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Emergency Guess That Ass

And the answer is Julianne Hough. Yes I know we already played Guess That Ass today. Yes I know we’ve already featured her twice in the past week on GTA. Well I don’t give a fuck. An ass like this waits for no man. This is world news. Because make no mistake about it. These ass shots just officially catapulted her to the #1 ass world rankings in the world. Seriously this is stop what you’re doing and grab your dick type stuff. And the funny thing is I knew it all along. I actually wrote a blog about Julianne Hough 4 or 5 years ago when she first appeared on DWTS ranting and raving about how I wanted to be her agent. How it was a disgrace that she wasn’t world famous yet. I knew she had mega star written all over her. I could just feel it in my plums. Well 5 years later my prediction has come true. What an ass. What an ass.

PS – How fucking hard do you think this dude beat off after this? I can’t even imagine. No way I wouldn’t shoot my load right through my jorts. Seacrest out……

By elpresidente posted May 24th, 2011 at 4:12 PM

51 Responses to Emergency Guess That Ass

by tobs22 on May 24th, 2011 at 4:14 PM

best one yet
by StanSitwell on May 24th, 2011 at 4:14 PM

no question, perfect ass
by DooBAH on May 24th, 2011 at 4:14 PM

Quick, call 912 - it's an EMERGENCY!
by Jiri Welsch on May 24th, 2011 at 4:17 PM

"I could just feel it in my plums" Hahahaha I hope that reference was conscious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcniAcWg0Q
by Jiri Welsch on May 24th, 2011 at 4:17 PM

"I could just feel it in my plums"Hahahaha I hope that reference was conscious.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcniAcWg0Q
by DooBAH on May 24th, 2011 at 4:17 PM

PS - I just shot my load through my jorts and I wasn't even wearing any?
by mickelsonsboobs on May 24th, 2011 at 4:17 PM

She has an ass like a 12 year old Vietnamese boy.
by debtcollector on May 24th, 2011 at 4:18 PM

whats up with the circa 1980's bathingsuit??? Not complaining she looks dope but weird high bathingsuit throwback
by debtcollector on May 24th, 2011 at 4:19 PM

mehh maybe more like 1990s
by keystoned on May 24th, 2011 at 4:20 PM

Sniped a little bit of toe in that sixth from last one. This almost makes up for that Selena Gonads bullshit.
by Joey Ligs on May 24th, 2011 at 4:22 PM

LOVE that ass. Don't get why that dude is wearing jeans in the ocean, though.
by mattsh20 on May 24th, 2011 at 4:26 PM

Whats up with the dude wearing jorts that are torn to shreds?
by Ward7 on May 24th, 2011 at 4:26 PM

Does this dude have a gut in pic 10 from the top after the jump?
by hortonhearsawoo on May 24th, 2011 at 4:27 PM

I can feel it..... IN MAH PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS Awesome reference.
by dbforlife on May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 PM

flawless
by Iron Eagle on May 24th, 2011 at 4:29 PM

Great ass, horrible bathing suit. If that thing were any higher on her hips, it'd be strapped over her shoulder. Why do hot chicks have such a tough time finding a bathing suit that's flattering?
by southie on May 24th, 2011 at 4:29 PM

by southie on May 24, 2011 at 10:33 am GTA: BOOM http://www.x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=JHough052311_X17 try and keep up pres
by southie on May 24th, 2011 at 4:30 PM

iron eagle its from a movie set in the 80s
by Hipneck on May 24th, 2011 at 4:30 PM

Awesome. And when I was reading Pres's line about "stop what you're doing and grab your dick" my left hand was already fondling my growing bulge. Thank god I'll be getting laid later tonight when my NSA squeeze comes by... I'll take it out on her.
by 3wolfmoontee on May 24th, 2011 at 4:32 PM

noone notices the tampon? not that i care, id eat the fucking thing on my way to her ass but top 20 comments almost always catch that shit - you guys are slipping.
by Articsnake69 on May 24th, 2011 at 4:33 PM

Ward7 asking about the dudes gut is "bicurious" (gay). Maybe im just weird but this ass is not really doing it for me. I need more then just 1992 white lady buns. This is what the girls in the sir mix alot intro are rockin. I just need something that takes two hands to hold
by carlsweetchuck on May 24th, 2011 at 4:36 PM

Nice jorts, Tobias Fünke. - I would have put my finger in her ass during that shoot, regardless of who was watching.
by Jag_Swag on May 24th, 2011 at 4:36 PM

Why is there a camera crew there?
by biscodiscuits on May 24th, 2011 at 4:36 PM

Cool story Hipneck. Now go fucking kill yourself.
by biscodiscuits on May 24th, 2011 at 4:37 PM

Oh, and they're filming the remake of Footloose. That's why there is a camera crew and sweet jorts & bathing suits.
by johnnynonose on May 24th, 2011 at 4:38 PM

i love her. one of my favorites.
by manzosucks on May 24th, 2011 at 4:38 PM

she's wearing the bathing suit because she's filming a movie set in the 80's
by BdayUmich on May 24th, 2011 at 4:38 PM

Damn good call EP, this is why you are the Pres and we all wonder why the hell Manzo stil has a job. Brilliant move, playing chess while everyone else is beating off.
by headreceiver on May 24th, 2011 at 4:38 PM

you are all fucking retarded and also this chicks ass is amazing, but not #1, lets not throw that shit around loosely
by manzosucks on May 24th, 2011 at 4:39 PM

Rock of Ages, not Footloose
by BdayUmich on May 24th, 2011 at 4:39 PM

BTW, that pic, the 11th one down after the article...new screen saver, done and done.
by Evil One on May 24th, 2011 at 4:45 PM

by mickelsonsboobs on May 24, 2011 at 4:17 pm She has an ass like a 12 year old Vietnamese boy. You might wanna yank that hardrive prior to your door getting kicked in
by gordonbombay69 on May 24th, 2011 at 5:22 PM

hottest chick on the planet
by stinkyballs on May 24th, 2011 at 6:16 PM

The Herpe in pic 6 from last did me in....gross
by midgets are funny on May 24th, 2011 at 6:28 PM

Well done Prez. Emergency GTAs are like the POTUS addressing the nation. There's gotta be some serious shit going on. This was your Osama Bin Laden moment. I'm looking forward to the situation room photo of the stool on this. Was it updated in real time? Did you ever question the decision? And he just kills it.
by retroplaya23 on May 24th, 2011 at 7:00 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by jimnasium on May 24th, 2011 at 7:05 PM

So mickelsonsboobs, when you taking your next trip to Vietnam??
by chilliam chaykespeare on May 24th, 2011 at 7:25 PM

i am alllllll about the high bathing suit. some of your guys arent about that, but the high bathing suit is mad sexy and it leaves hot ass tan lines
by ilikepoop on May 24th, 2011 at 7:56 PM

ilikepoop... and I would eat hers
by darklighter on May 24th, 2011 at 8:05 PM

Mormon chicks...woooooweeeee!! I would so move to Mormonia for a piece like her. Do the whole shit! Tell her my name is Ezekiall Hall, marry her as a Mormon fuck it like a Puerto Rican, and then YOINK! come crawling back to my Catholic homies with some nudie pics.
by Joey Ligs on May 24th, 2011 at 8:32 PM

Ashley Ann Vickers on YouTube. Old stuff, but straight fire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Di3kiuKO2I&feature=related
by Numero Two on May 24th, 2011 at 8:48 PM

Hot women in their prime is the best thing on this rock.
by 120IQ on May 24th, 2011 at 9:26 PM

Massive erection: check Paper towel: check Hand lotion: check
by rscp0214 on May 25th, 2011 at 12:12 AM

diego boneta is the guy, and shooting for rock of ages.
by Willie Buie on May 25th, 2011 at 12:16 AM

is that casey affleck?
by classless on May 25th, 2011 at 1:25 AM

Great ass...terrible swimsuit.
by ketchuponmyketchup on May 25th, 2011 at 2:08 PM

Somewhere Chuck Wicks weeps...
by 5MinuteMajor on May 25th, 2011 at 6:10 PM

Looks like you could bounce a quarter off of that ass and get two dimes and a nickle back. . . firm. . . round. . . niiiiiice
by scmass on May 25th, 2011 at 8:18 PM

Ryan Seacrest is tapping that ass.
by weasyd on May 26th, 2011 at 12:28 AM

hot as hell, 90's suit is not
by More_Ass_the_Better on May 27th, 2011 at 1:37 AM

Its hilarious to hear your rookie booty-ologists say that this is a great ass, but a bad bikini choice. Quite the opposite. This is an average ass, made great by a classic 90's bikini. Don't get it twisted, those old bikini's were hot, and made a lot of flat-assed women more sexy. The T-Thong has helped contribute to a slow death of hot ass shots. Its basic booty-ology.