keep the videos coming, all hilarious. make KFC leave his apartment and get in on these too
too long, don’t care
he wiped the floor with you and your t shirt
How’d the gay dude above me watch a 8 minute video and get a thumber in one minute?
weed will from now on be known as “yankee candle”
3 and a half hours to figure out you have to punch to win a boxing game. sounds about right for you.
it’s hilarious watching a grown man yell at himself playing video games
by the way listening to you smack on that slab of pizza with the new mic was one of the most disgusting sounds I’ve ever heard
nothing in the world is more infuriating than losing at video games.
You drive a Carolla S? Wow huge fag. Definitely not mogul
does that chick live with two guys?
that was actually hilarious. Seeing you get completely humiliated time and time again, swearing like a jaded sailor, all pissed off at Tyson. Good stuff
its a fools mission to go after tyson without a whole weekend to master him
I can hear that pizza slide down your gullet, just horrendous.
Was that a burrito?
I said “4.5″ after you took that first bit of pizza. Reached the point in life where I can very guess another man’s pizza review score almost to a tee by the sound he makes when eating it. I’m worthless.
and fuck grammar
Your deluded self worth is unprecedented.
Hilarious video and the shirt mic is a great addition but you should take it off before you review pizza. Hearing you eat was disgusting hahah
You got knocked the fuck out!!!!
Something racist was coming when you said you….”jerk” at the 4:07. If there’s hatred in your heart, let it out.
there are no jews in boxing
Listening to you eat makes me physically ill.
You said “fuck” 34.5 times
So when you say “one bite”, do you mean you are trying to eat the whole slice in one bit?
From now on every time you have sex with the first lady she’s going to have those sound effects in her head.
5 seconds and done!
You are one gross mouth breather.
How many times did you feel like dropping an N-bomb when Tyson broke your face open, Glass Jew?
Is that a burrito you’re eating at the end? You’re a disgrace to team pizza.
Laughed from start to finish, were those the only guys in a 200 mile radius to have MTPO for you to get your ass kicked?
Be a man. Own up to your words.
‘Shoulda been punching from the get-go’??? You can’t punch him if every time he swings he knocks you on your ass you stupid dildo. You wouldn’t be Don Flamenco with that bush league showing. Amateur hour.
Wait till he flashes the ridge and jab fool
Wait till he flashes *then dodge and jab*
If you pause it right at the tail end of 6:40 mark, you can only see el pres’ fat shnozo sticking in on the screen.
I was listening to this in the background and legitimately couldn’t tell if you were eating a pizza or sucking a dick
Keep up the videos. They’re gold
You washed that pizza down with a beef & bean burrito you fat fuck.
I live for Pres video blogs
Tyson would split his fist on that gargoyle beak
rob kardashian should watch videos of you eating, or really anything for that matter and he will instantly feel better about himself
Should have had the banjo song from Deliverance playing in the background. I’d have put solid money on the line that you were going to get raped from the looks of that place.
Also at 1:36, “I forgot how hard he was”. That’s what Gay Stoolie said.
Somewhere Renee’s parents are saying, “we actually let our daughter marry this guy?? it’s no wonder why they lived in our basement.”
Sorry, need one more comment after that hilarious video. The amount of repressed anger I have from this game is amazing and I can’t believe you didn’t break the controller after getting your ass kicked that many times (I know I would have). Also, how the hell did that guy not kick you out of his house. I mean you were there for what, 3-3.5 hours? I’d have booted you after you got knocked out the first time you fought Tyson. Graceful loser as always though.
Listening to you eat made me almost throw up… Should have let sales guy try to beat tyson
what’s that code again? maybe I’ll hook up the Nintendo just to see if I can still beat him.
The “I’m good at everything” schtick is BEAT. You’re moderately ok at blogging and that’s it.
A couple of things… 1) you walk like a Jewish penguin 2) I can hear you getting fatter.
this is the funniest video youve done
Neil beat Tyson at 5 years old then waited 20 years to beat Tyson again first try.
I wonder What the financial impact of the pizza challenges are.
That pizza is gonna beat your asshole even worst on the way out.
For some reason, out of all the hilarious and idiotic shit on this site over the years, I think that first knockout after one punch was one of the Top 3 funniest things i’ve ever seen on barstool.
Just like no one in the world can stop your out and up in backyard football and you were the greatest NHL 94 player in the world. This video should make me stfu. But won’t.
Fact: this cracked me the hell up.
All talk, no effort….just as we all thought
are you unwell dude? you look like a turkey meatball with hair sticking out of the top of it
also, you are horrendous at punchout. anyone worth their salt can survive a first round against tyson, even not having played in years. besides, sandman is the toughest cat in the game and it aint even close.
i hope you didnt drive far for that.
Yes you are you fucking cunt.
And by ” important meeting” you mean pumping gas, right? You fucking hill billy.
Sounds like pizza goo has infiltrated your lungs from all your huffing and puffing in your intro
In all seriousness, that retard comment was hilarious.
Dave’s the new Winnebago Man.
Curious know which performance was most pathetic: A – you playing Punchout, B – you blowing out a hammy 10 yards into a 40 yard dash, or C – your performance on your honeymoon. Only one person can answer this question, and I hope that she answers it on KFC Radio.
4 bites or 4 rating
You take the stupidest and most trival shit so seriously, it’s hilarious.
Fact: Any place called a “House of Pizza” is serving Greek-style pizza.
You walk like a lesbian.
Im not even buying the fact you knew the code…must have studied that for hours on the drive down. 3 second knock out was laugh out loud funny though.
The fact that you over-romanticized something from your childhood leads me to believe that instead of being all-world in baseball you were actually a scrub that rode the end of the bench all four years.
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