SARASOTA (FOX 13) - Demonstrations took place across the United States and internationally to protest the male-only conclave to elect the next pope. Members of a church in Sarasota sent up their own smoke signals Tuesday — not black or white, but pink. They gathered at the St. Andrews UCC Church in Sarasota. The vigil was one of many held on Tuesday around the globe. Not all were so peaceful though: a melee ensued outside the Vatican Tuesday when two female activists who went topless were dragged away from St. Peter’s Square. The Sarasota group, though, gathered in a circle to pray, and they say their hope is for a more progressive pope. “There’s one point plus billion Roman Catholics. 500 million women. All cultures, all languages, throughout the world living today, are not represented in the conclave. Not one woman,” said Katy Zatsick, with the Mary Mother of Jesus Inclusive Catholic Community. Zatsick says she hopes for a “Pope John XXIV” — someone who models himself after Pope John XXIII, who presided over the Second Vatican Council in the 1960s, which ushered in major changes for the Catholic Church. The cardinals at the Vatican will resume their voting process Wednesday morning.
Fucking feminists. They couldn’t get Augusta to admit women but you think you’re going to get the Conclave to budge? Hey ladies, I hate to break it to you but women simply can’t be a part of the conclave. Shit wouldn’t work. It’s gotta be 100% sexually frustrated men to elect the next leader that will cover up sexual abuse in an effective manner. What do chicks know about fingering alter boys and lying about it? Nothing. Nadda. Zip. The big leagues of the Catholic church need to be dominated by male pedos or the whole system will break down. We all know how bitches like to gab and gossip and tell their friends everything. Can’t have that as a character trait when you’re running a business that fucks little boys on the DL. You know that. I know that. Everyone knows that. Girls just don’t fit into the company culture of the Vatican. It’d be like Beacon Hill hiring a competent, in-touch and efficient leader. Simply doesn’t work for what they’re trying to do.