i cant believe you actually did this, i applaud you good sir
neil swallows ebony cum
so worth it just for the hilarious shuffle you did in the ring at the beginning. i was mesmerized
Please post video of the de-horning ritual that took place prior to you entering the ring.
I went to middle school with Chardonnay. His real name’s Earl and moved after 7th grade. One of those kids who moved during the summer so no one knew what happened. It’s nice to have some closure.
If you click the bar below the video every 1/2 inch for 5 seconds each, you can watch the whole thing in less than 1 minute. Still too long.
Biggest Jew Balls/Nose in the game. Only reason us stoolies come back
This is the best thing you’ve ever done. I just watched the whole thing start to finish. That ring girl needs to be a smokeshow Bloody Loco ASAP!
Ohhh that’s where you were. You missed out on the Rough N Rowdy gang bang of Renee that night
from a passover seder to a book burning how out of place did you feel?
song shit part at 11:30 is the best
elpres dudes give you shit but youre easily the funniest of the barstool crew, all videos youre in are hysterical. much respect
Huge kudos for actually doing this. May God have mercy on your soul, I think I lost IQ points watching this.
VIVA LA FUCKIN STOOL!
It’s these stupid brilliant youtube videos that made me fall in love with the stool in the first place. Keep doing shit like this.
What type of squid still wears a bowtie?
I’d rather dig up Bert Sugar, prop his rotting, rancid carcass up next to my seat ringside, eat a plate of raw sushi from the nearest West Virginia gas station and call this fight, rather than sitting through all 25 minutes of this vomit inducing piece of journalistic art.
The shitter on bethany…wooooo
That ass was on another level
alarmingly, all footage was taken on planet earth.
i’d tongue punch her fart box
What happened to the cute chick in the FSU tshirt? Did she fight?
that ass was out of this world
guy with the grizzly adams beard got a vince mcmahon caliber screw job
just pause the video at 10:11 and enjoy
The tuxedo is always a winner. A+.
I have a suspicious feeling that mic is just a prop and has no desire to pick up auido.
Go to 15:00 minute mark and thank me later. Love the tux, keep it classy
YA HEAR ME!? ELK RIVERS COMIN!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the stool in awhile. The “roofer” had me on the floor laughing. And Bethany’s ass…holy shit.
@imdoingit, good work. That chick’s gonna get about 5,000 friend requests in the next 24 hrs.
This makes me so proud to be an American
“Her ass? Ten….Ten!…TEN!!!” Gold.
Bethany’s ass… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc
Nice suit Paul Queera
Oh man… I watched for the whole 25 minutes in anticipation of one song. How could you not play Hank 3′s “D. Ray White”? That is literally the theme song for Boone County and everything that those weird fucks stand for. Other than that, perfect. Fucking. Perfect.
I can’t decide if elpres looks more like Mark Zuckerberg or an autistic owl.
bethany, everyone https://www.facebook.com/bethany.graceathens
How didn’t you laugh while interviewing these hicks
“Are we live?”
I’ll be pissed if Bethany isn’t tomorrow’s wakeup
- FTW: Biggest/badest bald spot in the game.
- That ass needs a full bio w/video ASAP
- you seemed nervous for first hour of that video… Seemed to settle in after.
- You should have brought Cooley. Just seems like his level.
next time..let’s live stream the event on ustream
and charge $1.99 to view it and take a cut..
..that’s how moguls think right?
In the words of Jack Buck (when calling Kirk Gibson home run off of Ekersly) – “I dont believe what I just saw.”
Well done Davey Merchant, well done (by the way, Propecia has yet to kick in huh?)
Barstool needs to sponsor this next year and have stoolies show up to it. Entertainment at its finest.
God your nose is big.
well done Pres
The hilarious thing is that these incest loving retards don’t know what satire is
The black wo(man) has the same name as a white whine. Mind boggling
This video is exactly why The Stool is The Stool. Touche Pres.
Hey Pres, what do you think about that blonde chick’s ass?
I’m shocked at the quality of the asses strutting around that place. Bethany is a 10 (and needs to be a wakeup or special edition smokeshow) and then there was the monster ass from the 15min mark and the sneaking hot ass in pink from around the 21:34 mark. God I love women’s asses. I need to get laid more.
What. The. Fuck…
Tried saving this until tomorrow morning but, fuck, can’t wait. Viva la stool Pres
Fucking genius. This needs to be an annual event. A+
“is there any way we can get the mouthguard out for the interview” haha nice work pres
Ain’t nobody got time for dat
Bigger shocker? Ass woman shares a common lineage with the rest of the mongaloids in that video or there was only 1 mountain dew bottle sighting the entire time. You be the judge.
I would rather watch 25 hours of this than 25 milliseconds of Clancys horrible radio show
Bravo, prez. Greatest state in the world. Your Merchant game is tight son. Fuckin classic.
Can’t believe that the Swagmaster pussied out. Left me more disappointed than the First Lady on her wedding night.
Yo peyton, couldnt agree more. Take notes kfc. You arent funny.
this shit goes fed
This was fucking hilarious
“Chardonnay” looks more like a “Merlot” to me.
Well done, David.
Best post ever Pres, congrats. One question, how did you not make Bethany a smokeshow already?
why do your eyes always look like you just resurfaced from your month long mole hole hibernation and you are just seeing sun for the first time? you have have proptosis.
Well done rpw50222! Pres pose some stills of Bethany’s ass!
Seeing Prez in the ring reminded me of another Jew who liked to pat himself on the back, WWF legend Barry Horowitz.
Wanted to hate it, but making fun of backwoods southerners is never not funny.
dynamite video. i think the best part, other than that chicks ass, was how much better those broads are at boxing then the redneck dudes. those mamma’s can hit and hit hard. holy smokes
Well who won the second night fight?? Can you put it in a P.S.?? Inquiring minds want to know.
absolute fucking gold. made me proud to be a stoolie and an american…and from the north. Hot chicks, red necks sloppily beating the piss out of eachother. And a masshole jew in a tuxedo covering the whole thing. Easily the best thing thats ever been on the stool
hahahaha this is fucking fantastic. also: pres are you a midget?
I’ve been dying to see this and you didn’t disappoint. Viva La Stool
Moon Dog Rex looked like the smelliest mother fucker in the whole building.
i need a blog to follow, i grimaced at 25 minutes at first, but this easily could have been a full length film
Hilarious… but I won’t be visiting WV ever.
22:15: “Of all my years covering the rough and rowdy, I’ve never seen anything like this.” Just awesome. Blog of the Year.
Easily the best thing you’ve ever done. Amazing. Bonus: Betheny has a Twitter account: https://twitter.com/BethanygAthens
The funniest part is Prez making fun of how they talk, nig meet coon.
Ass Crack!! – Patrice O’neal
That’s gold Jerry, Gold!
were there any good fights or was it just a bunch of obese heffers weezing around the ring?
6:09 – 6:15 your nose looks absolutely megalithic.
Has there ever been a collection of worse tattoos at one venue? I feel like I could move to Boone County and instantly become the richest man in WV if I opened a tattoo parlor/liquor store/gun shop.
I’m kinda confused, since the one skeez bro lost and the other one didn’t fight, who gets the Mom and who gets the Sister when they get home ?
Goody, you need to get the fuck outta dodge asap
How do you not rescue Bethany from West Virgina and just offer her Neil’s job?!?!
This was awesome: A+.
And to think the ring girl works at Tractor Supply in Hurricane, West Virginia…this is an amazing country.
A couple more cameras and a little more fight footage and I would have watched this for 2 hours. So what ever happened to the FSU Softball chick?
Chardonnay.. has to be a dude right ?
renee says hi.
How about some ass pics from the Rough N Rowdy girls!? I 100% expected those as GTA this morning.. slacking over there in the stool, come on Pres! on another note… this Rough N Rowdy idea was F***ING GENIUS!! Pres, you did it again!
I have an honest question, is it acceptable to send Bethany a friend request?
Ass is a Hard 10
Loved the zoom in on Chardonnay’s neck… Nice work! Can’t wait to “Wake Up” to Bethany’s ass tomorrow morning
reading Bethany’s twitter she actually thinks she just hit the big time being in Pres’ video…poor kid has no idea how small time EP is
that ass is the only bearable reason to listen to all these rednecks
“And in this corner…we have ANOTHER guy wearing jeans?
how is this sanctioned???
WV must have the loosest restricitions in the country!
Don’t have to be able to walk in heels, just wear em in bed is fine
Did The Tree fall? Did Josh Naylor rip anyone’s head off and take their girl up Elk River to show them what a real man is all about? So many questions unanswered.
Max Kellerman step aside!!! Nice job Prez.
I would crawl through a field of AIDS needles just to hear her fart through a soup can telephone.
Epic. All of it.
For some reason every video you are in is funny..just straight up is.
His father was a roofer, his mother was a roofer…
FSU girl is Brittany Williams, her twitter account is here https://twitter.com/b_WILL2
Jumpman Jesus is a fucking site to behold.
And here is her facebook page http://www.facebook.com/brittanynw. Can the mogul himself, elpres turn 2 smokeshows into internet sensations with 24 hours?
add this chick to the list of people that you made famous….mogul
Cody Skeens v. Buddy Tessling fight…
the blonde chick is obviously #1, but how about the one in the confederate flag bikini at 12:05
Bethany accepted my friend request. So 100% chance we get married
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