bulger turning rat, because he’s a homicidal, drug-peddling goon. I can see ARod ratting on Ryan Braun, because he’s despicable, from his oil painting Centaur selfie to him yelling “I got it” on a pop up while running the bases. I expect guys like those to be cheese eaters. But a Florida teacher dropping a dime on a Florida teacher for banging a student? There’s no integrity left in the world any more if the women of America’s Sex Scandal Teacher State start turning on each other. All I can imagine is she must be just be too ugly to get invited to four-way MILF/teenager smoking and booze parties. And if that’s the case, she’s got no business being a teacher in in a great place like Florida.
Looks: Um, sure. I guess. I mean, she’s got the skin of Magda from “There’s Something About Mary.” But that’s nothing a little moisturizer and gallons of SPF 70 couldn’t fix. And she’s a volleyball coach, so you know there’s a body and a half undeer that Sue Sylvester track suit. So I’ll give her a Grade: B-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: I’m dying for more details on Student #1 and Student #2 and of course Teacher #2. The math on all the possible combinations there boggles the mind. And I like to think they showed up to the hearing in Thing 1 and Thing 2 shirts, just to keep it real. Mostly though, Student #1 had me at “I heard him pound her more than 10 times.” Grade: A
Intangibles: With a record like this, Karissa Wesley had a bright future ahead as an NCAA DI Athletic Director. Grade: B+
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