I didn’t pick the surfer life. The surfer life picked me.
I thought I saw a shark when you fell in the water but it was just your nose.
Preznado in the water
“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.”
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nice gut-suck when you were putting on the wetsuit.
If you ever did the backstroke people would flee the water screaming
i think they sell something to cancel out the wind, jew
your neck is so fucked up. #freesmitty
What a fucking mess.
if your mancard hasn’t been revoked already, it 100% should be now
Sorry pres, I can’t allow you to call it surfing with that sail of a nose you have.
The whale show taking you into the weekend. ‘The ocean knew I was here today’??? The fucking spandex knew you were there, you practically busted the stitches you fat fuck.
what happened to your little jump stand-up move? only thing you had going.
Your fire smitty then run away on vacation so you dont have to deal with it?
If there was a “Bro Show” this week it would probably be JMac titty fucking Feitletits while he giggled like an idiot.
Utah get me two!
El Prez pretty funny hu
Better stick to bogey boards.
Did you shave your chest hair into a triangle?
No way that Belles is bigger than Waki Bro……
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup to a deli…
You may be a full blow tard but you make me laugh
I’m confused I thought when you surf you stay on top of the board and stand on it what the fuck do I know
Ever heard of Atkins you fuck?
You surf like old people fuck
you cant catch a wave when you have to guys pushing your board??? give it up brahhh
i bet your cooters smell blends right in at the beach
That was the ultimate bald spot shot at 2:35
GREAT call bringing Smitty back. The people in Philadelphia thank you.
Just like Keanu gettin taught by Lori Petty. You suck.
A Jew in Nantucket??? I thought they vacationed in Old Orchard!!
That actually had me laughing pretty well.
Guaranteed that even KFC’s goofy, uncoordinated ass could shred the gnar harder than you, you fucking hack
let’s see you pop up… pop it up. that’s not it at all, do less. get down, try less, do it again. pop up… no, too slow. do less. pop up. pop up.
Bring SMITTY back
Categories: Mammals. Phrase: Beached Whale.
I love how horrible you are at everything
Keep your shirt on bro. Gross.
I’m surprised a Japanese fisherman didn’t try to harpoon you
When I was 3 my Dad used to push my bike like that, didn’t realize how fucking cuckold it looked though
the sea was angry that day my friends….
I’ve seen better athleticism at a Jerry Lewis telethon …….
“The ocean knows I was here today” t-shirts in 3…2…..
you look awful in hats
besides trolling, honestly what are you good at?
I’m embarrassed to be the same species as you.
That video reminds me of the one time I surfed in New Hampshire and I terrible. Only got one wave for two second the entire time.
so do you just make your wife film your escapades while on vacation?
I cannot believe Portnoy highlighted his hair. And where the hell are the great whites when you need them?..
I thoroughly enjoy watching you fail at everything. Keep it up.
Via con dios. “He’s not coming back” – neo
El Pres is to surfing as KFC is to running.
Prez shreddin the gnar I cant wait to watch this
Mass is definitely full of faggots. Pulled off the beach for 4 foot waves? Real tough guys in Boston….
I’d sure like kissing that man between the cheeks
I’ve seen bigger waves in my toilet bowl. I’ve seen noses slightly smaller in my nightmares.
Awesome wake boarding.
Bro you can light a cigar in the shower
On that last one you actually managed to stand on the board, then pussied out and jumped off after half a second. Bravo! Hardest I have laughed all week.
The most impressive thing about that video is that you didn’t drown
Pres laying the “I’m the best at everything” shtick pretty heavy in this video.
Pres, I don’t know how you keep a straight face when you do these vids, but keep it up…hilarious every time. Also, if you can’t stand up on that coffee table of a board in those 2 foot swells, then it’s time to pack it in, brah. Bodhi from Point Break would be mucho disappoint.
purple starfish board is awesome
Pres needs to paddle more before getting up on the wave.
Meanwhile back at the hotel Renee is sampling the “room service” and what i mean by room service is the big dicked Jamaican bar tender.
a little premature on your dismount.. couldnt handle the pressure
Captain Paul Watson has got your back!
You really used fucking helpers?
My 7 year old is 10 times better than you and I am not exaggerating.
The best part of this is that you really did get up well during the dry land practice, and then abandoned all principles once faced with the actual wave.
Dude you’re a pussy. Waves were not that big. Try a standup next time as at least your fat ass is up already. I’ve ridden double overhead on one with 2 years experience. You point fingers and make excuses about your surfing, Bottom line…you suck
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