The fact that you over-romanticized something from your childhood leads me to believe that instead of being all-world in baseball you were actually a scrub that rode the end of the bench all four years.
Im not even buying the fact you knew the code…must have studied that for hours on the drive down. 3 second knock out was laugh out loud funny though.
You walk like a lesbian.
Fact: Any place called a “House of Pizza” is serving Greek-style pizza.
You take the stupidest and most trival shit so seriously, it’s hilarious.
4 bites or 4 rating
Curious know which performance was most pathetic: A – you playing Punchout, B – you blowing out a hammy 10 yards into a 40 yard dash, or C – your performance on your honeymoon. Only one person can answer this question, and I hope that she answers it on KFC Radio.
Dave’s the new Winnebago Man.
Sounds like pizza goo has infiltrated your lungs from all your huffing and puffing in your intro
In all seriousness, that retard comment was hilarious.
And by ” important meeting” you mean pumping gas, right? You fucking hill billy.
Yes you are you fucking cunt.
also, you are horrendous at punchout. anyone worth their salt can survive a first round against tyson, even not having played in years. besides, sandman is the toughest cat in the game and it aint even close.
i hope you didnt drive far for that.
are you unwell dude? you look like a turkey meatball with hair sticking out of the top of it
All talk, no effort….just as we all thought
Fact: this cracked me the hell up.
Just like no one in the world can stop your out and up in backyard football and you were the greatest NHL 94 player in the world. This video should make me stfu. But won’t.
For some reason, out of all the hilarious and idiotic shit on this site over the years, I think that first knockout after one punch was one of the Top 3 funniest things i’ve ever seen on barstool.
That pizza is gonna beat your asshole even worst on the way out.
I wonder What the financial impact of the pizza challenges are.
Neil beat Tyson at 5 years old then waited 20 years to beat Tyson again first try.
this is the funniest video youve done
A couple of things… 1) you walk like a Jewish penguin 2) I can hear you getting fatter.
The “I’m good at everything” schtick is BEAT. You’re moderately ok at blogging and that’s it.
what’s that code again? maybe I’ll hook up the Nintendo just to see if I can still beat him.
Listening to you eat made me almost throw up… Should have let sales guy try to beat tyson
Sorry, need one more comment after that hilarious video. The amount of repressed anger I have from this game is amazing and I can’t believe you didn’t break the controller after getting your ass kicked that many times (I know I would have). Also, how the hell did that guy not kick you out of his house. I mean you were there for what, 3-3.5 hours? I’d have booted you after you got knocked out the first time you fought Tyson. Graceful loser as always though.
Somewhere Renee’s parents are saying, “we actually let our daughter marry this guy?? it’s no wonder why they lived in our basement.”
Also at 1:36, “I forgot how hard he was”. That’s what Gay Stoolie said.
Should have had the banjo song from Deliverance playing in the background. I’d have put solid money on the line that you were going to get raped from the looks of that place.
rob kardashian should watch videos of you eating, or really anything for that matter and he will instantly feel better about himself
Tyson would split his fist on that gargoyle beak
I live for Pres video blogs
You washed that pizza down with a beef & bean burrito you fat fuck.
Keep up the videos. They’re gold
I was listening to this in the background and legitimately couldn’t tell if you were eating a pizza or sucking a dick
If you pause it right at the tail end of 6:40 mark, you can only see el pres’ fat shnozo sticking in on the screen.
Wait till he flashes *then dodge and jab*
Wait till he flashes the ridge and jab fool
‘Shoulda been punching from the get-go’??? You can’t punch him if every time he swings he knocks you on your ass you stupid dildo. You wouldn’t be Don Flamenco with that bush league showing. Amateur hour.
Be a man. Own up to your words.
Laughed from start to finish, were those the only guys in a 200 mile radius to have MTPO for you to get your ass kicked?
Is that a burrito you’re eating at the end? You’re a disgrace to team pizza.
How many times did you feel like dropping an N-bomb when Tyson broke your face open, Glass Jew?
You are one gross mouth breather.
From now on every time you have sex with the first lady she’s going to have those sound effects in her head.
5 seconds and done!
So when you say “one bite”, do you mean you are trying to eat the whole slice in one bit?
You said “fuck” 34.5 times
Listening to you eat makes me physically ill.
there are no jews in boxing
Something racist was coming when you said you….”jerk” at the 4:07. If there’s hatred in your heart, let it out.
You got knocked the fuck out!!!!
Hilarious video and the shirt mic is a great addition but you should take it off before you review pizza. Hearing you eat was disgusting hahah
Your deluded self worth is unprecedented.
and fuck grammar
I said “4.5″ after you took that first bit of pizza. Reached the point in life where I can very guess another man’s pizza review score almost to a tee by the sound he makes when eating it. I’m worthless.
Was that a burrito?
I can hear that pizza slide down your gullet, just horrendous.
its a fools mission to go after tyson without a whole weekend to master him
that was actually hilarious. Seeing you get completely humiliated time and time again, swearing like a jaded sailor, all pissed off at Tyson. Good stuff
does that chick live with two guys?
You drive a Carolla S? Wow huge fag. Definitely not mogul
nothing in the world is more infuriating than losing at video games.
by the way listening to you smack on that slab of pizza with the new mic was one of the most disgusting sounds I’ve ever heard
it’s hilarious watching a grown man yell at himself playing video games
3 and a half hours to figure out you have to punch to win a boxing game. sounds about right for you.
weed will from now on be known as “yankee candle”
How’d the gay dude above me watch a 8 minute video and get a thumber in one minute?
he wiped the floor with you and your t shirt
too long, don’t care
keep the videos coming, all hilarious. make KFC leave his apartment and get in on these too
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