SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches. “People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”
So Goat Man is all the rage right now on the internet. He was first spotted a couple days ago dressed as a goat just chillaxing in the mountains with wild goats. Utah Wildlife officials were afraid he was going to get shot once goat hunting season started so they went and found this dude. (Free Ball Don’t Lie shirt to whoever can explain to me why such a thing as Goat Hunting season even exists in the first place) Turns out he is actually a goat hunter and is just studying his prey close up. Well how fucked up is that? You can’t pretend you’re a fucking goat dude. That’s cheating. All the other goats probably being like hey Harold time for dinner and then boom he shoots him. Where is the nobility in that? Fuck you goat man you pussy. I hope a goat dresses up as a human and puts a fucking puts a bullet in your face. See how you like it.