I really can't say anything negative about this guy. If you job involves selling massive amounts of cocaine and being completely awesome you kinda have to be a Heat fan. I'd chill with this dude anyday and twice on Christmas. You know he's gonna pay for everything and buy you tons of cool shit just to prove a point. Dallas is more of a weed/black tar heroin stop on the drug pipeline and the people involved look mean (Mexican) and boring, not White, fun, and sparkly. Come to think of it, this dude actually looks like coke. Viva la coka. Pres, I guarantee you could get this guy to throw down 50k to sponsor Stoolapalooza at the U... shit would be amazing. All you'd have to do is find a way to contact him and be like "Hey bro, I saw your ring on TV and really liked it... did that come from Jared's?" and the ball would be rolling...
Mavs have a good shot to win this series, unlike the Bulls who collapsed under the pressure of the moment every 4th quarter against the Heat, the Mavs have the veteran experience to close these close games. I really expect the Mavs to pull it off, if not I'm getting Ledger'd if the Heat win.
I dont know whats more enjoyable, the fact that the Heat are going to win the championship, or the fact that all you clowns from bonetown are going to cry like girls when it happens... Like they say ad MD Im Lovin It
"I'm bigbeahner. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."
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