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El Pres Goes For Kit Kat Eating World Record

So somebody sent me the above video today from some World Record website. Well here is what these kids didn’t know. I love kit kats and I love setting world records. Cue the video…

By elpresidente posted August 15th, 2012 at 4:10 PM

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by cawk gawd on August 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm
have neil do this so he can choke and die
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by Numero Two on August 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Europeans and two bar Kit Kats, fuck that noise.
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by terror-on-broad29 on August 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Was the Brit going slow on purpose? Anyone can do that. Not even kidding.
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by dafuq on August 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm
200 dollar laptop 200 desk fan
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by mattsh20 on August 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Would have been a great watch if you choked. Or went into a diabetic seizure.
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by Liam. on August 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm
2 bar kit kat? fuck that shit eat a 4 bar kitkat ya cunt and keep the package closed...
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by rcht2370 on August 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm
hilarious how they trolled you in for this. my stomach could dissolve a kitkat faster than he ate one
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by bp_is_neato_11 on August 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Sugar slows down the body's metabolism, Dave.
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by J.Ho on August 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Can't believe he still has those Office Depot stickers on the laptop
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by GabeKaplersNutSac on August 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm
If this was a bagel and some lox, you'd win hands down.
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by brodhisattva on August 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm
You are as close to a turtle as a human can be
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by dibiase on August 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm
im imprezzed
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by bruinsin2009 on August 15, 2012 at 4:25 pm
holy chins
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by cantgetthestinkout on August 15, 2012 at 4:26 pm
What if you snorted them instead? Does that still count?
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by nawtymassarawty on August 15, 2012 at 4:26 pm
You fat fuck
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by briar on August 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm
"I haven't practiced, but I love Kit-Kats." Hilarious.
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by delihands on August 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm
The timing doesn't start till he opens the package but he opened the package.... fail. Kid is a douche
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by bdemps15 on August 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm
You should have snorted them. Would have smashed the world record.
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by mrchingo on August 15, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Pres looks like a fat Zuckerberg
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by neilhaschemo on August 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm
whats the point of this.. you didnt beat him u fat fuck
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by edjr on August 15, 2012 at 4:35 pm
you should have inhaled them
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by the gilz nilz on August 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm
See how many dicks Jerry Thornton can eat in 39 seconds. I bet it's a lot.
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by Will I am Not on August 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm
FUCK YO NECK FUCKING CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT!!! ps lose some weight bro, youre headed to heart attack city and Renee can take your 2 million internet money
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by tripp_mcneely on August 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm
You should have stuck with Fruit Loops, Toucan.
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by dalejr on August 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Sweet fucking office. Looks like the bathroom of some low-rent BBQ joint in Mississippi.
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by Evil One on August 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I know that to most Americans Europe is just some big place way over by Eqypt or sumthin, but the kids British
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by herbie versmells on August 15, 2012 at 4:48 pm
hahahahahhaaha i always forget how hysterically funny looking you are prez...thank god neil was in school of rock so i can google image his picture once in a while or i would forget how big of a fivehead bald fucking bag of dildos lesbian-like cum rag he is.
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by emoney23 on August 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm
i just spit out breast milk and i wasn't even drinking any
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by One Eyed Bandit on August 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Pres when you lay on your back and sleep does your head touch the pillow?
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by professor.murder on August 15, 2012 at 5:07 pm
whats with the used cum rags all over the desk? the barstool office is a place of serious business goddamnit- not fred willards closet!
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by herczanzibar on August 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm
There's only a few things that can fill you with American pride more than calling a limey Brit or any filthy European a Frenchie.
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by weenman on August 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Do that challenge with strawberry short cake kks and I'll be impressed.
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by mlbonghitter on August 15, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Nice dyson fan.
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by herczanzibar on August 15, 2012 at 5:47 pm
@slutnuts we come from a country who said fuck you to those limey brits. Like a 15 year old girl who tells her dad to fuck off and runs away to ultimately become a stripper. Plus, I'm of Irish descent, the shit do I care about fucking fog breathers?
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by bobcabbit on August 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm
started dying when you tried to say stop in the accent and werent close!
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by dcod on August 15, 2012 at 6:12 pm
these challenge blogs are A+ gold, EP. Crack me up each time. It's not about actually beating the record...it's just goofin' w/ your bros. Just like the purpose of barstool in the first place...stuff you and your buddies would talk about watching a game on a coupla barstools - a point a lot of the commenters forget. I can definitely see me and my buddies challenging each other to see how fast we could eat things and just dying about how funny each other looks making the attempt. well done, sir. well done. Now you have to do that saltine thing @nathan suggests.
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by twoholepunch on August 15, 2012 at 6:23 pm
the rich get richer, the fat get fatter.
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by randyrandall on August 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm
@dcod...you sound like you're a huge faggot.
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by dixon sider on August 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Sweet office. How much do Moshe and Ruth charge you to rent the basement?
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by ficken-die-hocker on August 15, 2012 at 7:16 pm
dcod, are you fucking 6?
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by robbs on August 15, 2012 at 7:24 pm
tell me when to stop kid - stop prez = OP
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by schrute farms on August 15, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Turn on the A/C you cheap mother fucker.
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by derekio on August 15, 2012 at 7:40 pm
I just coughed out my zyklon B and I wasn't even in Aushwitz
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by petergammonslisp on August 15, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Well done you fat fuck. You know Kit Kat isn't kosher.
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by Pat Bateman on August 15, 2012 at 8:16 pm
You sound like a Red Sock making excuses for your underperformance at the end.
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by nicktuation on August 15, 2012 at 8:16 pm
"French Brrrrat" You even sound fat now Pres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8weDjGK5rA
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by CLCR76 on August 15, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Once again you prove that you're all talk.
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by 413sFinest on August 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm
I ain't laughed that hard in a RILL long time
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by snapbacks and chin straps on August 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Oh give me a break
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by rexisfat on August 15, 2012 at 8:26 pm
I see what you did here.... Lost in purpose just so you can try it again. You fucking MOOSE!
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by lazershow44 on August 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Pres should go for the most failed record attempts record.
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by nathan on August 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Saltine challenge - six saltines in 60 seconds without drinking anything.
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by goddy77 on August 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm
"thats halloween shit" cracked me the fuck up
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by rusty tromboner on August 15, 2012 at 8:49 pm
nathan, consider it done drinking only sweet victory.
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by menotknow on August 15, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Prez, you`re lookin kinda gaunt. You should eat kit kats everyday.
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by slutnuts4 on August 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm
pres i have to believe the wr is based on a 4 pack. you could have done it if you didnt laugh at the end. also, im wondering if you retards realize your ancestors were limey brits. or did you think you sort of materialized on this continent from nowhere
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by otwisted on August 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm
@dcod, you and your bros must be a great time huh. Just sitting around laughing, drinking, speed eating and jerking each other off.
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by paul_el on August 15, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Hardoooooooo
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by johnnyboy1313 on August 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Pres, you are fucking hilariously pathetic
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by nawtymassarawty on August 15, 2012 at 11:03 pm
@dcod go play in traffic faggot
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by rexisfat on August 15, 2012 at 11:56 pm
dcod, congratulations. You just earned yourself a 2-week barstool suspension for acting ghey.
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by bdemps15 on August 16, 2012 at 12:57 am
Your the Ryan Lochte of kit kat eating. Way to let that French fuck win the gold.
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by bodybymolson on August 16, 2012 at 2:38 am
Nice dyson fan you fat hipster.
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by goddy77 on August 16, 2012 at 2:59 am
Bdemps, one of the wittiest comments in recent memory.
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by pedroiahasaids on August 16, 2012 at 3:08 am
renee would have smashed the record. if she can take 8 black cocks in a bukkake scene 4 kit kats should be no problem
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by StanSitwell on August 16, 2012 at 8:52 am
blackdude just because you cant afford food, don't hate on Pres for living like a tycoon
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by dcod on August 16, 2012 at 9:49 am
I stand by my comments. what a bunch of miserable pricks.
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by CTfortyniner on August 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm
The face of a champion: http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7816/portnose.png
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by fng commenter on August 19, 2012 at 1:08 am
You know what...CTfortyniner that was a great screen shot. BTW I thought I could smash this record, but turns out it took me me 28 seconds to eat a 4-pack of KK. I bet Sarah Jay could do it in under 5 seconds.
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