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Just Living The Dream

Just got back from South Beach where I pretty much dominated the city . Took my talents to South Beach and showed everybody how we do it in the Northeast. Made the SKYY Vodka party my own private playground. Keep sucking it in bro. Ain’t gonna help when you’re sitting next to a real man. None of this pretty boy shit. Blue Steel in your fucking eyeball.

PS. In all seriousness did I outmodel the models?

By elpresidente posted July 15th, 2011 at 6:11 PM

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by otwisted on July 15, 2011 at 6:15 pm
That picture reminds me of a roast beef sandwich on rye bread. Two slices of slightly darkened bread filled with fatty meat and cheese.
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by salvatore sincere on July 15, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Looks like 3 Ant-Gay Slurs
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by andyrooneyisagod on July 15, 2011 at 6:19 pm
taking a dump?
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by Evil One on July 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Is that the same turd you were pinching on the plane ?Love the soap on a rope
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by Squints Palledorous on July 15, 2011 at 6:23 pm
foldin the arms to cover the gut?
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by salvatore sincere on July 15, 2011 at 6:24 pm
no pretty boy shit huh...look to your left. ok now look to your right. k. now that we have established your the meat in the homo grinder. nice spandex bro's. im so jealous as a out of shape straight man who'd rather jerk off to women than sit in a meat sandwich of two fags. P.s I hunt cougurs not Mexican Cabana boys from Miami.
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by bastarde on July 15, 2011 at 6:28 pm
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!! Now that's funny. The ghey, it burns!
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by hortonhearsawoo on July 15, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Strong double chin and gut cover.
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by unbanfitz on July 15, 2011 at 6:33 pm
salvatore, the fact that there are people as retarded as you in this world is a scary thought.
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by BarstoolHooligan on July 15, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Okay, now it could just be the pic, or it could just be that your ears are as fucked as the rest of your appearance, but what the fuck is the one of the left a full 2 inches lower on your head than the one on the right? Clean that shit up Pres.
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by salvatore sincere on July 15, 2011 at 6:38 pm
@unbanfitz Thx for the kind words dude. Stay Gay will ya'
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by couchpullsoutidont on July 15, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Looks like prez is about to go skiing.
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by c on July 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm
i'm convinced pres has never touched a vagina in his entire life.
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by nosefacekilla on July 15, 2011 at 6:42 pm
You go to Miami and hang out with dudes in speedos? Also, nice folded arms to cover your mess of a stomach
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by iamthebest on July 15, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Next thing we know Prez will be selling starfish speedos
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by yoyoma on July 15, 2011 at 6:55 pm
yeah Pres what the fuck is up with your ears? Would it kill you to smile in the pictures you make us look at? I'm tired of looking at your diarrhea face.
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by getonyourkneesandsuck on July 15, 2011 at 6:57 pm
No wonder you had the shits on the plane Pres, these guys must have loosened you up big time
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by connyjapp on July 15, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Pres it looks like your hangin wif a cupple of homoos u know what im sayin. shit kid if i was as gay as you... wait, i am... nevermind. yo im an alpha male so disregard that last sentence, i fantasize bout walkin into a bar loaded with other alpha males so we can swallow each others loads, shit... no no, i mean so we can fuck some dime bitches.
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by jackofspades on July 15, 2011 at 7:04 pm
ugh...
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by harosko on July 15, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Sunscreen fool.
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by jackofspades on July 15, 2011 at 7:23 pm
also this is the closest those other two guys have ever come to turning straight
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by tommyk on July 15, 2011 at 7:25 pm
you out gayed the gays!!!
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by LocalJackass on July 15, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Don't listen to these fools pres, It's hard to smile with 3 fingers in your ass! Its the only explanation I have for the bro's missing arm, and your pinchin-a-loaf face.
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by twilight fan on July 15, 2011 at 7:52 pm
If theres a word to describe this picture Idk what it is cause its just that ridiculous like a ham and cheese sub with no mayo or somthing or other
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by Lou Merloni on July 15, 2011 at 8:25 pm
your face looks so fucking small. your pea-sized eyeballs, your honker of a nose and your cum dumpster of a mouth are all within a 1 cm radius. you're a weird looking bird
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by derp on July 15, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Guy on the right is caressing guy on the right's arm, ever so gently...
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by hotbodybattles.com on July 15, 2011 at 9:05 pm
yes... yes you did.. you outmodeled the fuck out of them.. way to go!
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by Mike Francesa on July 15, 2011 at 9:07 pm
What are those two brown haired guys doing at this modeling shoot. Pres, seriously, cum everywhere!
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by crabjuice23 on July 15, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Instead of strategically placing your arms like a self-conscious high school broad you should have let that 6 pack and those chiseled pecs out of the cage. Or are you just leaving people wanting more?
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by nosefacekilla on July 15, 2011 at 9:28 pm
Is this like Disney where these "models" are hanging out by a fake background and people grab a beach ball, sit in the white chair, and pose for a picture with them? Or did Pres actually ask these guys to take a picture with him? Pres, either way it is disappointing that you go to MIA and don't post some slutty latin women.
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by mattsh20 on July 15, 2011 at 9:32 pm
David... that is such good stuff bro. Absolutely hilarious!!
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by pitcher24 on July 15, 2011 at 9:32 pm
The one on the right has a boner. He's totally dreaming of Lord Lamberting you.
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by mattsh20 on July 15, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Definitely should have put on a Euro swim suit though.
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by ronswansonsdinner on July 15, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Move over LeBron,Wade and Bosh, there's a new Gay Big Three in South Beach.
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by otwisted on July 15, 2011 at 10:01 pm
@derp, you may want to re-state your comment.
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by Frank The Tank on July 15, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Q: Why do Jews squint?A: Too cheap to buy sunglasses
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by winter hill on July 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Lookin good Lindsay brohan
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by TalkinBoutPractice on July 15, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Posted late on a friday but this still has 200 comments potential
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by gabe asher on July 15, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I would give my left nut to be in on that threesome.Swords everywhere.
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by Joe_Pinewood on July 15, 2011 at 10:51 pm
El Pres is rocking quite the Beaker-from-the-Muppets lookhttp://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Beaker
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by gostags13 on July 15, 2011 at 11:04 pm
thats pretty slick folding your arms to cover your gut
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by MillarsMuffintop on July 15, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Beach ball needs a vaca.
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by MmmmBeer on July 15, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Let me guess,the Sales Guy was pivot man. Finally, earning his money.
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by El Cunado on July 15, 2011 at 11:27 pm
*cum everywhere*
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by jonnycapp on July 15, 2011 at 11:36 pm
What's funny bout this bro, is there's no way there wasn't preparation for this. If it was candid, it'd be one thing, but We're talking make up, lights, etc etc. Time and energy went into this chit. That's what's funny. Jonnycapp out. One.
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by willhunting on July 15, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Nice to see the "Make a Wish" foundation still doing great things.
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by VoiceofReason on July 15, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Pres, it looks lime your trying to push out a fart or shit your shorts.
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by jonnycapp on July 16, 2011 at 12:09 am
^ why is that strikingly funny lol
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by andyrooneyisagod on July 16, 2011 at 12:12 am
willhunting - best thing i've heard today
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by bdemps15 on July 16, 2011 at 12:39 am
So you dove in the pool of gay? We were all waiting for the verdict like the casay anthony trial. First Lady - he sucks balls and we have proof. Gayest shit I have seen.
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by bdemps15 on July 16, 2011 at 12:40 am
Bet the Bruins are proud of this shit. Thiink about it you big Nose fagglt fuck.
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by bradymancrush on July 16, 2011 at 12:51 am
Million dollar t-shirt.....Big Nose Chillah
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by earl_sweat on July 16, 2011 at 12:58 am
classic move pres, posing with people far uglier than you to make yourself look better.
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by elmejor20 on July 16, 2011 at 1:00 am
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wyc-gF3FTZI/TKd6zgNsulI/AAAAAAAAAXw/Pl2KU-uk_4U/s320/Muppets_Beaker.jpg
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by jackofspades on July 16, 2011 at 1:01 am
also shouldn't someone call Amnesty International? there are two petrified Cuban refugees being forced to take pictures with a retarded child against their will
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by otwisted on July 16, 2011 at 1:14 am
Somewhere in heaven Eunice Kennedy Shriver smiles, finally her tards have been accepted in mainstream life.
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by bradymancrush on July 16, 2011 at 1:18 am
Or....Nose Face Chillah(which is what I meant...)
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by Diesel on July 16, 2011 at 1:46 am
Arms crossed to cover the gut while simultaneously stuffing his hands in his armpits to make himself look like he has biceps, stretching his neck out to hide his chins, and the most lopsided ears on the fucking planet all while sitting between two dudes in banana hammocks. what a picture
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by lockefella on July 16, 2011 at 2:38 am
........covering his rolls
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by kid icarus on July 16, 2011 at 3:21 am
I just registered.......your gay
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by fisty mcfisterson on July 16, 2011 at 5:27 am
Pres is crossing swords for days
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by zimmer down on July 16, 2011 at 7:28 am
I guess you're ready to come back now, since you got your shit packed last night
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by northeastball on July 16, 2011 at 8:41 am
Those ears are the most fucked up things I've seen in a while
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by cuttheshit on July 16, 2011 at 10:52 am
Marry Fuck Kill went downhill fast...
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by Kay Jewelers on July 16, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Prez - your hair is dominating theirs. Way to bring your hair A game.
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by peytonsucksballs on July 16, 2011 at 12:23 pm
A picture with jonnycap and his boyfriend? That's gay as fuck.
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by YoMikeyA on July 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm
wow pres just tries so damn hard to look like he has biceps
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by thekman on July 16, 2011 at 12:45 pm
if sitting next to two guys in speedos is livin' the dream then rock on.
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by TeddyKGB on July 16, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Photographer used every trick in the book to get elpres to look decent. Straight on shot to hide the multi-chins - check. Straight on shot to hide monster nose - check. beach ball to hide the gut - check. Arms crossed to hide the man tits - check. Arms crossed to give a little bicep bulge - check. Holding shirt in right hand to cover love handle - check. You have zero self awareness Elpres, while that makes for comedy gold for us, it has got to embarrass and humiliate the first lady to no end.
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by rancidpunk520 on July 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm
this is who el pres bought new sexy underwear for
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by billyballoonknot on July 16, 2011 at 4:59 pm
And after this photo shoot, which one of your fellow "models" got your ass and which one got your mouth?
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by Wayne Jetski on July 16, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Don't even look the same species
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by jonnycapp on July 16, 2011 at 5:29 pm
^ weakest attempt at humor - check.
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by tornopen on July 17, 2011 at 12:16 am
Pure bait for the hate.
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by hotroman on July 17, 2011 at 2:33 am
Tres senioras de Swampscott
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by hotroman on July 17, 2011 at 2:33 am
Tres senioras de Swampscott
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by hotroman on July 17, 2011 at 2:34 am
Tres senioras de Swampscott
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by 120IQ on July 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Two guys one gut.
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by Jack Klompus on July 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Seems like some of you cake eaters stared at this picture way too long
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by eastfiver on July 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm
maybe hitler was right. how do you wear sunglasses. if you wear a turtle neck does it cover your right ear?
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by yer boy on July 18, 2011 at 8:01 am
Looks like Pres was the Lucky Pierre... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre
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