at 3:02 you kind of had a De Niro vibe going on
Appears in Entrepreneur Magazine, makes $15 in revenue per t-shirt he sells us, makes probably tens of thousands doing the Blackout Sausage Fests, yet still manages to live in filth. Keep doing you, David.
LOL at “what does twitter do better than us? NOTHING”
well, that couldn’t be further from the truth, you fucking retard.
Boss walk off
Twitter does a couple of things better than you, dave. Also, if you listen closely your voice sort of resembles don vitos when he gets all riled up.
LA is a shit city comprised totally of drama club fruitcakes who move there to wait tables. Shit city.
How many days has zollo or rickroz had to get their “feet wet”
Dude, color correct the video, my man……
I tried my best to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I hate you more than anything lately prez. my name says it all.
damnit this was actually funny
This is awesome. Do this “state of the empire” speech once a month
wheres the south love..dc dont cut it
I could find a bum off the streets of LA and he would be funnier and probably more intelligent then Nick and Heath
@jimba quit being a faggot
Any time is too long. Barstool LA can’t even get their timezone right.
@gtoss…how the fuck do you know if he pulled the trigger too quick? you honestly think he hasnt been working on this for a while? jesus christ some of you are so idiotic it makes me hate the human race
Pres I hope what you said is true about how no one from this site wanted to be a blogger or whatever you said because there’s some funny fucking people here that do what LA can’t in a sentence or two: make people laugh
You really are an idiot. And your office is a fucking dump ‘ mogul’. Clean it up!
The twitter comment pretty much sums up my worst fears.
Ok Dave as a fellow Jew let me help you out. Subscriptions 1$ a month. I like you and would love to give you some revenue but still in 1 year of about 4 hours a day on here I might have clicked on one advert.
i live in LA, im from Boston, my name is Dinglebush because I shit my pants after blacking out on Thanksgiving night two years ago. woke up with my bush covered in my own fecal matter. call me when u want to get serious. 1-900-fucku
Can I take a peak at Feit’s resume? Pretty sure he never did anything funny in his life.
Mac Airs on top of Mac Books
If Pres wants expansion he should just keep nagging Jenna Marbles in hopes of getting a guilt trip barstool shout out from her 200x larger platform…. oh wait, he already played that card.
don’t worry guys…when Pres hires me for barstool arizona I’ll have a MUCH better debut
You are too short for that mic but i completely overlooked that when you said fruitcake. Haven’t heard someone say that since middle school. Love the classic insults
That was boss
big cat might be IS funnier than you
The “3 ways guys can drop 20lbs quickly” ad always comes up on pres blogs. Button down cashmere hides his gut well though
Hey Pres, http://www.maids.com.
So, is this “work starts at 10am” video the same Zollo posting shitty music?
The poise. The articulation. The inspiration. Talk about commanding a fucking room. You are a leader of men, Pageviews.
Yeah, I bet breakingnews new blog will be fantastic. What a bunch of fucking morons.
Serious prediction: this guy realizes youtube will pay him more for stupid videos, and he’ll go the route of Jenna and quit (mainly because I believe he has trouble reading and writing).
i dont know whats wrong with you people. this shit is awesome. actually, i dont know whats wrong with me. i watch this shit and i giggle like a fucking 14 year old girl. but i love it. and so do all of you, thats why you keep coming back. so fuck off and viva.
Pres is right about guys firing on all cylinders, even Maurice has been on fire as of late. Most of the time commenters are big time re-res, anyone who complains about a reblog is a power chump- each site is going to have something different to say about it, and I like the different points of view. Even so, the LA guys seem so forced in their humor, it’s like reading generic shit like buzzfeed, and it makes it worse that they’re not from LA; get a local on the site to handle the blogging. Nick and Heath make funny videos, and they will no doubt help the brand with the bro show- which I think they could help take to the next level.
I’ve been sending in 3 blogs a day man, check your e-mail. It can’t be worse than LA putting up fake articles.
There’s too much content now. It’s watered down
West coast is for faggots.. cue the music
And Pres, you’re wrong. These 2 suck and will never be accepted by Stoolies. They are fucking squids and stoolies can spot a squid a mile away.
At what point did you tell anyone you were looking for LA writers? Maybe that’s why nobody funny sent you their stuff, nimrod.
Someone needs to take SMITTY, big cat, and Kmarko… Pay them, kill barstool.
Cashmire ? close your eyes for a second and Feits will be rubbing his nuts on your hump
How about the LA guy putting up the Pres watercooler video before Pres… not a smart move
you should hire people that don’t read barstool..ever new guy that comes in here tries to mimic all the big players..last thing we need is the same old catch phrases from your little minions…redundant city (pun intended)
Pres, you need stoolies to write for LA. LA stoolies. In your desire to expand you pulled the trigger to quick. These clowns don’t know shit about the stool or LA. Shouldn’t those be the two main requirements to be the head of the LA stool. c’mon dude. I’m not trying to rag your ass like everyone else but it’s not working and it’s not gonna work. I’m from Southern California and I love the stool. I’m not saying I deserve better but I kinda am.
This is coming from a guy who hired and still maintains Fecalberg as an employee after all this time!
I’m still more concerned with mo…
It’s easy to find funny writers. It’s tough to find them, though, if you only want to pay 50-60k…
Highly disappointed you’re not growing a mustache for Movember Dave.
Greetings from Arlington, VA, David. I hope this message finds you well.
The last time I wore a dress shirt that ill-fitting, I was 11 years old.
looks like the commenters have some real estate in your head dave
Barstool will turn it’s back on you stoolies quicker than you think.
seriously? my autistic cousin is less depressing and far more enjoyable…
barstool LA is conspiracy started by philly and dmv to take commenter heat off them i believe it goes all the way to the top and pres is the puppet master, it has also worked wonders nate and mo are absolutely hysterical by comparison
@breakingnews No you’re not you faggot
@Jimba, FTW. Also the whole city specific BSS sites is dumb considering sports is only blogged 3% of the time and you hired 2 guys from Indiana to run LA and a guy from RI to start up Chicago. Should be 1 blog, let the top guys carry it and work new guys in slowly. The bloggers can still rep their teams/regions in their blogs.
Who’s serving fruit cake?
“We have the same content two weeks ago as we do today”. We know, especially after we see LA reblog it two weeks later.
Idk about yall but I know if I was judged on my job performance this soon in I’d be canned. Obviously LA has bit the dick hard to start but I hear Pres on this one, for now at least. But still, clocks ticking and I didn’t laugh once at Kent Murphy…
Twitter. Pretty sure twitter has a real office.
Also, thanks for giving everyone a date when ur going to fire your homo friends in LA: 2 months.
i wouldn’t say boston has been firing on all cylinders when you got feitelberg and jmac blogging for ya
Thank you Pres. And might I say you are schnozing on all cylinders
Tuck your fuckin shirt in you slob.
You stole a guys shirt that papi wore at the parade and just to sell it. You’re a scumbag who actaully compares himself to twitter, a billion dollar NYSE company. You get crushed by hard hitting articles like deadspin but call them barstool jr. I detest you in every way. But thank you for KFC and Big Cat, if you did anything right in tiyr horrible scheming life, its hire those two and make my day in my cube livable.
Guaranteed your Jew ass was paid for the Poland Spring product placement
i actually like these press conferences where it appears you actually care about the stoolies if you did more of these during Neilgate, addressing Zollo, and everything else it would pretty cool/funny
Whats that red dot on your cashmere…
you fucking idiots insulting pres:
Don’t fucking read the blog if you don’t like it. It blows my mind how dumb you are.
Viva la stool!
I just farted, can you smell that in Boston? Just kidding, I know you can!
Does anyone see the irony in this POS telling us not to judge his writers while the only thing every blogger on this site ever does is pass judgement?
Also, comparing yourself to twitter? Really? Reeaaaalllly?
Also also, defensive much?
If it was up to me this whole site would be in the garbage.
Cashmere button down huh?
Blah ,blah blah, you’re soft as dog shit. You blog. I fight.
LA is the Camp MVP to Barstools Camp Hope
Might be time to take that “by the common man for the common man” slogan off the site, cashmere…
Hey nice life jacket Feits
good press conference pres,whatever if you say LA will get better I’ll give it time
Pres layin’ down the hammer.
Daniel Tosh did an entire season wearing cashmere. And it was gay. You do one press conference wearing cashmere. And it’s still gay.
I’m on Team Pres, fuck the blog commenters.
You’re 42 and that place looks like the dorm room of a college freshman that is struggling to make friends.
Cashmere shirt means Nick blew you while Heath licked your ass to get the job. Thats that!
What about Nate do you even like him
It’s not that there’s too much content for me, it’s that there’s not enough high-quality content. If you think Nick will get better then I’m willing to be patient, but so far Barstool LA is pretty low-quality stuff in my opinion.
I Love LA!
Soooo Zollos twitter picture is a dude sitting on another dudes lap…
Pres, a while back you made a comment about how if someone wanted to be a part of barstool, you aren’t just going to hire people off the street. You said that they need to have some sort of blogging experience and told us that if someone ever wanted to become a blogger for barstool, that they would need to have their own blog first or be a part of another blog and then submit it into you. You literally just stated that Nick and Heath are new to the blogging game. You’re contradicting yourself bro.
All the idiots complaining realize that pres hired KFC and Big Cat right? He hits on them sometimes. It’s just hard to find funny, reliable people who are willing to settle for posting on a smut website.
power ranking the writers…
El Pres is still at 1 so lets hear him out
Mogul office to die for.
That was KFC level tail-wagging-the-dog. You guys don’t give enough credit to the comment section being half of this site’s value, but you don’t need to respond to 20 year olds’ kvetching.
breakingnews, when you say give them better benefits, you mean just give them benefits, right?
Stoollala > Barstool LA
Cashmere you queer… new low
power ranking the writers…
El Pres is still at 1 so lets here him out
Tell em pres. The same fools cryin and complaining are the same ones clicking the links and buying the t shirts.
Pres, no matter how many times you tell yourself that the LA guys, and some others, are good writers and funny, doesn’t make it true.
barstool la on the clock: 60 days
Soft as FUCK.. Just like this blog
Not even gonna bother watching it, but I want you to know that I hate you. Also, I’ll kill you.
Did you just compare yourself to twitter? You should never go full retard
Your sweater is almost as soft as you are.
Nick has potential. With Heath….there is just no way…..
No, the difference between twitter and you is that twitter just had an IPO and you’re still selling t-shirts
Whats softer, that cashmere shirt, or Nick and Heath’s ballsacks rubbing on your face?
to think you could’ve been out mayor.
i have nipples, greg/feits. can i blog?
Well this is just a big fart in our mouth.
all of the molly that you take to dance with 16 year old girls at the blackouts has made you fat
you really could stand to lose a few pounds dave
At least you don’t have to worry about the new LA guys leaving you and making millions of dollars
Feits, that hat is gayer than getting fucked in the ass. You suck.
pres holding that mic high and tight bud selig style
If prez doesn’t have feitelberg following him from room to room playing entrance and exit music from now on, i’m gonna be a bit disappointed.
How about you let Big Cat do the hiring, huh dick cream?
dude—pres losing his mind with “FRUIT CAKES” has me dying
feits got all fuzzy when prez said its impossible to find funny writers
KFC and BigCat I’m gonna start a similar site. I will pay you more and give you health benefits. Let me know.
I see you cum rags
working overtime… I needed this
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